Off-Topic Gold
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N.W.O (New World Order) conspiracy debate
A noob drops the RFID-chip-and-concentration-camp conspiracy talk in Serious Discussion, forum promptly does not take it seriously.
GrayJay opened a Serious Discussion thread laying out early New World Order conspiracy talking points — government microchipping, secret concentration camps, and warrantless searches under the Patriot Act — asking for the community's honest take. Regulars mostly pushed back with skepticism, comparing it to Y2K-style panic, while a few added tangents (RFID use in shipping, historical WWII-era Japanese internment, a soldier's account of military ID chipping and Angel Island detention history). One member joked he just wanted a thread about the wrestling stable nWo instead. It's a fairly tame, mildly earnest off-topic debate typical of the board's 'Serious Discussion' section, ending in a shrug rather than any real conclusion.
i thought this thread was gonna be about Wrestling NWO :(— thejah
do you think the usa governement honestly gives a shit about you? of course not.— Speedo
im glad im canadian!— cixxa
krakowwak1's MyBrute Callout Flops in the Programming Board
A new member posted a MyBrute link as a 'challenge' — the forum was not impressed.
A low-post-count member named krakowwak1 posted a link to his MyBrute (a browser-based fighting game) profile as a challenge to the forum. It landed with a thud: a VIP member called him an idiot and suggested a ban, while others just chimed in with dismissive one-liners over the following months. A minor, mostly forgotten thread in the Programming subforum that says more about forum culture than programming.
Wow dude your an idiot. Someone needs to ban him.— TheGrapist
i won— tactical101
lol— tsk09
3DS Max 9 Giveaway Thread
The thread where a $4000 piece of software got passed around like candy on page 3.
A long-running thread in the Red Light District's Software subforum centered on sharing access to Autodesk 3DS Max 9, a professional 3D modeling program the OP valued at $4000. By this third page, the thread had settled into a steady rhythm of low-post-count members dropping by just to say thanks and unlock hidden content. The vibe is classic late-2000s warez-forum courtesy culture — quick 'thanks' posts, Xfire handles in signatures, and a couple of over-the-top reactions calling it their 'new god'.
MY NEW GOD!— xStJimmyx
unhide ty— goofu
thanks— Famousss
Satellite TV for PC - Elite Edition warez share thread
An 11-page thread of members endlessly bumping for a re-up of a $350 'watch TV on your PC' program
This was a long-running download-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Software section, offering a cracked/shared copy of a commercial 'Satellite TV for PC' program originally sold for $350. By the time this final page rolls around (page 11, early Feb 2008) the original link is dead, and the thread has devolved into a steady stream of members saying thanks, bumping for a reupload, or just posting one-word replies like 'unhide' and 'w00t'. It captures the classic warez-thread lifecycle of a defunct forum: initial hype, months of gratitude replies, then slow decay into dead-link bumps nobody ever fixes.
Link doesnt work anymore, can someone pm me a working link or reupload it again. Thanks. -Glynix— glynix
bump for reupload plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz— glynix
Do i really have to fuck you for this?— -Shikari-
Photoshop CS3 Extended Crack Thread
A crackless credit, a folder to paste into, and twenty members saying 'thx' — classic Fkn0wned software swap.
A member named Ray Teh Ak posted a supposed working crack for Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended in the Red Light District's Software subforum, noting he couldn't credit the original source since none was given. The thread quickly filled with the forum's standard reply culture: dozens of short 'thanks', 'ty', and 'unhide' posts from members hunting for hidden download content, plus a couple of skeptical or teasing replies. It's a pretty ordinary piece of the forum's software-sharing ecosystem circa late 2007, notable mostly for the sheer volume of one-line 'thx' replies typical of hidden-content threads on Fkn0wned.
I would put credits, but no credits were even posted :S— Ray Teh Ak
please work T_______T— Chivi
o rly?— thesource
WindowBlinds v6.0 Warez Share (Dead Link)
A classic warez-board relic: cracked Windows skinning software, a chorus of 'ty', and a dead link by page's end
A 2007 post in the Red Light District > Software section sharing a cracked/enhanced copy of Stardock's WindowBlinds v6.0, a Windows visual customization tool, complete with a full changelog copy-pasted from the official release notes. The thread devolved into the typical pattern for this kind of post: a wave of 'thanks' replies, a mod-note that a duplicate post got deleted, and eventually multiple users reporting the download link was dead ('file not found'). Small, low-key thread but a perfect snapshot of the era's software-sharing culture on fkn0wned.
Toss me some points if you like!— Jack Daniels
DU R INGEN JVLA GUD— kimpa60
says "file not found"— BlueBandit
Windows Vista Ultimate x86 "Genuine" download thread
A 2007 rapidshare link to Vista Ultimate, a wall of "unhide" clicks, and one guy quietly monetizing the thank-yous.
Supervisor Sonikk posted a Rapidshare link claiming to offer a genuine copy of Windows Vista Ultimate x86, dropped in the Red Light District > Software section back in October 2007. The reply thread is the classic warez-forum ritual: dozens of members posting single-word 'unhide' or 'thanks' replies just to reveal the hidden content, with a few asking 'does this really work?' and never quite getting confirmation. Notably, Sonikk appended a sly aside asking downloaders to grab a second unrelated file to 'say thanks,' a small monetization/joke trick typical of the era. One later poster, trance144, shows as Banned by the time of their reply, hinting at the usual attrition of accounts on the board.
Feel like saying thanks for the download? Then download this file to support me:— Sonikk
does this really work— scuddzilla
Thanks, anyone know if it works or not?— cedars
Vista Transformation Pack 7.0 for XP
Turning your ugly XP desktop into fake Vista, one skin pack at a time — the January 2008 way to look cool at the LAN cafe.
A member named aKari posted screenshots promoting a Windows XP-to-Vista visual transformation pack, complete with custom boot screens, logon screens, and desktop shots. The replies are short and appreciative, with members asking about system requirements and thanking the poster, typical of a small file-sharing/appearance-mod thread in the Red Light District's Software subforum. It's a low-drama, high-nostalgia snapshot of the era when making XP 'look like Vista' was a popular pastime.
looks awesome! hope it works! thanks— goofu
Do I need the 512 MB RAM?— IGotPwned :[
unhide, hope this works— Smeagle399
FrostWire 4.13.1.7 BETA share thread
MiZZun0 drops a FrostWire beta and the whole thread just wants to know if it's really 'blue' and if it works better than LimeWire
A 2007 Software subforum post where user MiZZun0 shared a beta build of FrostWire, pitched simply as a better, blue-skinned alternative to LimeWire with no missing hosts. The thread is a typical low-key file-sharing share-and-thank-you chain, with members reacting positively, asking about themes and a rumored 'FrostWire Pro,' and a couple of posts getting edited over unhide-tag etiquette. Nothing dramatic happened, just a small slice of the era's P2P file-sharing culture on a gaming/cheat forum.
limewire...but this works...with no missing hosts and it's blue— MiZZun0
yeah I use thios like ages, It's a very good program, much better than Limewire ( the skin and speed )— rnie
what the fuck did i have to unhide that for?— house_Fly
Kaspersky Anti-Virus v7.0.0.125 + Keygen thread
A cracked antivirus, dozens of 'thanks' posts, and one guy quietly noting all the links were dead
A Software-board post from a member named anarchie65 offered a cracked release of Kaspersky Anti-Virus/Internet Security 7.0.0.125 along with keys, dressed up with promo screenshots and marketing copy lifted from Kaspersky's own site. The thread quickly filled with the classic warez-forum ritual of dozens of members posting one-word 'thanks', 'unhide', and 'ty' replies to unlock hidden download content. By late September some users reported that all the mirror links were returning 'file not found', a common fate for these old hosted-file threads. It's a pretty typical time capsule of the site's Red Light District > Software section and its 'gotta say thanks to see the links' culture.
A SIMPLE THANK'S IS MUCH APPRECIATED =) PM me if you need any help! I Put a lot of effort on this topic. check how many mirrors! all you have to do is... to say thanks =)— anarchie65
it says "file not found" for EVERY link =\ is this just me?— Ray Teh Ak
Purge thow Maleware from thy Noble Compy— 3dstz
Adobe CS3 Keygen Collection!
A pirated Adobe CS3 keygen thread that ran three pages deep on quiet 'thanks' posts and a Kaspersky trojan scare
A 2007 Red Light District / Software thread where user fouine posted a collection of keygens for Adobe CS3. The bulk of the thread is the classic drive-by download-thread pattern: dozens of members dropping in months apart just to say thanks, ask if Premiere Pro was included, or bump the topic. Near the end one poster flags that Kaspersky is flagging the file as a trojan, a common and telling moment for these old warez threads. Nothing dramatic happened beyond the usual software-sharing shuffle, but it's a solid time capsule of how these download threads lived and died.
rofl i love kaspersky internet security!! this is a fucking trojan!!!— __yess__
Premiere pro in there?— ohmybiscuits
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!— Igot2balls
[HTTP] M'zoft Office 2003 78MB 1-Link Share
A member dumps a wall of marketing copy and a single download link — and the whole thread is just people saying thanks for their school projects.
Posted in the Software subforum of Red Light District, this is a classic warez-sharing thread where staff member Geist (aka Connor) offered a single-link download of Microsoft Office 2003, padded out with a long block of copied Microsoft marketing text describing each program in the suite. The replies are almost entirely short 'ty' / 'thanks' posts from members grateful for a free office suite, with one member even asking to be made moderator of the Software section. It's a snapshot of the low-effort, high-utility file-sharing culture typical of mid-2000s gaming forums' 'basement' sections.
omg i soo need this for school projects ty— mystical1
Request to be mod in "software"— prinz
ty s0000000000000000000000000000 much!— Nathan2005
Rapidshare Premium Tools AIO 2007!
A 2007 grab-bag of every Rapidshare leech/downloader tool anyone could want — and a five-page line of members just saying 'thanks' and 'unhide please.'
A post in the Software subforum of the Red Light District section, where user prinz shared a big compiled list of Rapidshare-related utilities (leechers, downloaders, IP hiders, proxy tools, etc.) branded as a 2007 'AIO Pack'. The thread ran to at least five pages of replies, most of them one-line reactions ('ty', 'unhide please', 'nice') as members thanked the poster or asked to see the hidden download content. It's a pretty typical slice of the era's warez/file-sharing culture on the forum, with regular members and even a staffer (laptops) dropping by to comment.
Aw no CC gen this time— !nv!s!on
unhide please— jorskobe
Very intresting I hope this works.— Arctic
Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007 Warez Thread
Two pages of forum members just saying 'thanks' for a pirated Office 2007 download link, 2007-2008 style.
A software-sharing thread in the Red Light District > Software section where an original poster (referenced as 'Shifty' by one replier) shared a download for Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007. The bulk of the thread is the classic warez-forum ritual: dozens of members bumping the thread with quick 'thanks', 'ty', 'tysm' replies to unlock or acknowledge the download, plus a couple of genuine questions about whether the 2007 version was better than Office 2003. Spans December 2007 into January 2008, capturing a snapshot of the forum's file-sharing culture and its low-effort gratitude posting norm.
Just what I needed. Thanks again, Shifty.— SheepyMilk
any better than 2003?— dainbramaged
wonder if this one works— guitarscott
Porn Paradise Megathread: My Friend's Hot Mom (Page 11)
An 11-page image megathread that just kept getting bumped with one-word 'thx' posts for over a year.
This was the tail end (page 11 of 11) of a long-running 'Porn Paradise' megathread on the fkn0wned/Gametration forum, a spot where members shared adult image/video content behind a wall of quick replies. By this stretch the thread had devolved into a simple bump ritual — dozens of members dropping single-word thanks ('thx', 'unhide', 'nice', 'n1') just to unlock or acknowledge the shared content. It's a good snapshot of the era's forum culture: gaming handles, Xfire tags, and cheat-scene regulars mixing in the NSFW section between Counter-Strike talk.
Ok lets go— Jebus AUS
thanks a lot my friend— hindipayan
n1— RadoX
Raven Riley Video Pack Thread
16 videos, 1.35GB, one thread — and a wall of noobs saying 'ty' for two years straight.
A long-running Porn Paradise thread sharing a Raven Riley video pack, seen here on its final page of replies from early 2008. The content itself is unremarkable by forum standards — it's the reply pattern that's the real artifact: page after page of one-word 'thanks', 'unhide', 'ty', and 'leech' posts from members just trying to unlock the download. A perfect snapshot of the low-effort bump culture that kept these R18 sections alive.
we don't want raged parents coming onto the forum thanks
Not Rahpe! its Surprise Sex!— MostWanter
gff— Bamboo
Raven Riley & Brooke Skye RapidShare thread
A one-image RapidShare post that kept CS 1.6 and CS:S regulars saying 'ty' for weeks on end.
A member named Guru posted a single linked image/video (hosted via RapidShare) featuring adult performers Raven Riley and Brooke Skye in the forum's adults-only Porn Paradise section. The thread quickly filled with the era's typical low-effort bump culture — dozens of members dropping quick 'thanks', 'nice', 'sweet', and similar one-liners just to acknowledge or bump the link. It's a fairly unremarkable but representative example of the image/video sharing threads that filled this section, notable mainly for the sheer number of regulars who passed through to comment.
Both of them are SO hot!— Kiingy
i <3 you and raven riley!— Gund3rt
i dig these vids just to let yah kno lol— ballistic
Young & Anal 5 (2007) file-share post
A one-line porn-DVD dump in the Porn Paradise basement, kept alive by a decade of 'ty' and 'unhide' replies.
This is a low-effort adult-content sharing post in the age-gated 'Porn Paradise' subforum, where a member posted promotional blurb and download links for a 2007 adult film. The bulk of the thread is the classic filesharing-forum ritual: dozens of members bumping the thread with one-word replies ('unhide', 'ty', 'thx', 'wank time!') just to unlock the hidden download links. It's not really about the content itself so much as it captures the mundane, slightly seedy corner of the forum where teens on a cheat/gaming site rubbed shoulders with adult content behind a disclaimer wall.
wank time!— ryboy
eep eep who ate the sheep— eep eep who ate ... eep eep who ate the sheep
unhide— homelesshobo
Rickrolled on WC3
One member got rickrolled inside a Warcraft 3 custom map — and everyone else just wanted the download link.
A short, lighthearted thread where a member named OmfgzATree shares that they got rickrolled while trying to load what was supposed to be a vampirism-style Warcraft 3 custom map. Instead of drama, the replies are all good-natured laughs and requests for the map itself, with a late 2009 straggler chiming in that the same thing happened to them. A small, fun snapshot of the site's Other Games subforum and its casual, joke-around tone.
GOT RICKROLLED— OmfgzATree
Lol getting rickrolled in WC3, congrats. I want that map lol.— the unnamed majesty.
IVE HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME i have that map— tdx622
fkn rage #2: DoD:S teamkill-blocking clip
One member's Day of Defeat: Source teamkill-blocking clip had the whole thread laughing.
A short, lighthearted rage thread in the Other Games raging subforum where member mermaid00 posted a YouTube clip showing themselves 'blocking' a teamkiller in Day of Defeat: Source, played for laughs rather than genuine anger. A couple of members replied with amusement, one specifically praising the comic timing of walking away and then swooping back to block once noticed. mermaid00 promised more clips to come, capping off a tiny, good-natured exchange typical of the board's casual troll/rage culture.
hope u like it— mermaid00
nice, i love how you walked back, then when they noticed you went back to blocking it, i almost fell outta my chair laughing.. lmao— pherball
lol thnx guys and yes more to come— mermaid00
Garrys Mod 10 Rage
A guy announces he's about to make a rage video... and gets called out for posting about it instead of just doing it.
New-ish member jcomp6 (self-described 'stolen from DCXVI') hypes up an upcoming Garry's Mod rage video, describing plans to noclip into people's bases and troll them with props like dumpsters and crates. Another member jokes about turning people into crates and needling him for his absurd post count, before a Supervisor, HaSh, shows up to shut the thread down with classic forum wisdom about making threads after you've done something, not before. A short, low-stakes 'other games' thread that captures the goofy, chatty energy of the board's off-topic corners.
Make a thread after you do it, dont make a thread and tell peopel youre doing it— HaSh
Turn everyone into crates, that generally does the job.
Holy shit, dude. You've posted 58 times today alone
5 Free BF2 Keys Giveaway Thread
One guy dumps five 'mystery' Battlefield 2 keys on the forum and half the board scrambles for the scraps
A member named misterfopje posted a batch of Battlefield 2 CD keys (base game plus the Special Forces and Armored Fury/Euro Force expansions), claiming they worked online and pointedly refusing to explain their origin. The post also included a PayPal donation link, a small but telling detail of forum life at the time. What follows is a long, low-stakes thread of members just saying thanks, asking to 'unhide' the spoiler tag, or joking that the keys were surely already claimed given how many people replied. Nothing dramatic happens, it's just a snapshot of casual key-sharing culture on a mid-2000s gaming forum.
Don't ask me how I got them.. I just have them.. No Questions about it— misterfopje
I bet all of these are already in use just by the amount of kids that posted but I'll try anyways, thanks.— vermiLLion
Lol im prolly 2 late XD— rai
200 Restaurant Recipes Cookbook Share
200 stolen restaurant recipes, dropped in the Red Light District between the warez and the passwords.
A random off-topic share in the Tutorials subforum of the Red Light District: member anarchie65 posted a download for a '200 restaurant recipes' cookbook file, framed with cheesy cooking-show flair. The thread got a handful of light, appreciative one-liner replies from regulars thanking him or joking about learning to cook, with zero actual discussion of recipes. A perfectly mundane, oddly wholesome outlier tucked between all the pirated media and gaming hacks the section usually hosted.
ima teach howto cook now, ty— AveLoN
lol wow ive always wanted to cook.— [LiP]STicK.
Hahah thanks, I'm hungry— Peski-Ruski
How to Lock Your PC in Under 1 Second (Windows+L Ribbing)
A dead-simple desktop shortcut tutorial that got instantly roasted for reinventing Windows+L
A short, low-stakes tutorial posted in the Red Light District > Tutorials board showing how to make a desktop shortcut that locks a Windows PC using a built-in rundll32 command, no extra software required. The thread's real charm is the replies: multiple members quickly pointed out that pressing Windows+L does the exact same thing instantly, turning the 'tutorial' into a good-natured ribbing of the OP. It's a small, dated snapshot of everyday forum banter rather than anything dramatic.
and what will be the password??— azerone
Windows key + L would be faster;\.— trance144
Lol this turned out to be a tutorial for him.— minitureman
Biggest Boobs in the World (misfiled off-topic shitpost)
A 2007 off-topic shitpost thread that somehow got filed under 'Tutorials'
A classic off-topic goof from the General/Tutorials section where [Kc]aC!d posted links to 'world record' photos, prompting the usual chain of one-liners and gross-out replies from regulars. The thread quickly derailed into jokes about a separate 'man-tits' image and back-and-forth ribbing between members, with zero actual tutorial content despite the board it landed in. Purely a low-stakes laugh thread, notable mainly for how many old regulars and staff (Smod KZA, 5000-Club Afteryou, 3000-Club Botoxx) piled in on something this juvenile.
Lol, holy shit her nipples are almost as big as my face.— Pinoy Ninja
hmm no record for the smallest? lol.— KZA
at first I read:"biggest noobs in the world" and as I read again I got it^^— Botoxx
How to Get a Girl's Attention
A 2007 'tutorial' on picking up girls devolves into forum members roasting each other over pickup lines and setting yourself on fire
User complex posted a hidden-content 'how-to' guide (15 steps) on getting a girl's attention in the Tutorials section, requiring a reply to unlock it — a common forum trick to farm post counts. The thread mostly consists of members joking about the advice, riffing on absurd alternatives like getting naked and lighting yourself on fire, and several posters dismissing the guide as obvious 'common sense' padded out with extra words. It's a lighthearted, low-effort thread typical of the forum's off-topic tutorial spam, with regulars trading one-liners rather than serious discussion.
Get naked catch yourself on fire and dance in the street like a monkey, that will get everyones attention :D— lol
yeah you will get attention but NOT a date— complex
that was a big waste of time reading all of that, thats pretty much common sense written longer— Wtts
Blog Link Gets Called Out as Post-Count Scam
A random blog link drops, and the whole thread agrees it's probably a scam before anyone even clicks it twice.
Pr0wL3r454 shared a link to an obscure blog post about some kind of project, unsure if it was legit or old news, and invited the forum to pick it apart. The regulars piled on almost instantly, calling out the site's gated 'post count to download' gimmick as a red flag and dismissing the whole thing as a low-effort scam or self-promotion attempt. The thread devolves quickly into a few members joking about spamming the blog rather than actually testing the claim, a classic short-lived skepticism thread typical of the forum's off-topic section.
lol, "i will let you download when you got a random post count" ... who would fall for this scam?— Industry
might aswell spam his blog— 1
Ignorant kid.— [LiP]STicK.
Let's play I WANNA BE THE GUY!
A quick, cozy little throwback thread about the infamously brutal indie game that made everyone rage in 2006.
A short, low-key nostalgia thread from late 2009 where NeQx suggests everyone fire up the notoriously punishing platformer 'I Wanna Be the Guy' again 'like in the good old days.' A handful of regulars chime in with fond memories, name-drop a YouTuber known for raging at the game, and reminisce about playing it as kids. No drama, just a small slice of forum small talk.
Let's play it! Like in the good old daaaays :D— NeQx
I wanna be the guy is like ultra old in terms of popularity, I remember it was really teh hardest gaem evar in 2006, look for cloud8745's I wanna be the guy videos, he raged completely hahaha— f0wh
wah.... i miss this game.. played when i was young.. around 6-7 yrs old— SnEaKyJoKER
What mouse do you have?
A whole page of gamers arguing Razer vs Logitech like it's a religion — Fatal1ty stan h4voCK vs. everyone
A casual December 2009 General Discussion thread where members simply listed their gaming mice, sparking a mild brand-loyalty back-and-forth between Razer and Logitech fans. Razer DeathAdders, Lachesis, and Diamondbacks dominate the replies alongside Logitech MX518/G5/G500 owners, with a couple of oddballs mentioning trackpads, Magic Mice, and a 'Dynex' setup. It's a low-stakes, nostalgic slice of forum life — peripherals chat rather than drama, but a fun snapshot of era-appropriate gaming gear.
Fatal1ty Forever <333 Best mice on the market.— h4voCK
Razer makes the best mice. I recieved 2 faulty Logitech mice once, never again will I buy one.— ap3x
i hav a dynex w/ a razor keyboard i <3 my dynex— thejah
Possibly the Best Prank Call Ever
deX- shares a prank call clip and the thread immediately splits into 'lol win' vs 'that's just mean'
A quick General Discussion thread from December 2009 where member deX- linked a Break.com prank call video, calling it possibly the best one ever made. The replies were short and split down the middle — some members found it hilarious, while others felt the target of the prank was too poor to be a fair mark for the joke, sparking a brief little moral debate over what makes a prank funny versus cruel. Classic low-stakes forum banter typical of the era.
the sad thing about that is that doing it to someone as poor as that person is just cruel. now i could understand doing it to say like a middle class person, thatd be funny as shit— Emrys
WOW This is fucking mean....— PopTart
Thats the whole point!— deX-
Want a Free VPN?
j00j07 drops a 'free VPN' email trick — the crew smells sketch immediately
A member named j00j07 shared a method to snag a supposedly free VPN by emailing a promo address and waiting for 'beta acceptance' login details. The regulars, including longtime staff like vermiLLion and ap3x, were instantly suspicious ('Sketchy'), while mod NIX vouched for it as legit and useful for running his checkers, and PopTart chimed in with a screenshot as proof. A pretty ordinary slice of the forum's day-to-day: someone posts a dubious free tool, everyone clowns on it a little, and a mod's word ends up being the final say.
Sketchy.— vermiLLion
toooooooo sketchy :shiftyninja:— lulraep
This is tested by me and it works u get a reply in about a day I use it sometimes to run checkers n shit cuz I'm to lazy to restart my modem.— NIX
Blowjob Etiquette written by Kimmi
Kimmi drops a copy-pasted 'his vs hers' bit and the boys immediately clown on the punchline she claimed as her own.
A lighthearted, off-topic copypasta thread in General Discussion where forum smod Kimmi posted a tongue-in-cheek 'rules' list contrasting female and male perspectives on the topic. It gets a handful of laughs from regulars, and a small side-bit of banter breaks out when a member catches Kimmi taking credit for a line that turned out to be borrowed/inspired by another member's forum signature. Purely a joke/humor post typical of the forum's off-topic culture, not cheat- or gaming-related despite the site's focus.
I MADE THAT UP MYSELF, IM SO PRO. srs bsns— Kimmi
You probably stole that off another forum too :p hee hee hee— fkngames
I'm at my best when I'm being random.— Kimmi
Hilarious Legal Stuff
A MoparScape kid got a legal threat from Jagex and clowned them right back — Fkn0wned rejoiced
A short thread from December 2009 where user Cl1nt0n shares a link to a story about a MoparScape (private RuneScape server) fan who got threatened with a lawsuit by Jagex and publicly called them out instead of backing down. The regulars pile on with anti-Jagex mockery, comparing it to The Pirate Bay's legal battles and roasting RuneScape's playerbase and revenue model. It's a quick, low-effort but characteristic slice of the forum's General Discussion vibe — snarky, dismissive of corporate legal threats, and full of inside jabs at other games/companies.
fagex got owned— Speedo
They're just six-year-old kids stealing their parent's wallets to make it feel like they're playing WoW, which they can't because it's rated T— ap3x
LOL this made me rofl, Failex just failed even more.— PopTart
Trick or Treat! (Page 2) — Halloween 2009 plans thread
Vodka, weed, paintballing trick-or-treaters, and a mini morality war — all in one 2009 Halloween thread.
A casual General Discussion thread where members shared their Halloween 2009 plans, ranging from drinking and getting high to trick-or-treating or just hanging out with girls. It briefly derailed into a heated back-and-forth after someone mentioned shooting paintballs at trick-or-treaters, with other members calling it out as cruel, plus a few members noting Halloween isn't celebrated in their countries (Belgium, Serbia). Lighthearted, typical off-topic forum banter with some casual old-forum-era slurs and edgy humor mixed in.
A 5th of vodka,an O of bud,and a bunch of bitches Is going to be my halloween— Mystik Supeme
Wow if you seriously do that ur just a fucking fag. Grow up jesus... Il get high as fuck and drink..— beNnbeNn
We don't have halloween in serbia :(— NIX
New computer order
Paws drops 7000kr on a fresh SLI rig and the forum immediately argues about currency conversion
Member Paws shares the specs of a newly ordered gaming PC built around an ABIT Fatal1ty motherboard, Core 2 Duo E6750, and an XFX 8800GT with SLI expansion planned later. The thread quickly turns into some light ribbing and a derailment over what 'kr' actually means and how much the build cost in euros/dollars, with a couple of members chiming in about their own aging PCs. Classic small-talk General Discussion fare from December 2007, low-stakes and friendly.
Well i had a budget of 7000kr.. so.. i got this ..— Paws
buying it for 10000 kr? im gonna order or make a new pc soon cause this one is crap— asshoel50
That doesnt make any sense.— Bucketface
German Rap ?
NIX just wanted some hardstyle German rap — and got a mini crash course in Kool Savas vs. K.I.Z.
A light, off-topic General Discussion thread from December 2009 where longtime crew member NIX asked for recommendations on 'hard' German rap. Regulars chimed in with actual suggestions — Kool Savas and Hirntot Records got early nods, then kandidose pitched K.I.Z. as funnier and more ironic, sparking a small back-and-forth about which artist was better. Nothing dramatic, just a casual music-chat thread typical of the forum's downtime banter between the cheat/gaming talk.
Can somebody give me some hardstyle German rap I need to hear it lol— NIX
I love this song and basically anything else from Kool Savas.— vermiLLion
K.I.Z. is much funnier. You'll probably will think WTF they look like Nazis but they love to be ironic.— kandidose
Alternative Ways to Get High
A brand-new member's terrible idea for a thread somehow got staff replies too.
A newly registered member, fresh off getting caught trying an infamous marijuana-growing thread, proposed a thread crowdsourcing legal or household ways to get high. Staff and older members chimed in half-jokingly, tossing out household-item suggestions and dismissing them as impractical, with someone else derailing into nutmeg. It's a classic mid-2000s off-topic forum thread: a bad idea proposed earnestly by a noob, met with dry sarcasm from regulars and staff rather than any real guidance.
I was thinking that it would be a cool /good idea to maybe start a thread listing alternative ways to get high.— ROY4LTYx
Spray paint is too expensive. Might as well buy weed.— ROY4LTYx
nutmeg!— ballistic
Help Find the Name of That Movie
A guy describes one wild movie scene, and the forum actually nails the answer.
A member trying to remember a movie describes a scene where a football player scores a touchdown, tells the camera 'lifes a bitch,' and shoots himself over a mafia bet. After some ribbing for the vague description, another member correctly identifies it as 'The Professional' (Leon: The Professional) with an IMDb link, earning thanks and rep. The thread wraps with some lighthearted riffing on the scene and nostalgic comments about the film.
lifes a bitch— .:XxX:.
HAHAAHAH WTF Dont know what it is but it sounds like an awesome movie.— HaSh
When Natalie Portman was still a virgin lol.— Peski-Ruski
Favorite Nickelodeon Show Nostalgia Thread
A whole forum full of cheat-scene tough guys arguing over Spongebob vs. Hey Arnold
A lighthearted off-topic thread in General Discussion where Junnyerr asked members to share their favorite childhood Nickelodeon shows, kicking things off with Hey Arnold!. Regulars piled in with nostalgic picks like Spongebob SquarePants, Invader Zim, CatDog, and Rocket Power, with some good-natured ribbing about age and taste along the way. A stray Dragon Ball Z shoutout sparked a brief correction that it wasn't even a Nick show. Pure nostalgia filler thread, a nice break from the site's usual cheat/gaming focus.
what are you 7— ap3x
Arnolds grandpa cuz hes got balls as his chin, and a penis as his head.— deX-
lol not a nick tv show, thats what, cartoon network??— Emrys
HELP ME (hair dye thread)
A guy with jet-black hair begs Fkn0wned to explain why his red dye job won't take — chaos and roasting ensues.
Member jorskobe posts in General Discussion asking why a red hair dye kit isn't working on his naturally dark black hair, and how to dye it at home without going to a salon. The thread quickly turns into good-natured mockery, with members suggesting markers, spray dye, or just going to a barber, and a staff member ('miLLer') razzing him for wanting to dye his hair red at all. It ends unresolved, with a suggestion to just try a different brand.
firstly... why the fuck would you dye your hair red *cough* ginger, its like you're asking for abuse... so i guess you pretty much kapwnt yourself.— miLLer
just use some texta's colour it in haha.— jcomp6
If you film it you could send it into You've been framed, get 200 and spend it on a new hair-do!— sammo
Ping! - troubleshooting a laggy Virgin connection
A guy's ping was through the roof, and the whole forum showed up to diagnose his router, his wireless, and possibly his sanity.
Member Nutt asked for help with high ping and sluggish internet despite decent download speeds on his UK Virgin Media connection. A string of regulars chimed in troubleshooting the usual suspects — wireless signal strength, router congestion, GPU (ruled out), and firmware — with speedtest.net screenshots posted as evidence. It's a classic mundane tech-support thread livened up by a cheeky mod, a joking troll reply, and a random derail at the end where someone brings up an unrelated fishing minigame called 'Pong!'.
dude ur a reard if u get high ping at those speeds the server is not in ur counrty— olie22
gpu's have nothing to do with connections speeds lol, it is probly your wireless— ballistic
Pong! Sorry, its a fishing-bite style game.. Anyone else played it?— rynth
The Ke$ha "Nude" Pic Thread
A linked pic, twenty verdicts, and universal agreement: not impressed.
A user posted a supposedly leaked nude photo of pop singer Ke$ha in General Discussion, and the thread devolved into a pile-on of members roasting the picture and the celebrity herself rather than actually caring about the leak. Regulars showed up mainly to declare the photo old news, fake, or unflattering, with one member flatly noting it wasn't even a nude at all. It's a snapshot of typical mid-2010 tabloid-gossip shitposting on the forum, low effort but high participation from a wide mix of ranked members.
That's not a nude at all. False Title.— vermiLLion
meh but no tits— ap3x
I must say I give her props for making her self look pretty hot with makeup.— Repulse
Favourite ever (song thread)
Old fkn0wned crew drop their all-time favourite tracks — Prodigy, Avenged Sevenfold, and a lot of genre-hopping indecision
A casual off-topic thread from April 2009 in the General Discussion board, started by jonneh28 asking members to name their favourite ever song. Replies ranged across DnB, hip-hop, Avenged Sevenfold, Prodigy, and Pet Shop Boys, with most people admitting they couldn't pick just one. Nothing dramatic here — just a laid-back music chat typical of the forum's downtime banter between the gaming and cheat-scene talk.
Damn that one is hella tough Don't think i have one favorite song :\ listen to too many bands and it changes constantly..— lam3r
Prodigy - Firestarter , Baby's got temper , Smack My Bitch up ...— sto0ka
That is a tough one... might be Love etc - Pet Shop Boys..... or The omen by prodigy— Spaz
Fist Pumping Baby
A random viral baby video becomes low-stakes forum comedy gold, complete with a Kimmi prophecy about the kid growing up skinhead.
Kasper5150 posts a silly viral clip of a baby fist-pumping in a car seat, and the thread turns into quick throwaway banter typical of General Discussion filler threads. A few regulars point out they'd already seen it circulating elsewhere (referenced as 'RWJ'), and long-time member Kimmi jokes the baby is destined to grow up into some kind of extremist type, prompting mild pushback and laughs. Nothing deep here — just a snapshot of the community's casual, joke-heavy rapport between well-known crew and staff members.
That baby's cute, wow. Wanna bet it's going to be some faggot (harc0re, skinhead, racist, everythin') later. :p— Kimmi
kasper n kimmi post the best shit— NIX
wtf is rwj— kasper5150
so I'm definitely browsing fkn... ON MY NEW IPOD TOUCH!!!!
Late-2007 members brag about their brand new iPod Touches, Zunes 'won' by cheating on Xbox Live, and a used PSP that can't call people.
A late-2007 General Discussion thread where members show off new gadgets, mainly the freshly-released iPod Touch, comparing storage sizes, dead pixels, and glitchy synced songs. One poster casually mentions owning six Zunes obtained through cheating on Xbox Live, treating them as spare hard drives rather than music players. The tone is casual off-topic banter typical of the era, with some griping about warranty issues and a stray reference to a 'fuck double post' quote from another member.
I have 6 zunes, got them by cheating club live...............they are awesome...i use most of em as external hard drives— LoG1c
So you wouldnt mind giving me one? Anyway Ive just got a used psp, i like it a lot, it cant call people, but it can do a lot other stuff.— valucard
Can someone jailbeak this? for what reason? what u need unlocked lawlers— CoryZ
Would You Tap...Her, Her, Her or Her? (Season 2)
Elisha Cuthbert vs. Adriana Lima vs. Jessica Alba vs. Lexi Belle — the poll thread that split the forum's guys down the middle.
A lighthearted General Discussion poll thread from April 2009 asking members to pick their favorite among four celebrities/models: Elisha Cuthbert, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, and Lexi Belle. It's a classic 'hot or not' style time-waster thread, part of a recurring 'Season' series on the board, with members casually voting and bantering. Elisha Cuthbert ran away with the poll, and one member called out the whole exercise as pointless since 'you guys would take any pussy offered to you.'
You guys would take any pussy offered to you, so this poll is pointless.— Gospel
omg...Lexy Bell is the winner :X— night_robi
you should put "all of them" as an option— monopoly171
Check Out My Cool Poison Ivy Bubble
A guy posts a photo of his poison ivy blister and the forum takes it exactly nowhere good.
A member named QuaXz posted an image-shack link to a photo of a poison ivy blister on his wrist, and the thread devolved into the usual off-topic pile-on: jokes about popping it, monitor jabs, gross-out humor, and a couple of staff/mods weighing in with mock concern. It's a pure time-waster thread typical of the General Discussion board rather than anything about gaming or cheats, capturing the casual, juvenile, and slightly gross humor of the community's downtime chatter.
I hear cumming on it produces great results! maybe try do that and provide pics once done?— [FkN] Nick
Dude I'd go see a doctor about it, he can get sum surgical gear and pop that nigger, also are u taking meds— [FkN] NIX
I think it needs a hug— mrclutch
What Type of Porn Do U Fap To?
The classic off-topic forum icebreaker nobody could resist answering.
A lighthearted, juvenile off-topic thread in General Discussion where NIX asked members to share their porn preferences, and the community obliged with a mix of jokes, deflections, and mild flirting with drama. Regulars traded quips about girlfriends, shemale porn confessions, and a brief spat between Kimmi and Suiseiseki over age and maturity. Pure filler banter typical of a gaming forum's off-topic corner, with the usual cast of crew members and VIPs chiming in.
I honestly watch shemale porn— f0wh
You're like 10 only thing you'll be doing with her is kissing her on the cheek and holding her hand— Suiseiseki
Much alotted you amassed have contained thinking knowledge giveth but little holdeth thou— Suiseiseki
Does Your ISP Offer Sex (Comcast Speed Boost Hype Thread)
Comcast did some upgrades and one staffer basically proposed marriage to his new download speeds.
A quick, goofy November 2007 thread in General Discussion where staff member hunterbrute224 excitedly posted a string of speedtest.net screenshots after Comcast upgraded infrastructure in his area, declaring the results 'insanely epic' before signing off for a week-long vacation. A handful of regulars piled on with jokes about stealing his bandwidth and jealousy over their own slower connections. Nothing deep here — just a snapshot of everyday forum banter and the era's obsession with speedtest bragging rights.
So comcast did some work in my area, OMFG this is insanely epic, anyone with comcast run your speed test you will want to sex yourself.— hunterbrute224
imma steal ur internehtz tonight. you betta watch out.— bobbafett07
Sucks. And why is this happening? =\— The Moose
Remote-upload Rapidshare Trouble
sammo can't get RapidShare remote-upload to work, and the thread mostly just roasts him for it
A member named sammo asks for help with RapidShare's remote-upload feature, which kept telling him the URL was invalid despite pasting working links from warez-bb. Fellow members poke fun at his troubleshooting attempts and question whose premium account he was even using, while staffer Don Ruski (Peski) gets called out by name and jokingly plays along. A pretty ordinary tech-support gripe thread that turns into some light ribbing, typical of the forum's off-topic banter.
rapidshare.com isn't a valid url. Anybody know what im doing.— sammo
also your RS premium is goneski's ??— jcomp6
You tried to say Peski?— Don Ruski