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Ventrilo Ban Bypass?
A guy asks how to dodge a Vent ban — and gets told 'no such thing as a vent hack.'
A member named xxatreyu asks in General Discussion whether there's a way to get unbanned from a Ventrilo voice server, hoping for some kind of hack or bypass. Replies range from flat denial that such a hack exists, to vague mentions of proxy programs, to the more grounded explanation that Vent bans are IP-based and suggestions to just use a VPN or new IP. It's a small, low-stakes thread typical of the forum's casual tech-help culture, stretching out over months as stragglers kept dropping in replies from October through December 2007.
no such thing as a vent hack— Eckos
buy a couple vpn's or steal or hack— minitureman
Ventrilo servers ban by IP address, so all you can...— jdonlin
Extended Christmas: hyperdyne's One-Post Rant
A rambling, incoherent 'holiday gift' post about eBay exploits got roasted and locked in ten minutes flat.
A brand-new one-post member named hyperdyne showed up on December 28, 2009 with a garbled, aggressive holiday-themed rant vaguely referencing web exploitation techniques, framed as a 'gift' to the community. The regulars were unimpressed — skramguts and deX- mocked the incoherence and the attached joke file, and staff member vermiLLion shut the thread down within the hour. A classic, forgettable one-off drive-by post that got dunked on and locked, capturing the forum's low tolerance for nonsense from new accounts.
happy fucking holidays.— hyperdyne
You sir, are a retard, i say that only with every section of my body filling with care.— deX-
Closed.— vermiLLion
Where would you go? (dream vacation thread)
Fkn0wned's crew dreams up two months of freedom — France, Vegas hijinks, and a marriage proposal to Kimmi
A casual off-topic thread in General Discussion where Kimmi asks members what they'd do with two months off work or school. Replies range from earnest travel wishlists (USA road trips, Paris, China, Russia, Ibiza, a round-the-world tour) to the usual forum banter and flirting, including running jokes about Kimmi's height and vermiLLion's teasing advances. Nothing dramatic here — just a slow, friendly day in the community swapping travel dreams.
VEGGASSSS AND STEAL A COPCAR AND EVERYTHING THEY DID IN HANGOVER YAAA— deX-
I'd visit Kimmi =]— vermiLLion
Don't have too high expectations, I'm a normal 6.2 feet tall guy. I'm extremely sexy though.— Kimmi
IF YOU HAVE BALLS YOU WILL WATCH THIS
A shock-site beheading link, the requisite "seen worse" one-upping, and a chorus of 'why does this exist' — early-2010s forum culture in a nutshell.
A member posted a link to a graphic gore video (a beheading clip hosted on a shock site) with the classic clickbait-dare title, and the thread quickly filled with the usual mix of reactions: a few members trying to one-up it with worse things they'd seen on old shock sites, others expressing disgust, and a couple just deadpan-reacting to having watched it. It's a fairly typical 'shock link' thread of the era — low effort, high response, and a good snapshot of the desensitized/edgy humor culture common on gaming forums like this one at the time. No real drama, just a mundane slice of the site's General Discussion board doing what it did.
I've seen a worse. There was one up a few years ago on ogrish that was from Iraq.— vermiLLion
Why do people fucking put this on the internet? Not that I care, but these people are fucking retarded lol.— Kimmi
ok... seriously WTF did i watch that?— trinetyface
Half Man Half Tree (True Story)
The whole board stopped raging about VAC bans to gawk at one viral medical oddity thread.
A General Discussion thread where someone posted/linked the (real, widely-circulated at the time) viral story of a man with a severe skin condition resembling bark, leading to a page of shocked one-liners from Fkn0wned regulars. Reactions ranged from disbelief and sympathy to a couple of members trying to explain the condition (leprosy, warts) they'd seen referenced elsewhere, like Break.com. It's a classic mid-2000s off-topic viral-content thread, low on substance, high on 'holy shit' reactions and forum personality quirks (sigs, Xfire tags, member titles).
Holy fucking shit. a-mazing— Jack Daniels
This is amazing, never seen this before. wow...— Rebelz
Lol, I saw this in a video on Break.com He has a form of leprosy or something.— ViPeR $
What did you get for Christmas? (Dec 2009)
MacBooks, Uggs, VIP handouts, and a whole lot of 'nothing' — fkn0wned unwraps Christmas 2009 together.
A holiday-season thread started by moderator ap3x on Christmas Eve 2009, asking members what they got (or were hoping to get) for Christmas. Replies ranged from big-ticket gifts like a MacBook Pro and a 24-inch monitor to jokey complaints of getting 'nothing,' with some members getting comped free VIP forum status as a consolation gift. Light, casual holiday chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with some members noting they didn't celebrate Christmas at all.
I gave you VIP :)— ap3x
Won't be getting anything. how sad huh........— DJSketch
I didn't get nothing :( Well it isn't x-mass for me I'm not catholic— NIX
How Many Posts You Got? — the old forum-counting thread
Members flexed their post counts across every forum they'd ever haunted — one guy claimed 9,000 across totally different sites.
A casual General Discussion thread where Fkn0wned members compared lifetime post counts across all the forums they'd ever used, not just this one. Regulars like laptops, Shifty, The Moose, and mystical1 traded numbers ranging from around 1,000 to a claimed 9,000+, with some good-natured ribbing over who was spending too much time at the computer. It's a snapshot of the site's internal ranking culture (Warn System, [1K] 1000 Club group tags) and light banter typical of an off-topic filler thread.
wtf @ asshoel.. 13k? wth is wrong with u? lol whole day at comp? ha..— haha.1
About 9000. All completely different sites.— Shifty
Sucks. Probably 1,6k. Maybe more.. hmf..— The Moose
My bloody finger
A random funnyjunk GIF sparks a round of forum 'epic win' consensus — and a shot at 4chan that almost turns personal
A throwaway Christmas Eve 2009 post by slingblade, sharing a gross/funny stumbled-upon GIF, turns into a quick round of forum agreement that it's 'epic win.' The thread is pure filler chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with regulars and staff (Smods, Crew) piling on with one-liners. It briefly flares up when Kimmi takes a jab at 4chan culture, prompting slingblade to ask if it was aimed at him personally — a tiny, mostly good-natured flashpoint in an otherwise throwaway thread.
Holy fuck... that is some fucking epic win Just made my day... thanks :D— ap3x
This proofs 4chan is the home of nolifers (and *cough*child*cough*pr0n addicts).— Kimmi
is that some sort of personal insult to me? if it is then wtf did i doto deserve it o.O?— slingblade
Fkn0wned.com "Best of" — Community Awards Thread
Members hand out mock superlatives — and half of them are just excuses to throw shade at each other's staff.
A December 2007 General Discussion thread where a member ('Industry') started a fill-in-the-blank template for community superlatives — categories like Most 1337, Funniest, Stupidest, Best Manager, and Warez Master. Regulars and staff (including Co-Manager Shifty) chimed in with their own picks, and it quickly doubled as a low-key venue for ribbing mods and supervisors over how they ran things. Typical fkn0wned energy: half nostalgia-bait, half in-joke roasting of the site's own staff hierarchy.
technically tux isnt a manager ^^. also, the best supervisor is shifty following dcl, i say this because dcl is an annoying rule nazi but he does do what hes supposed to.— mr.N0Nam3
Can u ever stay on topic wow~— Afteryou
Warez Master: Hash— Industry
ShareTheAmateur Offline.
Fkn0wned's in-house amateur porn site quietly pulls the plug — 3,000+ members left asking 'where do we get our fix now?'
Founder TuxifieD announces that ShareTheAmateur.com, a sister site tied to the forum, has been discontinued due to lack of manpower to run it properly, despite gaining over 3,000 members quickly. Members react with a mix of disappointment and pragmatism, floating ideas like selling the site to an investor or folding its porn gallery into the main Fkn0wned forum under a revived 'XXX Crew' of old moderators. A former ShareTheAmateur moderator (C4nn4fix) laments having just uploaded hundreds of images before the shutdown, while others swap suggestions for alternative porn sites to fill the gap.
We have discontinued sharetheamateur.com , you can leave your comments and questions here. I believe we do not have the man power to make it what we want to make it right now.— TuxifieD
:-( i am not happy about this.. i just uploaded 300 images.. but what can i do now..— C4nn4fix
I think it's good to shut it down, Why have a special site for pr0n if you can just hold it here on fkn— misterfopje
chicken beatboxing
A random chicken-beatboxing video sends the fkn0wned crew into a two-day chorus of 'lol wow'
A throwaway Christmas 2009 post by slingblade sharing a 'chicken beatboxing' video turned into a quick, easygoing chain of one-liners from regulars reacting to it. There's no real drama here, just a handful of longtime members (some with years-old accounts and thousands of posts) chiming in with quick approval, jokes about the video's background characters, and a shared laugh over holiday downtime. It's a small, cozy snapshot of the General Discussion board's low-stakes, just-for-fun side.
video has chicken sounds AND beatboxing? yes. AWESOME!!— slingblade
when i picture a chicken beatboxing i picture the rooster from family guy doin it lol— slingblade
I honestly thought this was going to be retarded as fuck but it was kinda cool, lol.— vermiLLion
Want a 6 dig for free ? (funniest post wins a Steam account)
NIX dangled a free 6-digit Steam account as bait for the forum's dumbest, funniest posts — chaos ensued.
NIX posted a giveaway contest offering a 6-digit Steam account (loaded with old-school Half-Life/Counter-Strike titles) to whoever posted the funniest content in the thread. It quickly turned into a free-for-all image and joke dump, with regulars like JuMx, DvS, and Speedo spamming fail pics and YouTube links while others traded jabs and casual slurs typical of the era's forum culture. ap3x eventually called the whole thread unoriginal, and a mod locked it after two pages of low-effort meme posting.
Well u can get it. Wanna know how? Post the most funniest shit u can think of in this topic and whoever posts the funniest shit wins...— NIX
JuMx Is winning for now hahhahah :D— NIX
You're all so unoriginal.— ap3x
Do u niggers have long hair?
A whole page of Fkn0wned regulars weighing in on buzzcuts vs. shaggy locks — pure early-2010s forum filler at its finest.
A throwaway General Discussion thread from December 2009 where NIX asked forum members whether they had long hair, sparking a casual back-and-forth full of one-liners, jokes about pubes and haircuts, and a fair bit of ribbing between crew and mods. It's a low-stakes, off-topic chat thread typical of the forum's social side, with staff and regulars mixing in freely alongside newer members. No drama or major event, just members hanging out and killing time between the site's usual cheat/warez content.
Short hair cause nobody likes long pubes =/— vermiLLion
Note, my hair looks like this, without the fag.— mcm
ur new moto "long hair don't care but not anywhere :o"— ZoaQ
Help Me Help You Make Money
One member's 'totally not a scam' referral scheme gets torn apart by the entire thread in real time.
User EuphoricMurder pitches a survey/referral 'make money online' site to fund a new paintball gun, asking others to use his referral link. Fellow members immediately call it out as a scam, with adriandvinsk linking outside sources debunking the site, while others simply refuse to bite. The thread devolves into good-natured mockery, ending with a suggestion to dump it on 4chan instead.
This is a scam just like all of the other sites which say "free money, this is not a scam".— adriandvinsk
cuz we don't want to give you money... easy as 1, 2, 3...— timem604
spam it on 4chan bigguy8 maybe some one will do it— bigguy88
For My Fellow Americans Only
Look up your favorite restaurant's health inspection and regret it forever
A December 2007 General Discussion thread where Marc347 shared a health-inspection lookup site and dared fellow US members to search their local restaurants and post the grossest violations. A handful of members chimed in with mixed results — some found their spots clean, others turned up horror stories (rodents, bugs, food stored at unsafe temps), and someone joked about a Texas McDonald's actually passing. Light, harmless off-topic banter typical of the forum's slower threads between the cheat-scene talk.
One of my favorite pizza places had mice, rats, flying insects and hot food which was stored at wrong temperatures! Ugh.— Marc347
All of the munchie spots around my area are clean— DedCon
i found a mcdonalds in texas that passed inspectio...— imposter elm
Avatar the Movie
Fkn0wned debates whether James Cameron's blue space cat people are actually worth the hype.
Smod Kimmi kicks off a casual thread asking if anyone's seen the newly-released Avatar, sparking a string of quick reviews as members trickle in from the cinema over the following days. Opinions split along the classic line: everyone agrees the visuals and 3D were stunning, but the story got roasted as unoriginal or weak. A minor side-argument breaks out when ap3x dismisses the movie as overhyped CGI, prompting h4voCK to push back hard in its defense. Pretty low-key, feel-good off-topic chat typical of the General Discussion board around the holidays in 2009.
Cinema > PC. 3d > PC. I'm going to the cinema FOR SURE.— Kimmi
No. Looks shitty. Everyone's just going to see the oh-so-fancy technology that the media has had their panties in a knot over.— ap3x
The storyline, cinematography, acting, EVERYTHING about it was just MARVELOUS. See it. Well worth it.— h4voCK
New Payment Method — a joke thread, not a scam
A staff member posts an old joke image titled 'New Payment Method,' and half the forum admits they'd never seen it before.
Despite the loaded title, this was just Smod Kimmi sharing an old (even for 2009) internet joke image, prefaced with 'inb4old.' The thread is pure low-effort banter — dozens of members chiming in with 'lol,' 'lmao,' and variations on how funny or unfamiliar the joke was. It's a snapshot of the casual General Discussion vibe on Fkn0wned, with a lineup of staff (Smods, Founder TuxifieD, Crew, VIPs) all dropping by just to laugh along.
inb4old;its incredibly old, but it's still funny.— Kimmi
Oh my -, you have been on the internet for at least 13 years. How come you haven't seen it yet?— Kimmi
How did the other girl not give up?— deX-
Free Steam Games for NVIDIA Users
A guy posts a link to Steam's NVIDIA freebie promo — cue instant 'use the search bar' pile-on
Rebelz shares a link about Steam giving free games to NVIDIA users, which turns out to be a repost of something already covered in the Steam Client subforum. A staff member (Arcade) chimes in with a random joke about two posters both having names ending in 'z', and a handful of members thank the OP or just say it's cool. Classic low-stakes General Discussion filler thread with some light ribbing over the duplicate post.
I got an idea for you, theres a thing called S E A R C H, it spells Search you should try it sometime— hunterbrute224
lol i already posted this in the Steam Client section Youi just got pwnt by a fkn newbie— RecoileZ
and yet both of you have z at the end of your names, EEERIE.— Arcade
Is Phishing Gonna Be Extinct Any Time Soon?
A 2009 forum debate asks if Steam phishing is dying out — spoiler: nobody thought so
A short General Discussion thread from December 2009 where forum regular NIX asked whether phishing (specifically Steam account phishing, common in the cheat/gaming scene at the time) was on its way out. Members weighed in with a mix of cynicism and casual admissions of past involvement, generally agreeing phishing would just evolve rather than disappear as long as there were 'dumb people' to fall for it. The thread is brief but captures the casual, matter-of-fact attitude toward account theft and scene 'phishing' culture typical of the era.
aslong as there are dumb people, there will be phising. so No it will not be extinct any time soon.— conTagious
ppl doesnt fall for the steam phish anymore :sad:— kubaxplx
I used to phish. I still was able to get peoples steams. But I don't do it anymore— 20Matt08
Shall PaperPistols Make His Triumphant Return?
A retired forum legend asks the old-timers if he should come back — and everyone loses it in nostalgia.
PaperPistols, a former member known for making and sharing content packs, posted asking whether he should return to fkn0wned after time away, noting he'd rather be recognized for more than just his old packs. A wave of veteran members and staff (including two Smods) responded enthusiastically, reminiscing about his past packs and urging him to come back. The thread is a short, warm nostalgia-driven exchange rather than any drama — just old community members welcoming back a familiar face.
YESS I MISS YOU <3 you were the jb god :D— ap3x
Even though I prefer picture threads, I liked your packs. Come back pl0x.— Kimmi
make me a sandwich... -then u can come back— NIX
RL Mirror's Edge
One dude parkoured like a video game character, one-handed, and the whole forum lost it.
vermiLLion shared a video of a real-life free-runner performing Mirror's Edge-style parkour, including one-handed dice and card throwing tricks, and the thread quickly filled with genuine admiration. Regulars from across the [FkN] crew and member ranks piled on with praise for the guy's skill and effort, with some joking about wanting to 'play' him like a game character. It's a short, wholesome, low-drama thread — just a community enjoying a cool clip together.
I really enjoyed this video and the guy's effort in making it. If you don't agree, gtfo.— vermiLLion
Omg , I want to instert a joystick in his head, and PLAY!!!!— donkor
Holy fuck. He's amazing at parkour. Makes me want to play the game now. One-handed? Fuck me 10 million dollars.— h4voCK
So many members o.O
A member noticed fkn0wned's user count exploding while its actual activity flatlined — cue a community-navel-gazing thread about fake growth vs. real regulars.
In this May 2008 General Discussion thread, member washingtonpayne raised a concern that fkn0wned had a swelling member list but only a handful of genuinely active users, wondering if someone was mass-creating accounts. Other regulars chimed in with theories: some blamed people joining just for cheat downloads rather than community involvement, others defended the site's stats as legitimate, and a few noted activity had dipped since a wave of members drifted away. It's a snapshot of a mid-size early cheat-scene forum grappling with growing pains and questioning its own health.
Someone is creatin a lot of accounts here on fkn o.O— washingtonpayne
We never do fake stats if that is what you are thi...— TickingTime
fkn has been low on activity since everyone went ...— RecoileZ
The iPod Touch Jailbreak Tutorial Thread Nobody Asked For (Twice)
A guy posts a jailbreak tutorial, then makes a whole separate thread just to link to it — chaos ensues.
A member with the placeholder handle UserID_7588 wrote up an iPod Touch jailbreak tutorial and, unsatisfied with it just existing, made a second thread solely to point people toward the first one. Regulars promptly clowned him for making 'a thread about a thread,' the thread got closed by staff as 'pointless,' and a stray 'go ninja on you' joke devolved into a running bit about the OP's ethnicity. Ultimately more notable as a slice of General Discussion bickering than as tech help — a tiny, forgettable spat that time-capsules exactly how petty and jokey the board could get over nothing.
It's not necessary to make a thread about a thread.— wirmware
ya know, im asian too...don't make me go ninja on you— UserID_7588
Pfft you still think you're not asian.— Don Ruski
What Would You Buy From fkn0wned?
Members brainstorm fkn0wned merch — from t-shirts to (seriously?) custom PC cases.
A long-running General Discussion thread where staffer TuxifieD floated the idea of fkn0wned producing branded merchandise, asking members what they'd actually buy. Responses ranged from the practical (t-shirts, mouse pads, hats, stickers) to the absurd (custom PC cases, keyboards), with plenty of ribbing over people's picks and a running joke about bumper stickers on cars. A minor squabble broke out late in the thread over whether some suggestions were unrealistic 'kuku land' ideas versus simple novelty items.
put a bumper sticker? on a car? WHAT AN ORIGINAL IDEA!!!— mr.N0Nam3
Dude people saying custom pc cases and shit you are all in kuku land or on same drugs or somthing i think he means novelty items— mad tag
i would buy mousepad posters.— l3m0nz
The Never-Ending '3 Word Story' Thread
One word (well, three) at a time, this thread quietly grew to 30 pages of forum nonsense.
A long-running collaborative 'add three words to the story' game buried deep in General Discussion, by this snapshot already up to page 29-30 and post #500+. Regulars like LoRd Ragealot, wirmware, dainbramaged, minitureman, and Traitor kept the absurd never-ending sentence alive with silly, half-coherent contributions. It's a classic low-stakes time-killer thread that shows the community's casual, joke-around side rather than anything cheat or drama related.
a dumb question— wirmware
in the tight— dainbramaged
ran down his elephants new pair— Traitor
New guy says hi, immediately spots the 'Introduce Yourself' thread he missed
A newbie's polite 'hi' turns into a classic self-own when he realizes he posted in the wrong thread.
A fresh member named Splic0 drops into General Discussion to introduce himself, admits he mostly plays TF2 now instead of CS, and then sheepishly notices there's already a dedicated introduction thread he should've used. Regulars pile on with the standard warm welcome, mixed with tips about using the search function and how to unlock 'hidden content' banners by replying to threads. A low-level ranking member also can't resist a light jab about him posting off-topic with barely any post count. It's a small, everyday slice of the forum's welcoming-but-teasing culture.
Can someone move this?— Splic0
welcum mate good teh see somebody who has 7 posts and has posted in the off-topic section— Olie22
if you see a "hidden content" banner, just reply to the topic, return to the first page and the content will be unhidden !— Exodus
Wanna stay at these hotels?
A shared video about gross hotel-cleaning secrets sends the General Discussion crowd into a pile-on of disgust and dark jokes.
MicroUltra posted a link to a video exposing unsanitary hotel cleaning practices, and the thread quickly became a chain of members reacting with disgust and dark humor. Regulars from the 2007-era community chimed in with quips about bringing their own supplies while traveling, distrust of hotel staff, and cynical comments about news media sensationalism. It's a typical low-stakes off-topic thread capturing the casual, crude banter culture of the forum rather than any major event.
thats fucking gross i would have them cleaners fired— mystical1
lol thats why you bring your own fucking shit to DrinK— Afteryou
FOX always comes up with these type of news.— Exodus
How fast can you type the alphabet?
A dumb typing-speed link turns into a full-blown Off-Topic pissing contest, macros and all.
Astrea posts a link to an online alphabet-typing speed test, kicking off a casual Off-Topic contest where members race to post their best times. It quickly escalates from goofy multi-second scores into someone admitting they used a macro to cheese the test, followed by The Moose claiming a suspiciously fast legit time and getting playfully clowned for it by Paws and banak. The thread has that classic bored-forum-kid energy: lighthearted bragging, self-deprecating jokes, and mild flexing about unrelated stuff (grades, muscles, sprint times) thrown in for good measure.
i did it in .400 seconds.. using a macro -cough- .. i did it in 12 seconds manually lol— Paws
I have a sixpack of muscles, located at my stomach area. I have straight A's in the most subjects in school. I run 100 metres in 12,9 seconds, second best in my grade.— The Moose
sure u did moosey— Paws
What your goals are in life
Tennis rankings, #1 records, and one guy who just wants to hack a bank — fkn0wned shares its life plans
A laid-back General Discussion thread from January 2010 where -Alex asks members to share their life goals, no matter how unrealistic. Replies range from sincere (university, careers, starting a family, world travel) to joking (producing a #1 record, hacking a bank, the classic 'money and women' one-liner). It's a snapshot of a young, mixed-age forum crowd musing about their futures, closed out by a moderator jab at the thread starter that got the topic locked.
By the age of 19, Rank #1311 in the world for tennis. Yours?— -Alex
Mine is to well...Hack a bank.— Unbeliveable
FuckBitches&MakeMoney Nuff said— Mystik
Post Your Sexy/Erotic Googlised Pics
The one where a bunch of teenage forum regulars competed to find 'Google Boobs' memes before mods pulled the plug
A goofy 2007 thread in the General Discussion section where members posted the era's viral 'Google boobs' image-search meme images back and forth, riffing on each other's finds. It's low-effort, off-topic fun typical of a mid-2000s gaming forum's off-topic board, mostly just posting pics with one-line reactions. A couple of posters in the thread ended up banned, and one post was scrubbed by staff ('Removed'), hinting at the loose moderation and eventual crackdowns common on Fkn0wned's Off-Topic section.
Arghhhhhh *B0N3R*— laptops
That just smells of google.— bobbafett07
Lol, nice one asshoel— olie22
Post Your Photo (pages 9-12)
The classic forum face-reveal thread where teenagers roasted each other's pics and someone got banned for a one-line self-own.
A long-running 'Post your photo' thread in General Discussion where members shared pictures of themselves and got immediately clowned by regulars. Typical of the genre: age guesses, flirty comments, cleavage jokes, and low-effort trolling, with at least one member (Imoderatemyfun) posting a single slur-laden line before being banned. Staff and long-time '1000 Club' members like The Moose, Goodapollo, and Industry weigh in with the usual snark, keeping the thread's tone loose, juvenile, and very much of its era.
I imagined you was younger lol. I'd give you an early 16; dunno how tall you are though. I am 14 years old. Sooo... I pwn.— The Moose
I like her cleavage. Just friends?— wirmware
wow shes hot.....— ynaggo
Good Metal Bands
One guy asks for metal without the 'death/black metal shit' and the whole thread just recommends death/black metal shit anyway
A casual music thread in General Discussion where PaRaNoID asked for metal band recommendations, specifically ruling out death/black metal. Regulars chimed in with picks like Metallica, Parkway Drive, As Blood Runs Black, and I Killed the Prom Queen, plus the obligatory joke suggestion of Nickelback and 50 Cent. Low-stakes, friendly off-topic chatter typical of the board's music threads, with a mix of staff and long-time members (1K Club, GFX staff) weighing in.
can anyone suggest any good metal bands none of that crap death/black metal shit— PaRaNoID
Akon, Sean Kingston, 50 Cent lol joking. ummm, nickelback metal?— sammo
There not death/black metal shit there genre is Metal dont believe me check there album cover— jcomp6
Stupid but clever jokes
A guy's ass so big it out-crack's a Colombian cartel — and it only gets dumber from there.
A low-effort Off-Topic thread where a new member (foolsgold) invites others to share 'stupid but clever' one-liner jokes, kicking things off with a crude insult joke. A handful of regulars chime in with their own quips and quotes, including a stoned musing about beards and the Taliban, and a banned member (Renegade.MB) pops in mainly to mock the OP's use of the word 'lately.' Pretty typical filler-thread energy for the General Discussion board — nothing dramatic, just forum small talk and joke-swapping from late 2007.
Your ass is so big, it has more crack then a Colombian Drug Cartel— foolsgold
Talking of beards and drugs, that leads me neatly to the taliban— rynth
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.— bobbafett07
Just a Drawing I Made in School
A bored kid's doodle of the Fkn0wned logo gets gently roasted by the forum regulars.
A low-key General Discussion thread where a member shared a school doodle related to the site, and other regulars weighed in with mixed, mostly unimpressed reactions. It drifts into typical off-topic banter, including a tangent about a Halloween mishap involving egging houses and falling through a window. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday forum small talk between members like Sammo and The Moose critiquing art and joking around.
Seriously if you are going to draw something don't base it around a website. Draw something which is visual, trees or an animal for example.— Sammo
I didn't like it that much, really.. Sori..— The Moose
No, just retarded. And if you think I'm high now, you should have seen me on Halloween. I went egging houses and fell through someone's window. Somehow.— Seaking
Even Moar Demonoid Invites #4-6
Another round of free Demonoid invites drops in General Discussion — and half the thread doesn't even know what Demonoid is.
A short, low-key giveaway thread from April 2009 where member animestan hands out invite codes to Demonoid, the semi-private torrent tracker, for the fourth through sixth time. Replies are mostly quick 'thanks' posts, with one newer member (cfman) asking what Demonoid actually is and getting a one-line explanation. Classic filler-thread vibe typical of the General Discussion board — low effort, high gratitude.
Forgive me for abusing the english language. But here is what you came for.— animestan
Thanks and btw what is this thing?— cfman
semi-private torrent distribution site— animestan
*sigh* Got caught phishing
A regular admits Steam caught him phishing accounts — and the forum immediately debates account digit lengths instead of, you know, the ethics.
Long-time member blacknight00 posts that Steam disabled his accounts after cracking down on phishing, claiming he lost several accounts spread across multiple emails. The thread quickly turns into a mix of casual warnings about account security and a derailing side-argument over whether 9-digit Steam accounts even exist. Staff and regulars (NutterNZ, HaSh, jacal, TuxifieD) chime in with a mix of practical advice and skepticism, typical of the forum's blunt, low-stakes back-and-forth vibe.
Im not sure where the other thread is, but dont phish. I just got my accounts disabled.— blacknight00
Don't put all your accounts on the same email— NutterNZ
Theres no such thing as 9 digit accounts.— HaSh
New here - hidden content confusion
A fresh noob stumbles on the classic 'hidden content' wall and gets the standard FkN hazing.
A brand-new member, CorruptHawkeyez, posted asking why some pages showed a 'hidden content' image instead of the actual post. Regulars quickly clued him in that replying to threads was the trick to unlocking hidden content, with some good-natured ribbing about not spamming just to reveal posts. It's a classic newbie-orientation thread, small and mundane, but a perfect little time capsule of how forum culture worked at Fkn0wned — reply-to-unlock content, a 1k-post club flex, and a friendly 'Welcome to FkN!' to close it out.
You reply in the thread. say something like ...— Goodapollo
Don't spam the unhide posts though.— sanjuro3456
You could buy your way into the 1k club then you w...— blacknight00
Got any 90's rap/hip-hop?
A noob's rap drought turns into a full-blown 90s hip-hop syllabus, courtesy of the forum's old heads.
Member dubb420 complained that modern rap had turned into 'bubblegum bitch pop-rap' and asked for good 90s hip-hop tracks, explicitly banning Drake, Lil Wayne, and Gucci Mane suggestions. Regulars and higher-ranked members like SNK, Puree, and QuaXz piled on with genuine, sprawling lists of classic artists (Wu-Tang, Nas, Big L, A Tribe Called Quest, and dozens more), turning a small off-topic music thread into a nostalgic crate-digging session. It's a low-key, chill General Discussion thread showing the social/hangout side of the forum outside of the cheats and warez sections.
There's fuckin NOTHING good these days...— dubb420
Biggie Smalls is the best.— shwager
every single person has good songs so i can't post the best ones.— QuaXz
so I'm definitely browsing fkn... ON MY NEW IPOD TOUCH!!!!
Late-2007 members brag about their brand new iPod Touches, Zunes 'won' by cheating on Xbox Live, and a used PSP that can't call people.
A late-2007 General Discussion thread where members show off new gadgets, mainly the freshly-released iPod Touch, comparing storage sizes, dead pixels, and glitchy synced songs. One poster casually mentions owning six Zunes obtained through cheating on Xbox Live, treating them as spare hard drives rather than music players. The tone is casual off-topic banter typical of the era, with some griping about warranty issues and a stray reference to a 'fuck double post' quote from another member.
I have 6 zunes, got them by cheating club live...............they are awesome...i use most of em as external hard drives— LoG1c
So you wouldnt mind giving me one? Anyway Ive just got a used psp, i like it a lot, it cant call people, but it can do a lot other stuff.— valucard
Can someone jailbeak this? for what reason? what u need unlocked lawlers— CoryZ
PPL Keep Getting Banned
A freshly banned member torches the site on his way out, threatening to hire a hacker and predicting fkn0wned's death.
A brand-new user, SaltyNuts, posted a rage-quit rant after apparently getting banned, cursing out the admins, claiming the site would 'die' and rival community 'The Core' would rise, and threatening to hire a hacker for revenge. The thread reads as a classic forum meltdown/troll post rather than a real security incident. Regular members RecoileZ and veteran uploader KZA responded, with RecoileZ mocking the OP outright.
Will hire the best hacker to hack your fkn site for sure you wont enjoy it— SaltyNuts
The Core Forever bitches and the staff are lil kids with no life— SaltyNuts
i loled u nigger— RecoileZ
Does Your ISP Offer Sex (Comcast Speed Boost Hype Thread)
Comcast did some upgrades and one staffer basically proposed marriage to his new download speeds.
A quick, goofy November 2007 thread in General Discussion where staff member hunterbrute224 excitedly posted a string of speedtest.net screenshots after Comcast upgraded infrastructure in his area, declaring the results 'insanely epic' before signing off for a week-long vacation. A handful of regulars piled on with jokes about stealing his bandwidth and jealousy over their own slower connections. Nothing deep here — just a snapshot of everyday forum banter and the era's obsession with speedtest bragging rights.
So comcast did some work in my area, OMFG this is insanely epic, anyone with comcast run your speed test you will want to sex yourself.— hunterbrute224
imma steal ur internehtz tonight. you betta watch out.— bobbafett07
Sucks. And why is this happening? =\— The Moose
For industry!
A guy named Industry demanded an absurd photoshop, and Seaking actually delivered it.
A short-lived Off-Topic gag thread where user Seaking answers a bizarre photoshop request from a member named Industry (something involving Seaking, a three-legged unicorn, a marching band snare, and heavy metal bands with lights). The result gets a few laughs and 'nice photoshopping' comments before the thread was closed by moderator PaRaNoID for flaming. A classic quick-hit joke thread typical of the forum's Off-Topic section.
a good seaking photshop would be like seaking riding a 3 legged unicorn playing the marching band snare with a bunch of heavy metal bands playing in the background, plus a bnuch of lights and stuff!!!— Industry
this is pure hot steamy sexual pleasure.... goodjob seaking lol— Industry
wrong section haha.— jcomp6
HEY CHECK THIS its about WEED, Legalize it
A 2009 phone-hotline campaign to legalize weed hits the forum and instantly gets roasted.
Member dakota posted a call-in campaign urging people to phone a hotline to petition President Obama to legalize marijuana, framing it as a real, non-joke effort. The thread quickly devolved into skepticism and mockery, with regulars doubting any president would act on it and one member declaring legalization would spell 'the end of the fkn world.' It's a small, dated snapshot of 2009 political chatter mixed with typical off-topic forum snark.
this is legit not a prank or anything.— dakota
sorry but BS a president would never do it lol 1 mil would be easy— Insanityrains
this is fucking pathetic.. if marijuana gets legalized, it's the end of the fkn world.— timem604
Lets see how high we can count :D
A guy tried to restart the classic counting thread — it lasted four posts before staff shut it down as a repost.
A member named RNK kicked off yet another 'let's count' filler thread in General Discussion, only to be immediately called out by regulars for duplicating an existing topic. A link to the original counting thread was dropped, Fopje asked people to just report it, and moderator NIX closed it minutes later with a boilerplate 'closed' notice. A tiny, mundane slice of forum life — low effort thread, fast community self-policing, quick mod hammer.
we already have a topic like this :)— [1K] Justin Bieber
so lets do it again niggah— RNK
guys, please just report the thread so it gets closed :)— [FkN] Fopje
Thread of Sweet Deals!
Free tacos, free razors, and a free Amazon credit — the Christmas 2009 thread where fkn0wned members hunted real-world freebies instead of cheats
Started by member McCallum on Christmas Day 2009, this thread was a community-curated list of legitimate freebie and coupon deals (a $4 Amazon Video credit, free Taco Bell tacos, a free Gillette razor, a free Aveeno tote bag, a free whistle, and free dried plums) rather than anything cheat- or hack-related. It's a low-drama, cozy holiday-season thread with a handful of members chiming in with thanks and jokes, showing the lighter, everyday side of the forum outside its gaming/warez focus. Short-lived — only a handful of replies over a couple of days — but a nice snapshot of forum culture and camaraderie during the holidays.
Woo taco.— Unbeliveable
Taco FTW!— McCallum
I don't either, but I found out about this deal and figured it wouldn't hurt to try it out.— McCallum
The Last Post Wins! (2)
A classic 'last post wins' meme thread that got smacked shut by staff in under 90 minutes flat.
A lighthearted spam-bait thread in General Discussion where members raced to claim the final post with 'winning' memes (Charlie Sheen references included). It lasted barely half a dozen replies before a moderator locked it with a snarky 'WINRAR' closure notice. A VIP and a 1K Club member both chimed in before the hammer dropped, capturing the low-stakes, jokey energy of GD at the time.
The last person to post in this thread wins!— Grim
I WIN!— ojj321
WINRAR, do no make another!— [FkN] Nick
New Tattoo
A member shows off his fresh neck ink and gets roasted for it
Member 'Ryan' (a.k.a. .:XxX:.) posted photos of matching Christmas tattoos he and his girlfriend got, sparking the usual mix of compliments, ribbing, and skepticism typical of the General Discussion board. Regulars chimed in about the pain of a neck tattoo, joked about visible acne in the photos, and speculated on how the ink would age. A couple of established names, including co-manager Shifty and staff member miLLer, dropped in, giving it a bit more weight than a typical off-topic post.
Damn I would never get 1 on my neck, I bet that hurt like a bitch.— Shifty
pussy. scared of a little pain?— olie22
Wonder what's it gonna look like when you grow old.— Exodus
The "Official" Story of Spam
The mock-epic origin myth of Fkn0wned.com — TuxifieD, the Great Spammer Wars, and the legendary U.S.P.S.
A staff member named Industry posted a tongue-in-cheek mythologized history of the site, framing founder TuxifieD and moderator Shifty as heroes battling a fictional spammer faction dubbed 'U.S.P.S' (United Spammers Posting Shit). The tale humorously covers the founding of the Super Moderator and Admin ranks as defenses against spam floods, name-dropping Malware as a respected former Smod/Admin. The post ends with a practical checklist of questions members should ask themselves before starting a new thread, aimed at curbing low-effort posting. It's part joke, part community lore, part rules reminder — clearly intended as a sticky.
He felt like Hercules fighting the hydra!— Industry
United Spammers Posting Shit— Industry
if you stop typing and turn your speakers up very loud you can hear the distant screams of rage and clicking of the "post thread" button in the wind— Industry
Breaking a Nokia N73
A dead phone, a dog, and a forum's collective bad ideas for destroying it
Member Goodger posted about deliberately destroying a (battery-less) Nokia N73 with mates for fun, promising more phone-smashing videos to come. The thread quickly turned into a lighthearted brainstorm of increasingly absurd destruction methods — blenders, ovens, hammers, even feeding it to a dog — with Goodger confirming he'd already tried the dog method and floating a 'sparkler bomb' idea next. A small, silly, very General Discussion moment of early-2010s forum goofing around.
Yes this is a real phone rofl, not a fake one, watch us mess it up xD— Goodger
did u actually ask ur dog to eat it -.-— SnEaKyJoKER
Sounds like good plans from you people, i think i might make a sparkler bomb out of one lol— Goodger
The 'Now Playing' Thread
Seven pages of 2007 forum kids sharing whatever was stuck in their headphones — from Thrice to Lupe Fiasco to Wu-Tang.
A long-running Off-Topic staple where members just posted whatever song they were listening to at the moment, no real debate or drama, just a casual running log of mid/late-2000s music taste. Genres bounce all over the place — screamo/post-hardcore (Thrice), gangsta rap (Dr. Dre, Bone Thugs), pop-punk (Paramore), and fresh releases like Lupe Fiasco's 'The Cool' getting hyped the day it dropped. It's a low-stakes, feel-good community thread that mostly shows off the personalities and profile flair (custom titles, group ranks) of regular posters.
Lupe Fiasco's The Cool (came out today its fucking awesome) i love Superstar— dainbramaged
Paramore - Misery Business <33— Exodus
wu tang clan - rushing elephants— LoRd Ragealot