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Crazy Things Are Happening in America.. (the Bible derail)

A doomsday video spirals into an unsolicited sermon, and half the staff shows up to say 'no thanks.'

What started as a thread about 'crazy things happening in America' turned into an impromptu religious debate after a member (Eyon99999) tried to convert the thread with Bible prophecy talk. Several long-time members and staff — TripleD, NigelStrawberry, デイブ, d0t1q, and TheJah — pushed back, ranging from dismissive one-liners to a more measured plea to not let the thread devolve into a religion-pushing argument. It's a classic slice of forum culture: an off-topic derail handled with sarcasm, mild mockery, and a mod stepping in to keep the peace without shutting it down entirely.

1/10 made me read— TripleD

They are vague fairy tales that can be partially applied to one of infinite occurrences in life.— NigelStrawberry

im all into Christianity myself but even i kno better to judge and condemn people— TheJah

Gaming PCs - Serious Discussion

Build it yourself or buy it? Fkn0wned's old guard weighs in on the eternal PC-building debate.

A casual, helpful thread in the General Discussion section where members traded advice on building versus buying a gaming PC. Regulars pointed newcomers toward pre-built vendors (Digital Storm, iBuyPower, CyberPower, Alienware) and tools like PCPartPicker, while others made the case that building your own rig was cheaper and more educational. Nothing dramatic here—just an ordinary slice of the forum's tech-help culture, with VIPs and staff (like Jeremy of the FkN Crew) chiming in alongside regular members.

Building the computer yourself is a lot cheaper than buying it from somebody company cuz essentially you pay for time and labor to build the PC— mint

www.pcpartpicker.com << basically you input what you want.. then they search the cheapest website where you can buy them.— Kaminari

Why not... amazon? , buy the pc piece by piece— Jony113

Your 10 Favorite Members

The thread where fkn0wned regulars shouted out their favorite crew members — and Mickey's signature spoiler tags nearly broke the page

A lighthearted community thread in General Discussion where members listed off their favorite fellow forum-goers. Posts from [FkN] Crew regulars デイブ (Dave) and Mickey show off classic mid-2010s forum culture: elaborate custom signatures, spoiler-tagged 'vouch' logs from trading/trust history, and casual banter about Skype vs. Steam for staff communication. The thread doubles as a nostalgic snapshot of the site's social scene and its trading/vouch subculture.

Im only active on steam nigga— デイブ

My steam is banned nigga + all the other staff uses skype, so go make one dammy— Mickey

Going To Buy a New Phone, Which One?

An old-school phone shopping thread — S3 vs S4, contract pricing, and a Dazed and Confused quote in someone's signature.

A General Discussion thread where a member weighs buying a new smartphone, asking fellow forum-goers for advice between the Samsung Galaxy S3 and S4 and how much storage they'd need. Another member, Baton (a VIP-ranked regular with over 1,500 posts), chimes in with real-world pricing details from a 2-year contract purchase. Pretty mundane, everyday tech-shopping chatter typical of the forum's General section, with Baton's signature quote adding some personality.

The prices I listed (which were $50 and $200 respectively) are the prices for when buying the phones with a new 2-year contract.— Baton

that's what I like about these high school girls, man; I get older, they stay the same age.— Baton

Business Trip in Hawaii

A member brags about Hawaii scenery and moonlighting on Apple's servers, mid-2013.

A short General Discussion thread where a member shared photos or comments about a work trip to Hawaii, prompting small talk about the water and scenery. Member S3AN chimed in describing his networking/server job, mentioning a contract upgrading Apple's servers, networks, and POS systems. It's a low-key personal life-sharing thread typical of the forum's casual off-topic culture.

really amazing water, btw what do you work? I mainly do networking and servers. But right now contracted to apple for replacing and upgrading all tgeir servers and networks andupgrading tgeir P.O.S systems.— S3AN

Staff Nudes Leaked in VIP [Informations inside]

The thread title alone probably got half the forum clicking before mods could blink.

A General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned Forum with a title claiming leaked nudes of staff members had appeared in the VIP section, promising 'informations inside.' Only the site chrome and navigation survive in this archive; the actual thread content, replies, and any staff response are lost. Threads like this were typical of the forum's chaotic mix of drama, VIP-section gossip, and clickbait-style titles designed to stir controversy.

!!!4K Post!!! (Jah on a Adventure) - General Discussion

One member's 4,000th post turned into a full-blown 'Jah goes on an adventure' saga.

A milestone thread celebrating a long-time member (Jah) hitting their 4,000th post, apparently framed around some kind of running 'adventure' bit or joke thread format. This kind of post-count celebration was a General Discussion staple on Fkn0wned, used to mark tenure and community standing. The thread itself sits within the forum's General category, alongside sections for Leechers Galore, Gaming Market, and Security & Hacking, giving a sense of the site's broader cheat-scene/gaming culture.

What is your main OS? - General Discussion

A classic 'which OS do you run' poll thread from the old Fkn0wned board — the internet's most eternal small talk.

A casual General Discussion thread where members traded answers about their primary operating system, the kind of low-stakes filler thread that kept a cheat-scene forum's community section ticking between the real action in the hacking and gaming boards. No real drama here, just members chiming in with their setups. Notable mostly as a snapshot of the everyday, off-topic chatter that filled Fkn0wned's General board alongside its cheat database and market sections.

What Personality are You???

An old-school forum personality quiz thread — pure early-2010s time-waster energy.

A lighthearted General Discussion thread on the Fkn0wned forum inviting members to take or discuss a 'what personality are you' style quiz. Typical of the community's off-topic chatter between cheat/hack talk, gaming, and market posts — a low-stakes bonding thread rather than anything technical or dramatic. No major drama or notable operational content, just members hanging out.

Maxmoefoe - Funny Surnames 4 Prank Call

Someone needed goofy surnames for a Maxmoefoe-style prank call bit — the thread that turned into a name-brainstorm free-for-all.

A General Discussion thread where members riffed on funny/absurd surnames to use for prank calls, apparently inspired by YouTube prankster Maxmoefoe's videos. Typical low-stakes, jokey off-topic banter that filled out the General board rather than anything to do with cheats or hacking. Captures the casual, meme-y side of the forum outside the gaming/security sections.

Asking Guys For Sex (Social Experiment)

A YouTube-style 'social experiment' bait thread lands in General Discussion

A thread posted in the General Discussion section referencing a 'social experiment' style video/prank about asking guys for sex, a genre popular in early-2010s YouTube prank culture. The surviving content is mostly forum navigation and category listings rather than actual post bodies, so little discussion detail remains. It sits alongside the forum's usual mix of gaming, cheat databases, and general off-topic banter typical of fkn0wned's General category.

Asking 100 Girls For Sex (Social Experiment) video thread

A viral prank video shows up in General Discussion — cue the peanut gallery.

This was a General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned Forum sharing/reacting to a 'social experiment' style YouTube video where someone approaches 100 women asking for sex, a genre of viral prank content that was common on the internet in the early 2010s. The actual page content is mostly just forum navigation and section links, so little of the real discussion survives in this archive. It sat in the same General board alongside the 'Leechers Galore' and 'Porn Paradise' subforums typical of this cheat-scene/gaming community.