Notable threads
GameServer Crash Scripts [STORE]
A guy tried to sell CS:Source server-crashing scripts for cash — and got dragged for charging for stuff people say was already free
In the Black Market subforum, member darksoul32 (posting as 'IOn Photoshop') set up a small storefront thread hawking a menu of paid Counter-Strike: Source (and allegedly other Source game) server crash/lag/freeze scripts and a 'server protection' tool, with prices ranging from $5-$25 and a discount for repeat buyers. The thread quickly turned into a credibility fight, with several members claiming the same scripts were freely available in the site's gaming section, and a banned member (-Darkness-) claiming to have made his own superior versions, sparking a heated back-and-forth insult match with darksoul32 over who actually 'made' what. A couple of posters vouched for the scripts working, and darksoul32 later announced a sale and price cuts, closing the thread on a low-key sales-pitch note.
Money comes first, I dont rip people off.— darksoul32
Why sell this if u can get it for free @ our gaming section ?— NIX
If you think you can outscript me then prove it. Otherwise stfu noob. =) Have a nice day =)— darksoul32
My Next Door Neighbor Grows Weed in Their Greenhouse
A kid's nosy discovery about his neighbor's greenhouse turns into a full-blown pothead ethics seminar.
A young member (likely early teens, per other posters' remarks) shared that his neighbor was growing marijuana in a backyard greenhouse, sparking a sprawling Debating thread about whether to steal it, ask for some, snitch to police, or leave it alone entirely. The thread devolves into stoner community lore, some members bragging about their own smoking habits, a wild cautionary tale about grow-op dangers, and a few voices urging basic decency ('don't steal from a fellow stoner'). Classic mid-2000s off-topic forum chaos: equal parts dumb, funny, and mildly concerning given some posters' apparent age.
Don't steal from a fellow stoner, its not right - Just ask him if you cn buy some herb off him, and then ask if he fancys a blaze sometime.— rynth
you know he's growing weed you don't know what else he's doing.— hienrick
Does everyone here smoke weed or do you just say so because you think its cool?— banak
Steam Accounts, Hurry lol
A member dumps a pile of 'free' Steam accounts to buy some love — nobody's impressed, and a staffer calls it out cold.
Afteryou posted a batch of Steam account/password combos in General Discussion, seemingly trying to win favor with the community. Several members (prefeK, ballistic, Visio) quickly reported the accounts were dead or non-functional. Staff member miLLer shut it down hard, accusing Afteryou of trying to buy respect, and Afteryou fired back before storming off to promote another thread instead. A quick, petty flare-up typical of the forum's off-topic chaos.
Stop trying to buy peoples respect, you are a bellend plz leave.— miLLer
Ok sure well i aint even gonna argue you aint worth it go look at my new thread asshole— Afteryou
None work.— prefeK
Real pic of Tuxified.
A member posts an alleged photo of forum regular 'Tuxified' and the thread instantly derails into roasting, denial, and drama.
A new member, noname232, started a thread claiming to post a real photo of a well-known user known as Tuxified, sparking immediate skepticism, jokes, and low-key insults about his appearance and identity. Staff member Industry questioned the photo's authenticity while ribbing Tuxified anyway, and other regulars like Riley and bobbafett07 jumped in with mixed reactions ranging from indifference to teasing defenses. The thread quickly took on the classic fkn0wned off-topic tone — petty jabs, inside jokes, and general chaos — before a moderator (tKeR) shut it down with a blunt 'Relax kids.'
yes it's real. no joke.— noname232
so? why is that bad? tuxified you need to start working out, you kinda weak looking..sorry but i dont know if i believe its him— Industry
Relax kids.— tKeR
Kid Gets Murdered Over MMORPG Debt (Graphic Content Thread)
A shared link about a real-life murder over MMO gold turns into three pages of gallows humor and 'wtf fake' denial.
A Links/Humor thread from late 2007 shared a graphic news story about a kid allegedly murdered over unpaid MMORPG debt. Replies swing between shock, dark jokes, disbelief that it's real, and random tangents about Tibia and RuneScape. One member even suggests the story is so absurd it deserves its own over-the-top forum category rather than Links/Humor. Classic mid-2000s forum tone: morbid curiosity dressed up as banter.
This link doesnt belong in the Links/Humor section, It belongs in the OMFGWTFBBQHOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITPSYCHONERD section.— Whats that?...BANG!!
i LOL'd...then i felt really bad— SDJH2982
wtf fake— MicroUltra
Congrats United States - the Health Care Bill Debate
The day Fkn0wned's off-topic forum turned into a shouting match over Obamacare, complete with a poll and a Canadian smugness parade.
Founder TuxifieD kicked off a poll and discussion thread the night the US House passed the 2010 health care bill, asking members whether it was the right call. What followed was a fairly typical early-2010s forum political scrap: Canadian and British members ribbing the US over its healthcare system, some Americans defending the bill as necessary, and others (including a staff admin) blasting it as socialist overreach tied to racially-charged jabs at Obama voters. The poll showed a slim majority in favor, but the replies swung between earnest debate, national debt doom-saying, and outright trolling/slurs, capturing the site's rowdy, unmoderated 'Debate Hall'-adjacent culture.
Congrats United States, The House passed the Health Care bill. The question is, was it the right choice?— TuxifieD
Also, all of you that support the bill are fggots who don't know real brains from dog shit.— ap3x
Dear US Citizens and Residents, You are still are, and always will be faggots. That is all, Rest of the world.— inSpired
Making Up To $100 A Day On The Web...
Bidvertiser hustle promises: click here, cash out, repeat — one guy swears he already pulled $100.
A 2007 thread in Fkn0wned's Random Tuts subforum where user Captin_55 pitches a get-rich-quick scheme built around ad-click referral sites (naming Bidvertiser specifically), claiming easy per-click and per-referral payouts and a personal $100 withdrawal as proof. The replies are the classic mix of curiosity, skepticism about low per-click rates, and a member admitting to trying proxy/privoxy tricks to click their own ads without success. A brief flare-up occurs when banned user pronatic drops a hostile one-liner, prompting a moderator (AKULA) to threaten a ban. Most other posts are short, low-effort 'unhide'/'ill try it' replies typical of tutorial threads chasing hidden content.
I am sure you guys can get at least 10 people making you a sexy $130!! I will post screenshot of how much I have made ... I just withdrew $100 =)— Captin_55
GTFO you dumb whore fuck you!— pronatic
And pronatic if you say that again your getting banned, your lucky I don't have permission to ban you in this section— AKULA
Hey All - Jonesyyf's Account Recovery & Account Dump
A VIP gets his account hacked, gets it back, then celebrates by dropping a huge dump of stolen accounts for the whole board to pick over.
Longtime VIP member Jonesyyf returns to announce his account had been hijacked by an ex-member named Junyerr, who reportedly impersonated him and caused trouble before getting 'busted.' To mark his return he dumped a large batch of login credentials for others to grab, then followed up with a second haul found on his web host. The thread quickly turns into members bickering over who 'greedily' took too many accounts, with admins and mods ribbing thejah for allegedly hoarding, plus some cheap shots at the hacker Junyerr.
dont be greedy guys, take one and leave the rest dont be faggots.— TuxifieD
We've learned two things here. thejah = greedy faggot. junnyer = retard who should get killed by fire.— Kimmi
wtf u guys dont even kno how i took u guys r just making assumsions like always— thejah
One of the Accounts you hacked!
A first-time poster wanders into fkn0wned asking for his stolen account back — and gets laughed out of the thread.
A newcomer named bahaha posts asking for his hacked account to be returned, explaining he'd been sent a fake 'movie' file (actually a keylogger) after a member called Whitey/'The Puppet Master' got compromised. Established members respond with blunt indifference and dark humor, framing account theft and reselling as just business as usual on the site. Regulars speculate the culprit was 'Vexed'/VexD, described jokingly as a steam account vendor, while others needle the newcomer for expecting sympathy on his first post.
We steal...we sell...we pwn. That's how the whole scene is going on.— nasKo
Fkn0wned can be so cruel sometimes— Dimitri0s
VexD won't give it back, he's a steam acc vendor not a man:P— Skippy
Anybody wanna bomb this girls facebook?
Sylox asked fkn0wned to mass-harass some girl's Facebook — nearly a year later, she showed up in the thread herself to tell him off
Sylox opened a thread asking members to 'bomb' a named girl's Facebook and posted her phone number over some unspecified drama about her 'getting involved' in his business. The community's response was mostly mockery rather than support — other members told him this wasn't 4chan, that the forum wasn't his 'personal army,' and pointed out the irony that she hadn't actually targeted the forum, he had targeted her. Nearly ten months later the thread got a second life when the girl herself (posting as a guest) found it and posted an angry rebuttal, which drew a bit of amusement before staff locked the topic for violating the 'not your personal army' rule.
if you want a personal army go to 4chan. we don't do charity work. :D— k3anan
Giving out my number is not gonna accomplish much sweetie, so how about you seriously think about shutting that whore mouth of yours— Guest_lolatlosers_
this bitch hunted you down— TuxifieD
Using Stolen Credit Card Online
A member casually asks the forum how to use a stolen credit card without getting caught — the replies did not go well for him.
Posted in General Discussion in December 2007, a member named Enigma asked whether a proxy would help reduce the risk of using a stolen credit card online. The thread quickly turned into a pile-on, with regulars and staff warning him about fraud charges, mocking the idea, and telling him to just earn money legitimately. A side sub-thread saw member jcomp6 joking about library computers and 'finding' cards in the street, prompting more ridicule, while others drew a line insisting the community were 'scammers, not thieves.'
You will get caught and most likly not work since people cancel their credits cards right after they have been stolen.— miLLer
Don't steal credit cards you fucking scum earn some money the proper way.— sammo
Exactly, we may be scammers, but were not thieves.— sammo
13 years old wasnt good enough for tux.
A forum 'trap' thread, a sketchy poll about downloading, and half the board arguing about whether that's even a joke you're allowed to make.
A November 2009 General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com started as a prank/'trap' set up by founder TuxifieD and member -Alex, baiting members over some linked images (described as old photos from '6th grade'), then spiraling into a crude community poll asking who 'downloaded'. The thread devolves into typical off-topic forum banter — jokes about jail time, relationships, and a genuinely heated aside from member f0wh pushing back on the joke's implications. It's a snapshot of the forum's dark, edgy inside-joke humor culture and its casual moderation norms, with regulars like Kimmi, vermiLLion, and ZoaQ weighing in with the community's usual snark.
i told u all it was a trap + how many downloaded? 0— [Founder]TuxifieD
if theres grass on the feild its Fair Play— Slickz
1. If you get a boner from kids, you're a pedophile no matter what you choose to do from that point.— f0wh