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Hey All - Jonesyyf's Account Recovery & Account Dump
A VIP gets his account hacked, gets it back, then celebrates by dropping a huge dump of stolen accounts for the whole board to pick over.
Longtime VIP member Jonesyyf returns to announce his account had been hijacked by an ex-member named Junyerr, who reportedly impersonated him and caused trouble before getting 'busted.' To mark his return he dumped a large batch of login credentials for others to grab, then followed up with a second haul found on his web host. The thread quickly turns into members bickering over who 'greedily' took too many accounts, with admins and mods ribbing thejah for allegedly hoarding, plus some cheap shots at the hacker Junyerr.
dont be greedy guys, take one and leave the rest dont be faggots.— TuxifieD
We've learned two things here. thejah = greedy faggot. junnyer = retard who should get killed by fire.— Kimmi
wtf u guys dont even kno how i took u guys r just making assumsions like always— thejah
One of the Accounts you hacked!
A first-time poster wanders into fkn0wned asking for his stolen account back — and gets laughed out of the thread.
A newcomer named bahaha posts asking for his hacked account to be returned, explaining he'd been sent a fake 'movie' file (actually a keylogger) after a member called Whitey/'The Puppet Master' got compromised. Established members respond with blunt indifference and dark humor, framing account theft and reselling as just business as usual on the site. Regulars speculate the culprit was 'Vexed'/VexD, described jokingly as a steam account vendor, while others needle the newcomer for expecting sympathy on his first post.
We steal...we sell...we pwn. That's how the whole scene is going on.— nasKo
Fkn0wned can be so cruel sometimes— Dimitri0s
VexD won't give it back, he's a steam acc vendor not a man:P— Skippy
Anybody wanna bomb this girls facebook?
Sylox asked fkn0wned to mass-harass some girl's Facebook — nearly a year later, she showed up in the thread herself to tell him off
Sylox opened a thread asking members to 'bomb' a named girl's Facebook and posted her phone number over some unspecified drama about her 'getting involved' in his business. The community's response was mostly mockery rather than support — other members told him this wasn't 4chan, that the forum wasn't his 'personal army,' and pointed out the irony that she hadn't actually targeted the forum, he had targeted her. Nearly ten months later the thread got a second life when the girl herself (posting as a guest) found it and posted an angry rebuttal, which drew a bit of amusement before staff locked the topic for violating the 'not your personal army' rule.
if you want a personal army go to 4chan. we don't do charity work. :D— k3anan
Giving out my number is not gonna accomplish much sweetie, so how about you seriously think about shutting that whore mouth of yours— Guest_lolatlosers_
this bitch hunted you down— TuxifieD
Using Stolen Credit Card Online
A member casually asks the forum how to use a stolen credit card without getting caught — the replies did not go well for him.
Posted in General Discussion in December 2007, a member named Enigma asked whether a proxy would help reduce the risk of using a stolen credit card online. The thread quickly turned into a pile-on, with regulars and staff warning him about fraud charges, mocking the idea, and telling him to just earn money legitimately. A side sub-thread saw member jcomp6 joking about library computers and 'finding' cards in the street, prompting more ridicule, while others drew a line insisting the community were 'scammers, not thieves.'
You will get caught and most likly not work since people cancel their credits cards right after they have been stolen.— miLLer
Don't steal credit cards you fucking scum earn some money the proper way.— sammo
Exactly, we may be scammers, but were not thieves.— sammo
13 years old wasnt good enough for tux.
A forum 'trap' thread, a sketchy poll about downloading, and half the board arguing about whether that's even a joke you're allowed to make.
A November 2009 General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com started as a prank/'trap' set up by founder TuxifieD and member -Alex, baiting members over some linked images (described as old photos from '6th grade'), then spiraling into a crude community poll asking who 'downloaded'. The thread devolves into typical off-topic forum banter — jokes about jail time, relationships, and a genuinely heated aside from member f0wh pushing back on the joke's implications. It's a snapshot of the forum's dark, edgy inside-joke humor culture and its casual moderation norms, with regulars like Kimmi, vermiLLion, and ZoaQ weighing in with the community's usual snark.
i told u all it was a trap + how many downloaded? 0— [Founder]TuxifieD
if theres grass on the feild its Fair Play— Slickz
1. If you get a boner from kids, you're a pedophile no matter what you choose to do from that point.— f0wh
Merry Fkn Christmas! - General Discussion
A whole community's Christmas 2012 crammed into one thread — vouches, signature drama, and a mod trying to close it for being 'too early'
A festive holiday thread from December 2012 where members and staff of the Fkn0wned forum dropped in to wish each other Merry Christmas. It's mostly quick one-liners and inside jokes, plus a few long-running signature blocks packed with vouches and thank-yous to graphic designers. A moderator briefly closed the thread with a joke reason before it was reopened, capturing the loose, joking house culture of the site.
Merry Christmas, may it be awfull.— Daxi
No where is it currently christmas... you retarded guys?— Nick
Nick stahp, you are drunk, go home. Merry christmas people.— TripleD
Epic Account Dump
A hidden-content account dump that had half the forum spamming 'unhide' for five pages straight
Ment0r posted a locked 'Epic Account Dump' thread on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, hiding the actual content behind the classic forum trick of requiring a reply to unlock it. The thread exploded with dozens of members posting quick 'ty', 'unhide', and 'reveal please' replies just to see the goods, a staple ritual of that era's account/leak sharing culture. A few regulars like ZoaQ and sYntax chimed in, with sYntax later noting the dump didn't actually work. The thread was eventually locked, a common fate for these dump/leech threads once they ran their course.
epics! EDIT: Nothing works :(— sYntax
Hmm.. Acc with no psw? Weird— Gamemania
Great share bro ;)— ZoaQ
Want a Free VPN?
j00j07 drops a 'free VPN' email trick — the crew smells sketch immediately
A member named j00j07 shared a method to snag a supposedly free VPN by emailing a promo address and waiting for 'beta acceptance' login details. The regulars, including longtime staff like vermiLLion and ap3x, were instantly suspicious ('Sketchy'), while mod NIX vouched for it as legit and useful for running his checkers, and PopTart chimed in with a screenshot as proof. A pretty ordinary slice of the forum's day-to-day: someone posts a dubious free tool, everyone clowns on it a little, and a mod's word ends up being the final say.
Sketchy.— vermiLLion
toooooooo sketchy :shiftyninja:— lulraep
This is tested by me and it works u get a reply in about a day I use it sometimes to run checkers n shit cuz I'm to lazy to restart my modem.— NIX
Hacked? — The Great rsforum.net Raid Plot
Fkn0wned wasn't hacked, it was just spammed — so naturally the crew planned to go do it to the other guys instead
A short-lived scare thread from October 2008: the site went down briefly and Insanityrains assumed a hack, but staff (Penguin, TuxifieD) clarified it was just a spam flood that got cleaned up in seconds. The conversation quickly pivoted into members organizing a coordinated spam raid against a rival forum, rsforum.net, with several members volunteering to help via MSN messenger (spam only, not DDoS, per a couple of members' stated ethics). Classic mid-2000s forum-war energy — mods downplaying the incident while the userbase got hyped to retaliate.
We weren't hacked..We were just spammed. Took me like 2 seconds to make the threads disappear.— Penguin
Im down for spamming, but no ddos'ing. Pm me so we can get coordinated and rape each and every section ;)— -Darkness-
Wait, everyone make an account and do it simultaneously— Skippy
[NSFW] Chatroulette Trolls (Kimmi's Thread)
Kimmi trolls Chatroulette perverts with fake webcam swaps — 2010 forum classic.
A May 2010 General Discussion thread started by senior member Kimmi, sharing a string of Chatroulette trolling stories aimed at strangers seeking nudity, including swapping her webcam feed to bait and humiliate them. Regulars like NIX, vermiLLion, f0wh, and others piled on with jokes and approval, giving it the loose, jokey banter typical of the era. The thread also carries some era-typical crude and racially charged jokes in the replies, reflecting the unmoderated tone common on forums like this at the time.
I'm searching for 'em titties.— Kimmi
He shat brix that night.— Kimmi
Put up a Tut on how to fake like this. Would come in handy for people to see dicks you know?— vermiLLion
Favorite Porn Star
shwager kicks off an NSFW poll and the whole crew weighs in with picks (and a jab at a mod's 'leaked tape')
A classic off-topic NSFW thread in General Discussion where shwager asked members to name and picture their favorite pornstar. Replies ranged from Sara Jean Underwood and Tori Black to Diamond Kitty and Maria Ozawa, with the usual joking, ratings, and light ribbing. Notably, mod Kimmi got teased by m1sterfopje about being someone's 'favorite,' leading to a running joke about a supposed leaked tape. Pure early-2010s forum culture: casual, crude, and communal.
Tell us your Favorite pornstar and post a picture and tell us why they are your favorite!— shwager
Shhh.. the tape may not leak.— Kimmi
She's the first cute pr0n actress (photo at least) I've ever seen, all of em are ugly lol.— Kimmi
Fav. Nick tv show?
A whole forum full of cheat-scene tough guys arguing over Spongebob vs. Hey Arnold
A lighthearted off-topic thread in General Discussion where Junnyerr asked members to share their favorite childhood Nickelodeon shows, kicking things off with Hey Arnold!. Regulars piled in with nostalgic picks like Spongebob SquarePants, Invader Zim, CatDog, and Rocket Power, with some good-natured ribbing about age and taste along the way. A stray Dragon Ball Z shoutout sparked a brief correction that it wasn't even a Nick show. Pure nostalgia filler thread, a nice break from the site's usual cheat/gaming focus.
what are you 7— ap3x
Arnolds grandpa cuz hes got balls as his chin, and a penis as his head.— deX-
lol not a nick tv show, thats what, cartoon network??— Emrys
Most Useless Thing in the World!
A random 2010 shitpost thread that somehow became a legendary 'FUCKING AMERICANS' meme moment
A quick, low-effort thread where fkngames posted an image (long since dead link) mocking some pointless novelty product, sparking a cascade of one-liners mocking Americans and consumer culture. Regulars like PopTart, NIX, and Kimmi piled on with laughs, and one poster admitted they thought the thread would be about an unrelated 'fake ass hug' meme circulating at the time, revealing overlapping in-jokes across the board. It's a snapshot of the forum's casual, jokey day-to-day chatter rather than any major drama — just old members riffing off each other.
FUCKING AMERICANS— boselect
LOL, they shuda gone on dragon's den— aimshot120
Americans are fucked up in the head :3— Kimmi
Fkn0wned IRC - Come on guys!
A dying push to get members onto the IRC channel turns into idling debates, a mystery trojan scare, and a bunch of 'won't connect' complaints.
This late-2007 General Discussion thread was a members' rallying call to get people into the Fkn0wned IRC channel, but by page two the energy had fizzled into griping about idling being pointless since nobody was chatting. A stray mention of a 'trojan' briefly derails the conversation with a member offering to send an 'uninstaller,' and the thread closes out with several members simply unable to get their IRC client to connect at all. It's a small, mundane slice of forum life capturing the friction of keeping an IRC community alive alongside the messier, less-secure internet habits of the era.
whats the point of idling..nobody is talking so all im doing is wasting energy...— Industry
what about the trojian how do we get rid of that?— Famousss
hey famouss ill send u a un-installer /hint hint— olie22
Favourite ever (song thread)
Old fkn0wned crew drop their all-time favourite tracks — Prodigy, Avenged Sevenfold, and a lot of genre-hopping indecision
A casual off-topic thread from April 2009 in the General Discussion board, started by jonneh28 asking members to name their favourite ever song. Replies ranged across DnB, hip-hop, Avenged Sevenfold, Prodigy, and Pet Shop Boys, with most people admitting they couldn't pick just one. Nothing dramatic here — just a laid-back music chat typical of the forum's downtime banter between the gaming and cheat-scene talk.
Damn that one is hella tough Don't think i have one favorite song :\ listen to too many bands and it changes constantly..— lam3r
Prodigy - Firestarter , Baby's got temper , Smack My Bitch up ...— sto0ka
That is a tough one... might be Love etc - Pet Shop Boys..... or The omen by prodigy— Spaz
Fist pumping baby
A random viral baby video becomes low-stakes forum comedy gold, complete with a Kimmi prophecy about the kid growing up skinhead.
Kasper5150 posts a silly viral clip of a baby fist-pumping in a car seat, and the thread turns into quick throwaway banter typical of General Discussion filler threads. A few regulars point out they'd already seen it circulating elsewhere (referenced as 'RWJ'), and long-time member Kimmi jokes the baby is destined to grow up into some kind of extremist type, prompting mild pushback and laughs. Nothing deep here — just a snapshot of the community's casual, joke-heavy rapport between well-known crew and staff members.
That baby's cute, wow. Wanna bet it's going to be some faggot (harc0re, skinhead, racist, everythin') later. :p— Kimmi
kasper n kimmi post the best shit— NIX
wtf is rwj— kasper5150
Rar Password
SpaZy wanted a password handed to him, got roasted by staff and regulars instead
A short-lived December 2009 thread where member SpaZy asked for help getting into a password-protected RAR file, dodging suggestions to just brute-force it himself. Staff (ap3x, vermiLLion) called out SpaZy's history of low-effort spam posts and warned him about warnings/bans, while another member cheekily revealed the password reference was tied to 'Isabella Valentine.' The thread ends with a regular member declaring the whole thing spam, and it was locked shortly after.
Maybe if you weren't such a spammer and actually read through the rules once or twice, we might have put a sec team member on this.— ap3x
Its from isabella valentine you fucking nerd [<3]— w44s
This thread is full of spam. *sigh*— Torian
Who wants some FKNRapidshares? (Over 150!)
One user dumped 150+ Rapidshare premium logins on the forum — and people STILL managed to break them within pages.
A long-running General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.Com where member Rebelz repeatedly gave away large batches of Rapidshare premium accounts to the community, framing it as a contribution to the forum rather than something worth selling. The thread is mostly a stream of thanks, requests, and reports that some accounts had already stopped working because other members changed the passwords, with Rebelz periodically scolding 'leaching noobs' and asking for PayPal donations in exchange for posting more accounts or private access. It ran across at least 8 pages, showing steady engagement typical of the site's cheat/warez-sharing culture.
I don't care... I really have no use for all of these and selling them would just take too much time and I like to contribute to the fkn community.— Rebelz
Lot's have been changed already due to you leaching noobs.— Rebelz
some of this still works.. i have shared them with ppl on other sides.. dont worry they wont change the pws.. i will guarantee— haha.1
What are you listening to?! (General Discussion)
A dusty 2008 music-check-in thread where half the posters would later get banned or renamed anyway.
A casual 'name your current song' thread from Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, running across at least two pages in early January 2008. Members drop whatever's playing—rap, metal, techno, nu-metal, grunge—with zero drama, just idle chatter typical of an off-topic filler thread. Notable mostly for capturing the site's regular cast (including staff/supervisors and 1000-post veterans) in a mundane, low-stakes moment, and for Nerf's account status visibly flipping from active member to 'Banned' between posts on the same thread.
Just some techno on my MP3 player, as usual.— hunterbrute224
there is a thread called "the now playing thread"...— LoRd Ragealot
Thank jebus Nerf i didnt know anybody else listened to lupe!— dainbramaged
The Most Epic Moment of SpongeBob Ever
An admin's off-hand SpongeBob clip turns into a low-key crew roast session
A throwaway thread started by admin ap3x sharing a SpongeBob video clip he claims his mom tells him about every night, which quickly devolves into a handful of members reacting with 'epic lulz' and one crew member (f0wh) accusing others of posting 'private videos' of him without approval. It's a classic filler thread from General Discussion — no drama beyond some light ribbing, just members hanging out and riffing on a silly cartoon moment.
my mom tells me this story every night before i go to bed or this— ap3x
fuck you posting private videos of me without my approval— f0wh
the hamburger in the video is very tasteful— macman507
Metal/Hardcore/Grindcore
Fkn0wned's cheaters and coders drop the keyboards for a second to argue about black metal vs. hardcore breakdowns.
A General Discussion thread from January 2008 where a coder ('Gate Guardian') asks who on the forum is into metal, hardcore, and grindcore. Members swap band recommendations across black/death/power metal and metalcore/hardcore punk scenes, with a running side-conversation between Goodapollo and Industry comparing hardcore band favorites (Have Heart, Set Your Goals, Bracewar, Ceremony). Lighthearted, casual off-topic banter typical of the site's social side, a break from its main cheat/coding focus.
metal isnt worth more than $5 on the street corner— Industry
Fuck grindcore, other metal genres are alright.— homelesshobo
will do BITCH!! *sorry, that was my tourettes speaking— Industry
Fucking hotdogs.
deX- posts a video, forum spends eleven replies arguing over hotdog counts and Whitest Kids U Know clips.
A classic low-effort, high-nostalgia General Discussion thread from May 2010 where regular deX- dropped what was almost certainly a Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK) sketch clip titled after hotdogs. The replies spiral into inside jokes about daily hotdog consumption (7, then 14), a shoutout comparing it to fellow member Timmmyy's lifestyle, and a mild pile-on of '+1 I love WKUK' agreement. Peak filler-thread energy — nothing deep, just regulars killing time and riffing together.
lol 7 hot dogs a day :D— robi646
HAHAHAH :D more like 14 hot dogs a day— venzin
Day in the life of Timmmyy. LOL— shwager
Lebron James, amazing.
Founder TuxifieD picks the Cavs to win it all in 2010 — the forum immediately disagrees.
A casual off-topic thread from May 2010 in General Discussion where forum founder TuxifieD hyped LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers for the NBA playoffs. Regulars piled in with their own picks (Celtics, Magic, Suns, Lakers), sparking some good-natured back-and-forth about Shaq vs. Dwight Howard matchups. Pure sports-talk filler thread showing the community's everyday banter outside the cheats/hacking side of the site.
Who is gonna win this year boys? Oh thats right.. CAVS AND LEBRON JAMES BABY— TuxifieD
I'd suck his dick :thefuck:— TuxifieD
all this talk and nothing about Lakers.... NBA Finals = Lakers Vs Cavs ..calling it— 1up
Any1 with Ips they want hacked?
hEndr!x offers free NetBios "practice hacking" on any IP you supply — the replies did not go well for him
A 2007 General Discussion thread where user hEndr!x, self-admittedly still learning to "NetBios," invites other members to submit IP addresses they want attacked so he can practice. The thread quickly turns into a pile-on of jokes, troll IPs (including a loopback address as a gag), and skepticism about whether he can actually pull any of it off. It's a classic low-effort script-kiddie brag thread that the regulars mostly clowned on rather than took seriously.
Basically tell me an ip who it is and why you want them hacked. I'll try, but I don't promise any results because I am trying to learn to NetBios!— hEndr!x
Why don't you do something productive like masturbate or tear a hole in your condom...— Dominator
try hack this person 127.0.0.1 :) I tried once... Na JK JK— RuddifieD
Pro-American Pic Time?
Founder TuxifieD asks for USA pride pics — thread devolves into Canada slander and a mysterious 'Muhammad Jihad'
A lighthearted General Discussion thread started by founder TuxifieD asking members to post pictures showing their 'American pride.' Replies wandered into meme images, a military member (retsnomlc) sharing real photos and grumbling about UCMJ regs, some Arabic-script trolling from deX- that Junnyerr translated as a joke threat, and a brief Canada-vs-America ribbing between vermiLLion and Paradix. Ends fizzling out with a Puree post referencing old wrestling art. Pretty typical low-stakes shitposting/banter thread for the era.
Lets get that spirit going brahs!— TuxifieD
Heres your goddamn pride fuckers— retsnomlc
canada is the bitch of north america. real talk.— Paradix
Amazing Beatbox + lul
A YouTube beatboxer's intense stare convinced half the forum he was coming to steal their souls.
vermiLLion posted a video of a beatboxer, praising the skill but joking that the guy's unblinking stare made him seem like a soul-stealing robber. The thread quickly became a running gag about the performer's creepy eye contact, with regulars piling on comparisons (including a Constantine movie reference) and Kimmi, a longtime smod, closing it out with a self-deprecating joke before agreeing the staring was indeed unsettling. A brief, lighthearted off-topic thread typical of the General Discussion board's low-stakes banter.
The beatboxing is good IMO but this guy stares at you and i think he is going to rob me and steal my fucking soul or something..— vermiLLion
anyone remember on the movie Constantine the mexican dude that found that spear thing and was like, Uber devil and shit? i think its the same guy— slingblade
his eyebrows look like they've been drawn in, in flash.— lulraep
Count to 1,000,000
158 pages of fkn0wned trying (and immediately failing) to count to a million.
A classic forum time-waster started by lam3r on December 30, 2009: a simple challenge to see if the community could count sequentially to one million without messing up. Predictably, it derailed almost instantly, with f0wh botching the count within the first page and getting called out for it, while regulars like kubaxplx, Numi, PopTart, and KZA piled in just to bump numbers. The thread ballooned to 158 pages, a running joke of low-effort posting and mod/VIP participation that captures the goofy, low-stakes side of the forum's culture.
Can we count to 1 million without screwing up? I really doubt it...But, let's try anyway!— lam3r
f0wh FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!! u should be 15— lam3r
last! wait... what? nevermind— slingblade
CS 1.6, FREE! — the version-history derail
A guy shares a free CS 1.6 download link and the thread turns into a nostalgia trip through CS 1.0 to 1.6
A member posted a link claiming Counter-Strike 1.6 could be downloaded for free (bundled with an old Steam client), sparking a casual back-and-forth about whether it worked online. The conversation quickly drifted into members comparing which CS versions they owned (1.0, 1.3, CZ, CS:S) and debating whether early versions like 1.0-1.6 were 'betas' or just numbered releases, with staff member Arcade and regular bobbafett07 setting the record straight. Mellow, low-drama General Discussion chatter typical of the era — more reminiscing about old LAN days than anything contentious.
I remember playing 1.3 on LANs loooong time ago... ;'D— ZarbonPRO
1.0, 1.2, 1.3, 1.5, 1.6, all betas of Counter-Strike, they just stuck with 1.6. 1.5 is my personal favorite.— Arcade
1.0 to 1.6 weren't Beta's... 1.0 was release— bobbafett07
Ventrilo Ban Bypass?
A guy asks how to dodge a Vent ban — and gets told 'no such thing as a vent hack.'
A member named xxatreyu asks in General Discussion whether there's a way to get unbanned from a Ventrilo voice server, hoping for some kind of hack or bypass. Replies range from flat denial that such a hack exists, to vague mentions of proxy programs, to the more grounded explanation that Vent bans are IP-based and suggestions to just use a VPN or new IP. It's a small, low-stakes thread typical of the forum's casual tech-help culture, stretching out over months as stragglers kept dropping in replies from October through December 2007.
no such thing as a vent hack— Eckos
buy a couple vpn's or steal or hack— minitureman
Ventrilo servers ban by IP address, so all you can...— jdonlin
IF YOU HAVE BALLS YOU WILL WATCH THIS
A shock-site beheading link, the requisite "seen worse" one-upping, and a chorus of 'why does this exist' — early-2010s forum culture in a nutshell.
A member posted a link to a graphic gore video (a beheading clip hosted on a shock site) with the classic clickbait-dare title, and the thread quickly filled with the usual mix of reactions: a few members trying to one-up it with worse things they'd seen on old shock sites, others expressing disgust, and a couple just deadpan-reacting to having watched it. It's a fairly typical 'shock link' thread of the era — low effort, high response, and a good snapshot of the desensitized/edgy humor culture common on gaming forums like this one at the time. No real drama, just a mundane slice of the site's General Discussion board doing what it did.
I've seen a worse. There was one up a few years ago on ogrish that was from Iraq.— vermiLLion
Why do people fucking put this on the internet? Not that I care, but these people are fucking retarded lol.— Kimmi
ok... seriously WTF did i watch that?— trinetyface
Half Man Half Tree (True Story)
The whole board stopped raging about VAC bans to gawk at one viral medical oddity thread.
A General Discussion thread where someone posted/linked the (real, widely-circulated at the time) viral story of a man with a severe skin condition resembling bark, leading to a page of shocked one-liners from Fkn0wned regulars. Reactions ranged from disbelief and sympathy to a couple of members trying to explain the condition (leprosy, warts) they'd seen referenced elsewhere, like Break.com. It's a classic mid-2000s off-topic viral-content thread, low on substance, high on 'holy shit' reactions and forum personality quirks (sigs, Xfire tags, member titles).
Holy fucking shit. a-mazing— Jack Daniels
This is amazing, never seen this before. wow...— Rebelz
Lol, I saw this in a video on Break.com He has a form of leprosy or something.— ViPeR $
How Many Posts You Got? — the old forum-counting thread
Members flexed their post counts across every forum they'd ever haunted — one guy claimed 9,000 across totally different sites.
A casual General Discussion thread where Fkn0wned members compared lifetime post counts across all the forums they'd ever used, not just this one. Regulars like laptops, Shifty, The Moose, and mystical1 traded numbers ranging from around 1,000 to a claimed 9,000+, with some good-natured ribbing over who was spending too much time at the computer. It's a snapshot of the site's internal ranking culture (Warn System, [1K] 1000 Club group tags) and light banter typical of an off-topic filler thread.
wtf @ asshoel.. 13k? wth is wrong with u? lol whole day at comp? ha..— haha.1
About 9000. All completely different sites.— Shifty
Sucks. Probably 1,6k. Maybe more.. hmf..— The Moose
Fkn0wned.com "Best of" — Community Awards Thread
Members hand out mock superlatives — and half of them are just excuses to throw shade at each other's staff.
A December 2007 General Discussion thread where a member ('Industry') started a fill-in-the-blank template for community superlatives — categories like Most 1337, Funniest, Stupidest, Best Manager, and Warez Master. Regulars and staff (including Co-Manager Shifty) chimed in with their own picks, and it quickly doubled as a low-key venue for ribbing mods and supervisors over how they ran things. Typical fkn0wned energy: half nostalgia-bait, half in-joke roasting of the site's own staff hierarchy.
technically tux isnt a manager ^^. also, the best supervisor is shifty following dcl, i say this because dcl is an annoying rule nazi but he does do what hes supposed to.— mr.N0Nam3
Can u ever stay on topic wow~— Afteryou
Warez Master: Hash— Industry
ShareTheAmateur Offline.
Fkn0wned's in-house amateur porn site quietly pulls the plug — 3,000+ members left asking 'where do we get our fix now?'
Founder TuxifieD announces that ShareTheAmateur.com, a sister site tied to the forum, has been discontinued due to lack of manpower to run it properly, despite gaining over 3,000 members quickly. Members react with a mix of disappointment and pragmatism, floating ideas like selling the site to an investor or folding its porn gallery into the main Fkn0wned forum under a revived 'XXX Crew' of old moderators. A former ShareTheAmateur moderator (C4nn4fix) laments having just uploaded hundreds of images before the shutdown, while others swap suggestions for alternative porn sites to fill the gap.
We have discontinued sharetheamateur.com , you can leave your comments and questions here. I believe we do not have the man power to make it what we want to make it right now.— TuxifieD
:-( i am not happy about this.. i just uploaded 300 images.. but what can i do now..— C4nn4fix
I think it's good to shut it down, Why have a special site for pr0n if you can just hold it here on fkn— misterfopje
Free Steam Games for NVIDIA Users
A guy posts a link to Steam's NVIDIA freebie promo — cue instant 'use the search bar' pile-on
Rebelz shares a link about Steam giving free games to NVIDIA users, which turns out to be a repost of something already covered in the Steam Client subforum. A staff member (Arcade) chimes in with a random joke about two posters both having names ending in 'z', and a handful of members thank the OP or just say it's cool. Classic low-stakes General Discussion filler thread with some light ribbing over the duplicate post.
I got an idea for you, theres a thing called S E A R C H, it spells Search you should try it sometime— hunterbrute224
lol i already posted this in the Steam Client section Youi just got pwnt by a fkn newbie— RecoileZ
and yet both of you have z at the end of your names, EEERIE.— Arcade
So many members o.O
A member noticed fkn0wned's user count exploding while its actual activity flatlined — cue a community-navel-gazing thread about fake growth vs. real regulars.
In this May 2008 General Discussion thread, member washingtonpayne raised a concern that fkn0wned had a swelling member list but only a handful of genuinely active users, wondering if someone was mass-creating accounts. Other regulars chimed in with theories: some blamed people joining just for cheat downloads rather than community involvement, others defended the site's stats as legitimate, and a few noted activity had dipped since a wave of members drifted away. It's a snapshot of a mid-size early cheat-scene forum grappling with growing pains and questioning its own health.
Someone is creatin a lot of accounts here on fkn o.O— washingtonpayne
We never do fake stats if that is what you are thi...— TickingTime
fkn has been low on activity since everyone went ...— RecoileZ
The iPod Touch Jailbreak Tutorial Thread Nobody Asked For (Twice)
A guy posts a jailbreak tutorial, then makes a whole separate thread just to link to it — chaos ensues.
A member with the placeholder handle UserID_7588 wrote up an iPod Touch jailbreak tutorial and, unsatisfied with it just existing, made a second thread solely to point people toward the first one. Regulars promptly clowned him for making 'a thread about a thread,' the thread got closed by staff as 'pointless,' and a stray 'go ninja on you' joke devolved into a running bit about the OP's ethnicity. Ultimately more notable as a slice of General Discussion bickering than as tech help — a tiny, forgettable spat that time-capsules exactly how petty and jokey the board could get over nothing.
It's not necessary to make a thread about a thread.— wirmware
ya know, im asian too...don't make me go ninja on you— UserID_7588
Pfft you still think you're not asian.— Don Ruski
What Would You Buy From fkn0wned?
Members brainstorm fkn0wned merch — from t-shirts to (seriously?) custom PC cases.
A long-running General Discussion thread where staffer TuxifieD floated the idea of fkn0wned producing branded merchandise, asking members what they'd actually buy. Responses ranged from the practical (t-shirts, mouse pads, hats, stickers) to the absurd (custom PC cases, keyboards), with plenty of ribbing over people's picks and a running joke about bumper stickers on cars. A minor squabble broke out late in the thread over whether some suggestions were unrealistic 'kuku land' ideas versus simple novelty items.
put a bumper sticker? on a car? WHAT AN ORIGINAL IDEA!!!— mr.N0Nam3
Dude people saying custom pc cases and shit you are all in kuku land or on same drugs or somthing i think he means novelty items— mad tag
i would buy mousepad posters.— l3m0nz
The Never-Ending '3 Word Story' Thread
One word (well, three) at a time, this thread quietly grew to 30 pages of forum nonsense.
A long-running collaborative 'add three words to the story' game buried deep in General Discussion, by this snapshot already up to page 29-30 and post #500+. Regulars like LoRd Ragealot, wirmware, dainbramaged, minitureman, and Traitor kept the absurd never-ending sentence alive with silly, half-coherent contributions. It's a classic low-stakes time-killer thread that shows the community's casual, joke-around side rather than anything cheat or drama related.
a dumb question— wirmware
in the tight— dainbramaged
ran down his elephants new pair— Traitor
Wanna stay at these hotels?
A shared video about gross hotel-cleaning secrets sends the General Discussion crowd into a pile-on of disgust and dark jokes.
MicroUltra posted a link to a video exposing unsanitary hotel cleaning practices, and the thread quickly became a chain of members reacting with disgust and dark humor. Regulars from the 2007-era community chimed in with quips about bringing their own supplies while traveling, distrust of hotel staff, and cynical comments about news media sensationalism. It's a typical low-stakes off-topic thread capturing the casual, crude banter culture of the forum rather than any major event.
thats fucking gross i would have them cleaners fired— mystical1
lol thats why you bring your own fucking shit to DrinK— Afteryou
FOX always comes up with these type of news.— Exodus
How fast can you type the alphabet?
A dumb typing-speed link turns into a full-blown Off-Topic pissing contest, macros and all.
Astrea posts a link to an online alphabet-typing speed test, kicking off a casual Off-Topic contest where members race to post their best times. It quickly escalates from goofy multi-second scores into someone admitting they used a macro to cheese the test, followed by The Moose claiming a suspiciously fast legit time and getting playfully clowned for it by Paws and banak. The thread has that classic bored-forum-kid energy: lighthearted bragging, self-deprecating jokes, and mild flexing about unrelated stuff (grades, muscles, sprint times) thrown in for good measure.
i did it in .400 seconds.. using a macro -cough- .. i did it in 12 seconds manually lol— Paws
I have a sixpack of muscles, located at my stomach area. I have straight A's in the most subjects in school. I run 100 metres in 12,9 seconds, second best in my grade.— The Moose
sure u did moosey— Paws
What your goals are in life
Tennis rankings, #1 records, and one guy who just wants to hack a bank — fkn0wned shares its life plans
A laid-back General Discussion thread from January 2010 where -Alex asks members to share their life goals, no matter how unrealistic. Replies range from sincere (university, careers, starting a family, world travel) to joking (producing a #1 record, hacking a bank, the classic 'money and women' one-liner). It's a snapshot of a young, mixed-age forum crowd musing about their futures, closed out by a moderator jab at the thread starter that got the topic locked.
By the age of 19, Rank #1311 in the world for tennis. Yours?— -Alex
Mine is to well...Hack a bank.— Unbeliveable
FuckBitches&MakeMoney Nuff said— Mystik
Post Your Sexy/Erotic Googlised Pics
The one where a bunch of teenage forum regulars competed to find 'Google Boobs' memes before mods pulled the plug
A goofy 2007 thread in the General Discussion section where members posted the era's viral 'Google boobs' image-search meme images back and forth, riffing on each other's finds. It's low-effort, off-topic fun typical of a mid-2000s gaming forum's off-topic board, mostly just posting pics with one-line reactions. A couple of posters in the thread ended up banned, and one post was scrubbed by staff ('Removed'), hinting at the loose moderation and eventual crackdowns common on Fkn0wned's Off-Topic section.
Arghhhhhh *B0N3R*— laptops
That just smells of google.— bobbafett07
Lol, nice one asshoel— olie22
Post Your Photo (pages 9-12)
The classic forum face-reveal thread where teenagers roasted each other's pics and someone got banned for a one-line self-own.
A long-running 'Post your photo' thread in General Discussion where members shared pictures of themselves and got immediately clowned by regulars. Typical of the genre: age guesses, flirty comments, cleavage jokes, and low-effort trolling, with at least one member (Imoderatemyfun) posting a single slur-laden line before being banned. Staff and long-time '1000 Club' members like The Moose, Goodapollo, and Industry weigh in with the usual snark, keeping the thread's tone loose, juvenile, and very much of its era.
I imagined you was younger lol. I'd give you an early 16; dunno how tall you are though. I am 14 years old. Sooo... I pwn.— The Moose
I like her cleavage. Just friends?— wirmware
wow shes hot.....— ynaggo
Good Metal Bands
One guy asks for metal without the 'death/black metal shit' and the whole thread just recommends death/black metal shit anyway
A casual music thread in General Discussion where PaRaNoID asked for metal band recommendations, specifically ruling out death/black metal. Regulars chimed in with picks like Metallica, Parkway Drive, As Blood Runs Black, and I Killed the Prom Queen, plus the obligatory joke suggestion of Nickelback and 50 Cent. Low-stakes, friendly off-topic chatter typical of the board's music threads, with a mix of staff and long-time members (1K Club, GFX staff) weighing in.
can anyone suggest any good metal bands none of that crap death/black metal shit— PaRaNoID
Akon, Sean Kingston, 50 Cent lol joking. ummm, nickelback metal?— sammo
There not death/black metal shit there genre is Metal dont believe me check there album cover— jcomp6
Stupid but clever jokes
A guy's ass so big it out-crack's a Colombian cartel — and it only gets dumber from there.
A low-effort Off-Topic thread where a new member (foolsgold) invites others to share 'stupid but clever' one-liner jokes, kicking things off with a crude insult joke. A handful of regulars chime in with their own quips and quotes, including a stoned musing about beards and the Taliban, and a banned member (Renegade.MB) pops in mainly to mock the OP's use of the word 'lately.' Pretty typical filler-thread energy for the General Discussion board — nothing dramatic, just forum small talk and joke-swapping from late 2007.
Your ass is so big, it has more crack then a Colombian Drug Cartel— foolsgold
Talking of beards and drugs, that leads me neatly to the taliban— rynth
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.— bobbafett07
Just a Drawing I Made in School
A bored kid's doodle of the Fkn0wned logo gets gently roasted by the forum regulars.
A low-key General Discussion thread where a member shared a school doodle related to the site, and other regulars weighed in with mixed, mostly unimpressed reactions. It drifts into typical off-topic banter, including a tangent about a Halloween mishap involving egging houses and falling through a window. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday forum small talk between members like Sammo and The Moose critiquing art and joking around.
Seriously if you are going to draw something don't base it around a website. Draw something which is visual, trees or an animal for example.— Sammo
I didn't like it that much, really.. Sori..— The Moose
No, just retarded. And if you think I'm high now, you should have seen me on Halloween. I went egging houses and fell through someone's window. Somehow.— Seaking
*sigh* Got caught phishing
A regular admits Steam caught him phishing accounts — and the forum immediately debates account digit lengths instead of, you know, the ethics.
Long-time member blacknight00 posts that Steam disabled his accounts after cracking down on phishing, claiming he lost several accounts spread across multiple emails. The thread quickly turns into a mix of casual warnings about account security and a derailing side-argument over whether 9-digit Steam accounts even exist. Staff and regulars (NutterNZ, HaSh, jacal, TuxifieD) chime in with a mix of practical advice and skepticism, typical of the forum's blunt, low-stakes back-and-forth vibe.
Im not sure where the other thread is, but dont phish. I just got my accounts disabled.— blacknight00
Don't put all your accounts on the same email— NutterNZ
Theres no such thing as 9 digit accounts.— HaSh
Got any 90's rap/hip-hop?
A noob's rap drought turns into a full-blown 90s hip-hop syllabus, courtesy of the forum's old heads.
Member dubb420 complained that modern rap had turned into 'bubblegum bitch pop-rap' and asked for good 90s hip-hop tracks, explicitly banning Drake, Lil Wayne, and Gucci Mane suggestions. Regulars and higher-ranked members like SNK, Puree, and QuaXz piled on with genuine, sprawling lists of classic artists (Wu-Tang, Nas, Big L, A Tribe Called Quest, and dozens more), turning a small off-topic music thread into a nostalgic crate-digging session. It's a low-key, chill General Discussion thread showing the social/hangout side of the forum outside of the cheats and warez sections.
There's fuckin NOTHING good these days...— dubb420
Biggie Smalls is the best.— shwager
every single person has good songs so i can't post the best ones.— QuaXz
so I'm definitely browsing fkn... ON MY NEW IPOD TOUCH!!!!
Late-2007 members brag about their brand new iPod Touches, Zunes 'won' by cheating on Xbox Live, and a used PSP that can't call people.
A late-2007 General Discussion thread where members show off new gadgets, mainly the freshly-released iPod Touch, comparing storage sizes, dead pixels, and glitchy synced songs. One poster casually mentions owning six Zunes obtained through cheating on Xbox Live, treating them as spare hard drives rather than music players. The tone is casual off-topic banter typical of the era, with some griping about warranty issues and a stray reference to a 'fuck double post' quote from another member.
I have 6 zunes, got them by cheating club live...............they are awesome...i use most of em as external hard drives— LoG1c
So you wouldnt mind giving me one? Anyway Ive just got a used psp, i like it a lot, it cant call people, but it can do a lot other stuff.— valucard
Can someone jailbeak this? for what reason? what u need unlocked lawlers— CoryZ