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Hey All - Jonesyyf's Account Recovery & Account Dump
A VIP gets his account hacked, gets it back, then celebrates by dropping a huge dump of stolen accounts for the whole board to pick over.
Longtime VIP member Jonesyyf returns to announce his account had been hijacked by an ex-member named Junyerr, who reportedly impersonated him and caused trouble before getting 'busted.' To mark his return he dumped a large batch of login credentials for others to grab, then followed up with a second haul found on his web host. The thread quickly turns into members bickering over who 'greedily' took too many accounts, with admins and mods ribbing thejah for allegedly hoarding, plus some cheap shots at the hacker Junyerr.
dont be greedy guys, take one and leave the rest dont be faggots.— TuxifieD
We've learned two things here. thejah = greedy faggot. junnyer = retard who should get killed by fire.— Kimmi
wtf u guys dont even kno how i took u guys r just making assumsions like always— thejah
haha fails at selling mods
A guy tried to sell a server admin mod but refused to prove it existed — the chat log is a masterclass in getting clowned.
Member smexy123 posted a chat log where someone going by killer_j attempted to sell an 'admin mod' for a server but repeatedly refused to demo it, deteriorating into insults and denials when pressed. The thread's replies pile on, with another member (eskimo123321) identifying killer_j as a known figure from a rival clan with a reputation for banning people unfairly and shorting clans on server deals. The general vibe is mockery and pile-on humor typical of the forum's off-topic drama threads, with several posters just laughing at the failed scam attempt and swapping reaction images.
if you cant even show me your obviously lieing— SmexyNess
Great you cought me. i lied about admin/— killer_j
he spent most of the time insulting you when he tried to sell it lol.— spaztaz666
Kind of Nasty But...
A one-post wonder dropped the most unhinged confession thread in fkn0wned history — and the mods slammed it shut within a day.
A brand-new member with a single post ever made a shocking, likely trollish confession about an incestuous relationship with his sister and asked for advice, inviting flames outright. The thread predictably exploded with disgusted reactions, dark jokes, and disbelief from regulars and staff alike, before staff member Shifty closed it the next day citing it as the reason for closure. It's a snapshot of the forum's unmoderated, anything-goes Off-Topic culture and the kind of shock-post that periodically tested the community's limits.
Is she hot?— Goodapollo
this is fuckin sick dude go get checked out, pretty sure there are better girls are out there than your sister— nullvoid
um...well first impression on you is "incestuous sister fucker" but i got over it to say, this is extremeely wrong— Industry
One of the Accounts you hacked!
A first-time poster wanders into fkn0wned asking for his stolen account back — and gets laughed out of the thread.
A newcomer named bahaha posts asking for his hacked account to be returned, explaining he'd been sent a fake 'movie' file (actually a keylogger) after a member called Whitey/'The Puppet Master' got compromised. Established members respond with blunt indifference and dark humor, framing account theft and reselling as just business as usual on the site. Regulars speculate the culprit was 'Vexed'/VexD, described jokingly as a steam account vendor, while others needle the newcomer for expecting sympathy on his first post.
We steal...we sell...we pwn. That's how the whole scene is going on.— nasKo
Fkn0wned can be so cruel sometimes— Dimitri0s
VexD won't give it back, he's a steam acc vendor not a man:P— Skippy
Anybody wanna bomb this girls facebook?
Sylox asked fkn0wned to mass-harass some girl's Facebook — nearly a year later, she showed up in the thread herself to tell him off
Sylox opened a thread asking members to 'bomb' a named girl's Facebook and posted her phone number over some unspecified drama about her 'getting involved' in his business. The community's response was mostly mockery rather than support — other members told him this wasn't 4chan, that the forum wasn't his 'personal army,' and pointed out the irony that she hadn't actually targeted the forum, he had targeted her. Nearly ten months later the thread got a second life when the girl herself (posting as a guest) found it and posted an angry rebuttal, which drew a bit of amusement before staff locked the topic for violating the 'not your personal army' rule.
if you want a personal army go to 4chan. we don't do charity work. :D— k3anan
Giving out my number is not gonna accomplish much sweetie, so how about you seriously think about shutting that whore mouth of yours— Guest_lolatlosers_
this bitch hunted you down— TuxifieD
Using Stolen Credit Card Online
A member casually asks the forum how to use a stolen credit card without getting caught — the replies did not go well for him.
Posted in General Discussion in December 2007, a member named Enigma asked whether a proxy would help reduce the risk of using a stolen credit card online. The thread quickly turned into a pile-on, with regulars and staff warning him about fraud charges, mocking the idea, and telling him to just earn money legitimately. A side sub-thread saw member jcomp6 joking about library computers and 'finding' cards in the street, prompting more ridicule, while others drew a line insisting the community were 'scammers, not thieves.'
You will get caught and most likly not work since people cancel their credits cards right after they have been stolen.— miLLer
Don't steal credit cards you fucking scum earn some money the proper way.— sammo
Exactly, we may be scammers, but were not thieves.— sammo
13 years old wasnt good enough for tux.
A forum 'trap' thread, a sketchy poll about downloading, and half the board arguing about whether that's even a joke you're allowed to make.
A November 2009 General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com started as a prank/'trap' set up by founder TuxifieD and member -Alex, baiting members over some linked images (described as old photos from '6th grade'), then spiraling into a crude community poll asking who 'downloaded'. The thread devolves into typical off-topic forum banter — jokes about jail time, relationships, and a genuinely heated aside from member f0wh pushing back on the joke's implications. It's a snapshot of the forum's dark, edgy inside-joke humor culture and its casual moderation norms, with regulars like Kimmi, vermiLLion, and ZoaQ weighing in with the community's usual snark.
i told u all it was a trap + how many downloaded? 0— [Founder]TuxifieD
if theres grass on the feild its Fair Play— Slickz
1. If you get a boner from kids, you're a pedophile no matter what you choose to do from that point.— f0wh
Official Fkn0wned Rules (Global) — the 'Safe for Work' Announcement
The day Fkn0wned went 'safe for work' and half the forum mourned their warez sections like a death in the family.
Founder TuxifieD posted a locked, global rules announcement declaring Fkn0wned a 'completely safe for work' site, banning adult content, warez/copyrighted material, hacking discussion, and anti-government talk — largely to stay compliant with PayPal's acceptable use policy and keep payment processing options open. The reply thread is a mix of mock-mourning from members who used the porn/warez boards to pad post counts, some genuine pushback questioning the legal necessity of the change, and Tux firing back irritably at people complaining about losing access to freebies. Staff members chime in half-jokingly about the forum being 'clean' now, and the thread captures a real inflection point in the site's identity, even though the forum's own board index still listed a 'Red Light District' and 'Porn Paradise' section underneath it.
Losing the porn and warez section is that big of a deal to you guys lmao? You dont know where to get porn and warez at or something? Grow up.— TuxifieD
So now no warez or XXX section? Where will people spam for their post count now :(— majrbrawl
Evh legit Fkn forum, i feel so clean evh evh!— ZoaQ
The Stolen Check Story
A member fesses up to pickpocketing a stranger's purse and finding a $140 check in the loot — forum reacts with laughs, not outrage.
In this General Discussion thread from December 2009, member retsnomlc asks what can be done with a signed $140 check made out to someone else. After some prodding from moderator ap3x, he reveals in a spoiler tag that he lifted cash from a girl's purse at a bar the night before and found the check mixed in with it — then ironically used some of her own money to buy her a drink. Founder TuxifieD chimes in with a joking suggestion about check-washing, and other members mostly just laugh at the absurdity of the story rather than condemn it. The thread is short, casual, and typical of the forum's dark-humored, anything-goes General Discussion vibe.
Ironically I bought that girl a drink at the bar with her money :p— retsnomlc
lmao epic story, you can google how to wash a check and make it out to yourself.— TuxifieD
Where the fuck did you get that from anyway? Pickpocket? :p— ap3x
What mouse do you have?
A whole page of gamers arguing Razer vs Logitech like it's a religion — Fatal1ty stan h4voCK vs. everyone
A casual December 2009 General Discussion thread where members simply listed their gaming mice, sparking a mild brand-loyalty back-and-forth between Razer and Logitech fans. Razer DeathAdders, Lachesis, and Diamondbacks dominate the replies alongside Logitech MX518/G5/G500 owners, with a couple of oddballs mentioning trackpads, Magic Mice, and a 'Dynex' setup. It's a low-stakes, nostalgic slice of forum life — peripherals chat rather than drama, but a fun snapshot of era-appropriate gaming gear.
Fatal1ty Forever <333 Best mice on the market.— h4voCK
Razer makes the best mice. I recieved 2 faulty Logitech mice once, never again will I buy one.— ap3x
i hav a dynex w/ a razor keyboard i <3 my dynex— thejah
Merry Fkn Christmas! - General Discussion
A whole community's Christmas 2012 crammed into one thread — vouches, signature drama, and a mod trying to close it for being 'too early'
A festive holiday thread from December 2012 where members and staff of the Fkn0wned forum dropped in to wish each other Merry Christmas. It's mostly quick one-liners and inside jokes, plus a few long-running signature blocks packed with vouches and thank-yous to graphic designers. A moderator briefly closed the thread with a joke reason before it was reopened, capturing the loose, joking house culture of the site.
Merry Christmas, may it be awfull.— Daxi
No where is it currently christmas... you retarded guys?— Nick
Nick stahp, you are drunk, go home. Merry christmas people.— TripleD
Epic Account Dump
A hidden-content account dump that had half the forum spamming 'unhide' for five pages straight
Ment0r posted a locked 'Epic Account Dump' thread on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, hiding the actual content behind the classic forum trick of requiring a reply to unlock it. The thread exploded with dozens of members posting quick 'ty', 'unhide', and 'reveal please' replies just to see the goods, a staple ritual of that era's account/leak sharing culture. A few regulars like ZoaQ and sYntax chimed in, with sYntax later noting the dump didn't actually work. The thread was eventually locked, a common fate for these dump/leech threads once they ran their course.
epics! EDIT: Nothing works :(— sYntax
Hmm.. Acc with no psw? Weird— Gamemania
Great share bro ;)— ZoaQ
Want a Free VPN?
j00j07 drops a 'free VPN' email trick — the crew smells sketch immediately
A member named j00j07 shared a method to snag a supposedly free VPN by emailing a promo address and waiting for 'beta acceptance' login details. The regulars, including longtime staff like vermiLLion and ap3x, were instantly suspicious ('Sketchy'), while mod NIX vouched for it as legit and useful for running his checkers, and PopTart chimed in with a screenshot as proof. A pretty ordinary slice of the forum's day-to-day: someone posts a dubious free tool, everyone clowns on it a little, and a mod's word ends up being the final say.
Sketchy.— vermiLLion
toooooooo sketchy :shiftyninja:— lulraep
This is tested by me and it works u get a reply in about a day I use it sometimes to run checkers n shit cuz I'm to lazy to restart my modem.— NIX
[Movie] The Crazies — Trailer Chat
Zombie-movie fatigue hits fkn0wned: the crew shrugs at 'The Crazies' trailer
vermiLLion kicked off a casual thread sharing the trailer for the 2010 horror remake 'The Crazies,' curious what the crew thought. Reactions were mostly lukewarm to indifferent, with several regulars (KZA, DJSketch, ap3x) dismissing it as yet another infected/zombie flick, while a couple of others were mildly interested or planned to grab a download once available. A quick, low-drama slice of everyday movie-chat life in General Discussion.
Looks okay, nothing im over exited about.— KZA
Just another zombie movie. *yawn*— ap3x
Yea it looks like it will get gay half way through.— deX-
Hacked? — The Great rsforum.net Raid Plot
Fkn0wned wasn't hacked, it was just spammed — so naturally the crew planned to go do it to the other guys instead
A short-lived scare thread from October 2008: the site went down briefly and Insanityrains assumed a hack, but staff (Penguin, TuxifieD) clarified it was just a spam flood that got cleaned up in seconds. The conversation quickly pivoted into members organizing a coordinated spam raid against a rival forum, rsforum.net, with several members volunteering to help via MSN messenger (spam only, not DDoS, per a couple of members' stated ethics). Classic mid-2000s forum-war energy — mods downplaying the incident while the userbase got hyped to retaliate.
We weren't hacked..We were just spammed. Took me like 2 seconds to make the threads disappear.— Penguin
Im down for spamming, but no ddos'ing. Pm me so we can get coordinated and rape each and every section ;)— -Darkness-
Wait, everyone make an account and do it simultaneously— Skippy
German Rap ?
NIX just wanted some hardstyle German rap — and got a mini crash course in Kool Savas vs. K.I.Z.
A light, off-topic General Discussion thread from December 2009 where longtime crew member NIX asked for recommendations on 'hard' German rap. Regulars chimed in with actual suggestions — Kool Savas and Hirntot Records got early nods, then kandidose pitched K.I.Z. as funnier and more ironic, sparking a small back-and-forth about which artist was better. Nothing dramatic, just a casual music-chat thread typical of the forum's downtime banter between the cheat/gaming talk.
Can somebody give me some hardstyle German rap I need to hear it lol— NIX
I love this song and basically anything else from Kool Savas.— vermiLLion
K.I.Z. is much funnier. You'll probably will think WTF they look like Nazis but they love to be ironic.— kandidose
Whats your favorite internet meme?
A 2009 meme-sharing thread that instantly devolves into 'go fuck yourself newfag' — classic Fkn0wned energy.
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from December 2009 where smod ap3x asks members to share their favorite internet memes, pointing newer users toward KnowYourMeme for inspiration. Replies are short and scattered — a security crew member dismisses memes entirely, a couple of regulars drop meme references and links, and ap3x needles people for not posting actual pictures. Small thread, but a good little time capsule of forum banter and the era's meme culture.
all meme's are shit. go fuck yourself newfag— kasper5150
i love you too kasper... D:— ap3x
POST PICS SCRUBS— ap3x
Typos
Fkn0wned's finest reveal their most embarrassing keyboard fumbles
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from April 2009 where members shared the typos they make most often. Answers ranged from simple slip-ups like 'jsut' for 'just' to jokes about fumbling their own password, plus some playful self-referential humor (typing errors on purpose to prove the point). Nothing dramatic here — just classic low-stakes forum small talk and community bonding.
What typo do you always do the most when typing? mine is - jsut (just)— jonneh28
I don't know waht mine is... (That was on purpose)— monopoly171
My password. Mess that up the most I think— Gamemania
Guess What # I'm Thinking Of? Win a Steam Account
One number, one Steam account loaded with CSS/DOD:S/TF2 — and half the forum piling in with guesses in minutes
Forum staple PopTart (Warez King / Smod) ran a simple number-guessing giveaway from 1-150, offering up a Steam account stacked with Counter-Strike: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, and Team Fortress 2 as the prize. The thread instantly filled with a rapid-fire cross-section of the community — VIPs, 500 Club regulars, and total noobs alike — firing off guesses, with a one-guess-per-12-hours rule added after the fact to slow the flood. It's a small, cheerful snapshot of forum culture at the time: quick contests, tight-knit regulars, and everyone chasing free game loot.
The first person to guess it wins a nice steam account with css, DODS and TF2!— PopTart
13 was taken...FUCKING LAG— vermiLLion
so you're totally thinking of 18— chopiekat
[NSFW] Chatroulette Trolls (Kimmi's Thread)
Kimmi trolls Chatroulette perverts with fake webcam swaps — 2010 forum classic.
A May 2010 General Discussion thread started by senior member Kimmi, sharing a string of Chatroulette trolling stories aimed at strangers seeking nudity, including swapping her webcam feed to bait and humiliate them. Regulars like NIX, vermiLLion, f0wh, and others piled on with jokes and approval, giving it the loose, jokey banter typical of the era. The thread also carries some era-typical crude and racially charged jokes in the replies, reflecting the unmoderated tone common on forums like this at the time.
I'm searching for 'em titties.— Kimmi
He shat brix that night.— Kimmi
Put up a Tut on how to fake like this. Would come in handy for people to see dicks you know?— vermiLLion
Favorite Porn Star
shwager kicks off an NSFW poll and the whole crew weighs in with picks (and a jab at a mod's 'leaked tape')
A classic off-topic NSFW thread in General Discussion where shwager asked members to name and picture their favorite pornstar. Replies ranged from Sara Jean Underwood and Tori Black to Diamond Kitty and Maria Ozawa, with the usual joking, ratings, and light ribbing. Notably, mod Kimmi got teased by m1sterfopje about being someone's 'favorite,' leading to a running joke about a supposed leaked tape. Pure early-2010s forum culture: casual, crude, and communal.
Tell us your Favorite pornstar and post a picture and tell us why they are your favorite!— shwager
Shhh.. the tape may not leak.— Kimmi
She's the first cute pr0n actress (photo at least) I've ever seen, all of em are ugly lol.— Kimmi
Fav. Nick tv show?
A whole forum full of cheat-scene tough guys arguing over Spongebob vs. Hey Arnold
A lighthearted off-topic thread in General Discussion where Junnyerr asked members to share their favorite childhood Nickelodeon shows, kicking things off with Hey Arnold!. Regulars piled in with nostalgic picks like Spongebob SquarePants, Invader Zim, CatDog, and Rocket Power, with some good-natured ribbing about age and taste along the way. A stray Dragon Ball Z shoutout sparked a brief correction that it wasn't even a Nick show. Pure nostalgia filler thread, a nice break from the site's usual cheat/gaming focus.
what are you 7— ap3x
Arnolds grandpa cuz hes got balls as his chin, and a penis as his head.— deX-
lol not a nick tv show, thats what, cartoon network??— Emrys
LSD
conTagious kicks off a very stoned trip report and half the forum shows up with their own drug rankings
A December 2009 General Discussion thread where longtime member conTagious shares a months-old LSD trip story, sparking a casual back-and-forth about weed, GHB, speed, and ecstasy among regulars. The tone is light and joking rather than serious, with members swapping personal anecdotes, warnings about GHB's dangers, and general off-topic banter typical of the forum's non-gaming side. It's a good snapshot of the loose, anything-goes culture of the General Discussion board outside of the site's usual cheat/gaming focus.
LSD > COKE > XTC > GHB— conTagious
last time i took lsd. i made out with the girl whos house we were at, and fixed her laptop in the process. and she paid me 20 for doing it :D— lulraep
My friend took lsd once and played cs the motherfucker thought he was actually in the map afterwards xD— NIX
Most Useless Thing in the World!
A random 2010 shitpost thread that somehow became a legendary 'FUCKING AMERICANS' meme moment
A quick, low-effort thread where fkngames posted an image (long since dead link) mocking some pointless novelty product, sparking a cascade of one-liners mocking Americans and consumer culture. Regulars like PopTart, NIX, and Kimmi piled on with laughs, and one poster admitted they thought the thread would be about an unrelated 'fake ass hug' meme circulating at the time, revealing overlapping in-jokes across the board. It's a snapshot of the forum's casual, jokey day-to-day chatter rather than any major drama — just old members riffing off each other.
FUCKING AMERICANS— boselect
LOL, they shuda gone on dragon's den— aimshot120
Americans are fucked up in the head :3— Kimmi
DCLXVI, You Are THE Shit! (CS:S DirectX Fix Gratitude Thread)
A guy fixes his CS:S crash by switching to DX7 and thanks the helper so hard the thread turns into a homo-erotic roast session.
Member |-noodle-| starts a thread gushing over-the-top thanks to DCLXVI for helping solve a long-running Counter-Strike: Source 'failed to lock vertex buffer' crash, joking he'd offer sexual favors, riches, or alien treasure if he could. Other regulars pile on, ribbing him for the excessive gratitude and homo-erotic jokes, with staff member hunterbrute224 calling out the 'epic ass kissing.' It's a small, lighthearted tech-support-turned-meme thread typical of the forum's off-topic banter, with Olie22 and haha.1 keeping the jabs going.
if i was gay i would suck your dick. if i was a millionaire i would send you a million dollars. if i was a space alien i would share with you my space treasure!— |-noodle-|
LOL At the epic ass kissing in this thread. LOL at the Homo-erotic "jokes"— hunterbrute224
it feels so gr8 to make other ppl happy..— haha.1
Acid Invites Giveaway
A guy hands out invites to a private torrent tracker and half the forum shows up begging in the replies.
A member called TheManly1 offered spare invitations to 'Acid', a private torrent site he vouched for as the best he'd used, and told people to post or PM their email to get one. A steady stream of regulars piled into the thread requesting invites, thanking him, and reporting back once invites landed (often warning it might hit spam folders). It's a small, mundane but very of-its-era slice of forum life: community goodwill, private tracker culture, and a first-come-first-served invite train that ran for about 20 posts before supply started running low.
I have some invites for Acid (it's a private torrent website) best one I have been on, and I have been on many.— TheManly1
EVERYONE HAS BEEN INVITED, CHECK EMAIL OR SPAM INBOX FOR INVITE EMAIL.— TheManly1
I love you.— iamrag
Fkn0wned IRC - Come on guys!
A dying push to get members onto the IRC channel turns into idling debates, a mystery trojan scare, and a bunch of 'won't connect' complaints.
This late-2007 General Discussion thread was a members' rallying call to get people into the Fkn0wned IRC channel, but by page two the energy had fizzled into griping about idling being pointless since nobody was chatting. A stray mention of a 'trojan' briefly derails the conversation with a member offering to send an 'uninstaller,' and the thread closes out with several members simply unable to get their IRC client to connect at all. It's a small, mundane slice of forum life capturing the friction of keeping an IRC community alive alongside the messier, less-secure internet habits of the era.
whats the point of idling..nobody is talking so all im doing is wasting energy...— Industry
what about the trojian how do we get rid of that?— Famousss
hey famouss ill send u a un-installer /hint hint— olie22
Sexual Feeling People
One member's cyber sex/webcam pitch gets instantly torched by the entire forum, one-liner after one-liner
SCCCHRIS floats the idea of starting a webcam/cybersex chat thing with members of Fkn0wned, asking who's interested and to post gender and email. The idea is immediately mocked, with regulars pointing out the obvious problem: this was an overwhelmingly male anonymous gaming forum with essentially zero women around. Staff and long-time members pile on with dry sarcasm rather than outrage, and the thread quickly becomes a running joke rather than anything that happened for real. It was locked, suggesting mods let it die as a joke thread rather than anything to be taken seriously.
come on girls, get a bit of dick on cam— SCCCHRIS
theres only one girl i know of on here haha this is a weiner fest :L !— Hatred!
I'm gunna be frank, that's the worst fucking idea ever posted on Fkn0wned.— h4voCK
Favourite ever (song thread)
Old fkn0wned crew drop their all-time favourite tracks — Prodigy, Avenged Sevenfold, and a lot of genre-hopping indecision
A casual off-topic thread from April 2009 in the General Discussion board, started by jonneh28 asking members to name their favourite ever song. Replies ranged across DnB, hip-hop, Avenged Sevenfold, Prodigy, and Pet Shop Boys, with most people admitting they couldn't pick just one. Nothing dramatic here — just a laid-back music chat typical of the forum's downtime banter between the gaming and cheat-scene talk.
Damn that one is hella tough Don't think i have one favorite song :\ listen to too many bands and it changes constantly..— lam3r
Prodigy - Firestarter , Baby's got temper , Smack My Bitch up ...— sto0ka
That is a tough one... might be Love etc - Pet Shop Boys..... or The omen by prodigy— Spaz
Fist pumping baby
A random viral baby video becomes low-stakes forum comedy gold, complete with a Kimmi prophecy about the kid growing up skinhead.
Kasper5150 posts a silly viral clip of a baby fist-pumping in a car seat, and the thread turns into quick throwaway banter typical of General Discussion filler threads. A few regulars point out they'd already seen it circulating elsewhere (referenced as 'RWJ'), and long-time member Kimmi jokes the baby is destined to grow up into some kind of extremist type, prompting mild pushback and laughs. Nothing deep here — just a snapshot of the community's casual, joke-heavy rapport between well-known crew and staff members.
That baby's cute, wow. Wanna bet it's going to be some faggot (harc0re, skinhead, racist, everythin') later. :p— Kimmi
kasper n kimmi post the best shit— NIX
wtf is rwj— kasper5150
Rar Password
SpaZy wanted a password handed to him, got roasted by staff and regulars instead
A short-lived December 2009 thread where member SpaZy asked for help getting into a password-protected RAR file, dodging suggestions to just brute-force it himself. Staff (ap3x, vermiLLion) called out SpaZy's history of low-effort spam posts and warned him about warnings/bans, while another member cheekily revealed the password reference was tied to 'Isabella Valentine.' The thread ends with a regular member declaring the whole thing spam, and it was locked shortly after.
Maybe if you weren't such a spammer and actually read through the rules once or twice, we might have put a sec team member on this.— ap3x
Its from isabella valentine you fucking nerd [<3]— w44s
This thread is full of spam. *sigh*— Torian
Would You Tap... Her, Her, Her or Her? (Season 2)
Elisha Cuthbert vs. Adriana Lima vs. Jessica Alba vs. Lexi Belle — the poll thread that split the forum's guys down the middle.
A lighthearted General Discussion poll thread from April 2009 asking members to pick their favorite among four celebrities/models: Elisha Cuthbert, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, and Lexi Belle. It's a classic 'hot or not' style time-waster thread, part of a recurring 'Season' series on the board, with members casually voting and bantering. Elisha Cuthbert ran away with the poll, and one member called out the whole exercise as pointless since 'you guys would take any pussy offered to you.'
You guys would take any pussy offered to you, so this poll is pointless.— Gospel
omg...Lexy Bell is the winner :X— night_robi
you should put "all of them" as an option— monopoly171
Who wants some FKNRapidshares? (Over 150!)
One user dumped 150+ Rapidshare premium logins on the forum — and people STILL managed to break them within pages.
A long-running General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.Com where member Rebelz repeatedly gave away large batches of Rapidshare premium accounts to the community, framing it as a contribution to the forum rather than something worth selling. The thread is mostly a stream of thanks, requests, and reports that some accounts had already stopped working because other members changed the passwords, with Rebelz periodically scolding 'leaching noobs' and asking for PayPal donations in exchange for posting more accounts or private access. It ran across at least 8 pages, showing steady engagement typical of the site's cheat/warez-sharing culture.
I don't care... I really have no use for all of these and selling them would just take too much time and I like to contribute to the fkn community.— Rebelz
Lot's have been changed already due to you leaching noobs.— Rebelz
some of this still works.. i have shared them with ppl on other sides.. dont worry they wont change the pws.. i will guarantee— haha.1
What are you listening to?! (General Discussion)
A dusty 2008 music-check-in thread where half the posters would later get banned or renamed anyway.
A casual 'name your current song' thread from Fkn0wned's General Discussion board, running across at least two pages in early January 2008. Members drop whatever's playing—rap, metal, techno, nu-metal, grunge—with zero drama, just idle chatter typical of an off-topic filler thread. Notable mostly for capturing the site's regular cast (including staff/supervisors and 1000-post veterans) in a mundane, low-stakes moment, and for Nerf's account status visibly flipping from active member to 'Banned' between posts on the same thread.
Just some techno on my MP3 player, as usual.— hunterbrute224
there is a thread called "the now playing thread"...— LoRd Ragealot
Thank jebus Nerf i didnt know anybody else listened to lupe!— dainbramaged
The Most Epic Moment of SpongeBob Ever
An admin's off-hand SpongeBob clip turns into a low-key crew roast session
A throwaway thread started by admin ap3x sharing a SpongeBob video clip he claims his mom tells him about every night, which quickly devolves into a handful of members reacting with 'epic lulz' and one crew member (f0wh) accusing others of posting 'private videos' of him without approval. It's a classic filler thread from General Discussion — no drama beyond some light ribbing, just members hanging out and riffing on a silly cartoon moment.
my mom tells me this story every night before i go to bed or this— ap3x
fuck you posting private videos of me without my approval— f0wh
the hamburger in the video is very tasteful— macman507
Metal/Hardcore/Grindcore
Fkn0wned's cheaters and coders drop the keyboards for a second to argue about black metal vs. hardcore breakdowns.
A General Discussion thread from January 2008 where a coder ('Gate Guardian') asks who on the forum is into metal, hardcore, and grindcore. Members swap band recommendations across black/death/power metal and metalcore/hardcore punk scenes, with a running side-conversation between Goodapollo and Industry comparing hardcore band favorites (Have Heart, Set Your Goals, Bracewar, Ceremony). Lighthearted, casual off-topic banter typical of the site's social side, a break from its main cheat/coding focus.
metal isnt worth more than $5 on the street corner— Industry
Fuck grindcore, other metal genres are alright.— homelesshobo
will do BITCH!! *sorry, that was my tourettes speaking— Industry
BONxFIRE's Birthday Thread
The whole crew pops in just to say happy birthday to a Graphics Crew regular — classic fkn0wned fluff at its finest.
A simple birthday thread for member BONxFIRE, part of the [FkN] Graphics Crew, kicked off by admin ZoaQ 'stealing' the thread idea as a joke. Dozens of regulars, VIPs, and staff (Smods, Crew members, 2K/1K club veterans) drop in one-liner birthday wishes, ranging from sincere to crude in typical forum banter style. It's a low-stakes, high-nostalgia thread that shows off the community's tight-knit, joke-heavy culture rather than any cheat/tech content.
i stold ur thread xD muahaha :zoaq: grats— ZoaQ
Happy birthday, hopefully you get a dildo or two.— KZA
youre mine now... Map: Age of Consent— NeQx
Fucking hotdogs.
deX- posts a video, forum spends eleven replies arguing over hotdog counts and Whitest Kids U Know clips.
A classic low-effort, high-nostalgia General Discussion thread from May 2010 where regular deX- dropped what was almost certainly a Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK) sketch clip titled after hotdogs. The replies spiral into inside jokes about daily hotdog consumption (7, then 14), a shoutout comparing it to fellow member Timmmyy's lifestyle, and a mild pile-on of '+1 I love WKUK' agreement. Peak filler-thread energy — nothing deep, just regulars killing time and riffing together.
lol 7 hot dogs a day :D— robi646
HAHAHAH :D more like 14 hot dogs a day— venzin
Day in the life of Timmmyy. LOL— shwager
Where the FUCK r u going for new years?
Fkn0wned's crew sound off on their NYE 2009 plans — Vegas VIP tables, Florida with the parents, or just staying in with the girlfriend.
A casual New Year's Eve 2009 thread started by NIX asking members what they're doing to celebrate. Replies range from house parties and getting wasted to DJSketch's bragged-about VIP trip to a Las Vegas club, ap3x heading to Florida, inSpired enjoying an Australian summer beach party, and vermiLLion and Kimmi opting for a quiet night in with their partners. Pure low-stakes hangout chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with the usual crude jokes and banter between forum regulars.
Imma go to a party and get drunk as shit n make out with some drunk bitch lulz— NIX
VEGAS BABY!— DJSketch
I'm gonna stay home with my gf and we are going to have a lovely night.— vermiLLion
Last Thing You Bought
Energy drinks, McKroketten, White Widow, and a beer feud — the fkn0wned crew airs their receipts.
A lighthearted General Discussion thread from December 2009 where members simply listed the most recent thing they'd purchased, ranging from snacks and fast food to Christmas presents, an iTouch, and more herbal purchases. It's mundane small talk that captures the casual, off-topic side of the forum away from the cheat/hacking scene it was known for. A brief spat broke out between deX- and Mystik over beer preferences, prompting a mod warning from Kimmi, but otherwise it stayed friendly banter.
blues the best, your just a fag.— deX-
There was not one single reason for you to say something like that. Unnecessary flaming, mr. deX-. Don't do it again.— Kimmi
White Widow 80 an 1/8— Puree
You rage you lose..
A cringe video dare turns into a pile-on of secondhand embarrassment for one unlucky kid.
A member posted a link to a cringeworthy video (implied to be an early 'you laugh you lose' style clip) daring others to watch the whole thing without reacting. Regulars piled in mostly to mock the person in the video, riffing on his awkward lip-syncing and mannerisms, with a running joke about the poster's own 'Warn System' rank levels (Easy/Medium/Hard/Impossible/Nightmare Mode). The tone is classic mid-2000s forum shitposting: lighthearted mockery, off-topic banter, and a bit of everyone competing to sound the most unfazed or the most disgusted.
You rage you lose..— Cortez7
i hate myself for watching it all— Insanityrains
he is WAAAAY over it.— Suzaku
Lebron James, amazing.
Founder TuxifieD picks the Cavs to win it all in 2010 — the forum immediately disagrees.
A casual off-topic thread from May 2010 in General Discussion where forum founder TuxifieD hyped LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers for the NBA playoffs. Regulars piled in with their own picks (Celtics, Magic, Suns, Lakers), sparking some good-natured back-and-forth about Shaq vs. Dwight Howard matchups. Pure sports-talk filler thread showing the community's everyday banter outside the cheats/hacking side of the site.
Who is gonna win this year boys? Oh thats right.. CAVS AND LEBRON JAMES BABY— TuxifieD
I'd suck his dick :thefuck:— TuxifieD
all this talk and nothing about Lakers.... NBA Finals = Lakers Vs Cavs ..calling it— 1up
wow gm account
Some kid got his hands on a WoW GM account and just... posted it for sale in General Discussion.
Member wrynx dropped a screenshot claiming to have a World of Warcraft GM (game master) account and casually offered to sell it, sparking a mix of hype and skepticism. The thread devolves into speculation about resale value (with donkor recalling someone getting $700 for a similar account), jokes about using GM powers like `.level 255` and teleporting to the GM Island, and general consensus that it would get 'retrieved' (banned/reclaimed by Blizzard) almost immediately. Classic fkn0wned energy: a mix of disbelief, lulz-seeking, and half-serious market talk, ending with someone admitting they'd just use it to boost their own characters before it got pulled.
Who wants to buy it? lulz— wrynx
.level 255 .teleport GM_Island ^_^— ap3x
Holy SHIT. I'd buy it, cause major havoc, create LULz, and let it get retrieved.— h4voCK
Fkn0wned Holiday Giveaway - Week 3: Win Lifetime VIP
Reply, log in at the right moment, and a moderator might hand you lifetime VIP for free.
An official staff-run raffle thread from December 2009, hosted by [FkN] Smod ap3x, giving away two Lifetime VIP prizes (access equivalent to the site's paid VIP hack tier) during the site's holiday giveaway series. Entry was simple — just reply once — with rules barring staff, existing VIPs, and past winners, plus a requirement to be online at the actual drawing. The thread is mostly a long chain of members casually signing up, some bantering with ap3x, alongside a bit of side commentary about low-post-count members potentially not deserving a shot.
I have been asked numerous times via PM if this giveaway does include the VIP hack, the answer: YES IT DOES!— ap3x
Not tryna be a dick but I dont think people under 300 posts should get it or join. They can leak a bunch of shit which wouldnt be good for FKN— Mystik
OMG Speedo <3— ap3x
Any1 with Ips they want hacked?
hEndr!x offers free NetBios "practice hacking" on any IP you supply — the replies did not go well for him
A 2007 General Discussion thread where user hEndr!x, self-admittedly still learning to "NetBios," invites other members to submit IP addresses they want attacked so he can practice. The thread quickly turns into a pile-on of jokes, troll IPs (including a loopback address as a gag), and skepticism about whether he can actually pull any of it off. It's a classic low-effort script-kiddie brag thread that the regulars mostly clowned on rather than took seriously.
Basically tell me an ip who it is and why you want them hacked. I'll try, but I don't promise any results because I am trying to learn to NetBios!— hEndr!x
Why don't you do something productive like masturbate or tear a hole in your condom...— Dominator
try hack this person 127.0.0.1 :) I tried once... Na JK JK— RuddifieD
Pro-American Pic Time?
Founder TuxifieD asks for USA pride pics — thread devolves into Canada slander and a mysterious 'Muhammad Jihad'
A lighthearted General Discussion thread started by founder TuxifieD asking members to post pictures showing their 'American pride.' Replies wandered into meme images, a military member (retsnomlc) sharing real photos and grumbling about UCMJ regs, some Arabic-script trolling from deX- that Junnyerr translated as a joke threat, and a brief Canada-vs-America ribbing between vermiLLion and Paradix. Ends fizzling out with a Puree post referencing old wrestling art. Pretty typical low-stakes shitposting/banter thread for the era.
Lets get that spirit going brahs!— TuxifieD
Heres your goddamn pride fuckers— retsnomlc
canada is the bitch of north america. real talk.— Paradix
Fingerboarding at it's finest
A sponsored fingerboarder video split the forum between 'that's sick' and 'who wastes money on this'
vermiLLion shared a YouTube clip of a sponsored fingerboarder showing off tricks, sparking a short, casual off-topic thread in General Discussion. Replies ranged from genuine admiration for the coordination to mockery about wasted time and sponsorship money. A handful of regulars and mods chimed in with quick one-liners before the thread fizzled out after eleven posts.
Who the fuck wastes money sponsoring some kid doing this shit?— ap3x
holy shit people actually get sponsored for that shit wow shoulda stuck with it back when I did it in the 3rd grade— Stryker0214
Dude i used to be way sicker when i was 6 years old. I'm gonna have to guy buy one again.— KZA
Amazing Beatbox + lul
A YouTube beatboxer's intense stare convinced half the forum he was coming to steal their souls.
vermiLLion posted a video of a beatboxer, praising the skill but joking that the guy's unblinking stare made him seem like a soul-stealing robber. The thread quickly became a running gag about the performer's creepy eye contact, with regulars piling on comparisons (including a Constantine movie reference) and Kimmi, a longtime smod, closing it out with a self-deprecating joke before agreeing the staring was indeed unsettling. A brief, lighthearted off-topic thread typical of the General Discussion board's low-stakes banter.
The beatboxing is good IMO but this guy stares at you and i think he is going to rob me and steal my fucking soul or something..— vermiLLion
anyone remember on the movie Constantine the mexican dude that found that spear thing and was like, Uber devil and shit? i think its the same guy— slingblade
his eyebrows look like they've been drawn in, in flash.— lulraep
Count to 1,000,000
158 pages of fkn0wned trying (and immediately failing) to count to a million.
A classic forum time-waster started by lam3r on December 30, 2009: a simple challenge to see if the community could count sequentially to one million without messing up. Predictably, it derailed almost instantly, with f0wh botching the count within the first page and getting called out for it, while regulars like kubaxplx, Numi, PopTart, and KZA piled in just to bump numbers. The thread ballooned to 158 pages, a running joke of low-effort posting and mod/VIP participation that captures the goofy, low-stakes side of the forum's culture.
Can we count to 1 million without screwing up? I really doubt it...But, let's try anyway!— lam3r
f0wh FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!! u should be 15— lam3r
last! wait... what? nevermind— slingblade
CS 1.6, FREE! — the version-history derail
A guy shares a free CS 1.6 download link and the thread turns into a nostalgia trip through CS 1.0 to 1.6
A member posted a link claiming Counter-Strike 1.6 could be downloaded for free (bundled with an old Steam client), sparking a casual back-and-forth about whether it worked online. The conversation quickly drifted into members comparing which CS versions they owned (1.0, 1.3, CZ, CS:S) and debating whether early versions like 1.0-1.6 were 'betas' or just numbered releases, with staff member Arcade and regular bobbafett07 setting the record straight. Mellow, low-drama General Discussion chatter typical of the era — more reminiscing about old LAN days than anything contentious.
I remember playing 1.3 on LANs loooong time ago... ;'D— ZarbonPRO
1.0, 1.2, 1.3, 1.5, 1.6, all betas of Counter-Strike, they just stuck with 1.6. 1.5 is my personal favorite.— Arcade
1.0 to 1.6 weren't Beta's... 1.0 was release— bobbafett07