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hacking runescape
A kid wants to hack his brother's friends' RuneScape accounts — the forum politely tells him that's not really a thing
A newer member asks in the Requests section for a way to hack RuneScape accounts, ostensibly for his brother, hoping for a brute-force password program. Regular members respond that brute forcing doesn't really work due to login attempt limits and point him toward keylogging tutorials instead, while one member (later banned) questions whether the request even belongs in that section. It's a pretty low-stakes, mundane thread typical of the era's 'can someone hack X for me' requests, with a mod-adjacent member reminding everyone this is meant to be a warez/software request board.
i wanna try to hack some peoples runescape accounts for my bro who plays.— ohsnap999
Keylogging is your only option, there is no possible way of hacking RuneScape, and it has never been done or proved that there is.— Guru_Danny
Is this a Hack Request Section? I think its Software, Music & Games Request Section— Keskin^
World of Warcraft Hack Program (Item Creator / Stat Changer) Request
A guy asks for a WoW 'item creator' hack — the whole thread turns into a lesson on why it's almost certainly a virus
A member named Dempabil requests a supposed WoW hack ('WoW Item Creator v2.2.3' or 'WoW Stat Changer 2.0') he'd seen hyped on YouTube. Other members quickly pile on to explain that stats/items are server-side in WoW, so such 'hacks' are almost certainly fake or malware, with one poster listing the actual legit categories of WoW hacks that existed at the time (speedhacks, bots, teleports, etc). The thread is a small, fairly civil back-and-forth typical of the Requests subforum, ending without the OP ever getting what he wanted.
There is no such thing as item spawner, gold hack, xp hack, level hack, stat hack etc. If you find stuff like that, I guarentee you, its a virus.— .:ĐĐĐ:.
I dont think you can hack wow. If you find a wow hack its probably virus— banak
He probably used admin commands on a private server. that program is bogus.— Crxss
Ali G in the House - Soundtrack Request
A guy just wanted that one Ali G movie song, and the forum actually delivered.
A small, low-stakes request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where user olie22 asked for help identifying a song from 'Ali G Indahouse' (the 'wicked wicked' track). Kida quickly posted the full soundtrack listing, olie22 confirmed the song was 'Incredible,' and a handful of other members chimed in with quick thanks. A quiet, friendly slice of everyday forum life rather than any drama or notable event.
i want the wicked wicked song but i dont even know who made it or whats its called— olie22
Aaaaaiight, tnx nigga— Tundergun
Rofl this is going into my mobile thanks— banak
[REQ] regcure 1.4.0.4 keygen request
A guy begs for two hours' worth of a registry-cleaner serial, gets it, and the thread just... trails off with 'thanks.'
A short-lived request thread in Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Requests board, where a member named jacal asks for a keygen or serial for the software 'RegCure' after failing to find one himself. Another member, cedars, chimes in with a fix (double-posting after an edit failure, which draws a bit of good-natured ribbing), and a couple of stragglers bump the thread months later still looking for the same file. Utterly mundane by forum standards, but a perfect little time capsule of how these late-2000s warez-request boards worked: minimum post counts to request, community members fulfilling requests for reputation, and threads staying alive for months via bumps.
i need a keygen or working serial for regcure 1.4.0.4 iv been serching for bout 2 hours and i can't find any so PLEASE HELP ME— jacal
why you double post just edit the first >_>— ynaggo
Sorry for bump, need this.. lol.— ViPeR $
AVG Anti-Virus cracked? (Requests thread)
Guy asks for a cracked antivirus — irony not lost on anyone
A member in the Red Light District 'Requests' subforum asked whether a cracked AVG Anti-Virus existed, and within a day got two different answers: one member linked an AVG Anti-Spyware package, then got gently corrected for missing the 'virus' part, prompting a second post with an AVG Anti-Virus Professional download. The rest of the thread is a string of low-effort bumps and thanks from other members over the following weeks, several noting their trial had just expired at a convenient time. Classic small-request-thread energy for a mid-2000s warez/cheat forum.
Isn't that anti spyware? I'm pretty sure he said anti virus ^^— Bradders
sweet, my trial period just ended! right on time! thanks!— funnydrummer
The Puzzle Pirates Account Request That Went Nowhere
A guy wanted a rich Puzzle Pirates account 'with lots of money and dubloons' and got roasted for it instead.
A short-lived thread in the Requests subforum where member ynaggo asked for a loaded Puzzle Pirates account, only to be mocked by shadon1nja for expecting handouts. A minor back-and-forth ensued, with ynaggo doubling down before the conversation fizzled out. Classic low-stakes forum bickering typical of the Red Light District's Requests board, where entitled asks often met blunt pushback.
id love one a one with lots of money and dubloons and i mean alot— ynaggo
Um, why the hell do you think someone would just give you an account? Are you really that stupid?— shadon1nja
some accounts can be hexxed u fuck— ynaggo
Xbox 360 keygen request (that went nowhere)
One guy really wanted an Xbox Live Gold keygen — the forum's answer was a flat 'nope, and there never will be one.'
A short-lived request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where member XyHavix asked if anyone had made a keygen for Xbox Live Gold and Microsoft Points, citing a supposed old keygen for 2-month Xbox Live as precedent. Two other members, Tundergun and MONST3R, shut the idea down immediately with blunt one-liners, and the thread died at four posts. A tiny, forgettable exchange, but a good snapshot of the era's casual piracy requests and the community's own skepticism about what was actually possible.
nope and there never will be one— Tundergun
Don't count on it.— MONST3R
Is there any keygen made for xbox live gold & microsoft points?— XyHavix
[REQ] Windows Vista Activation Help
A member begs the forum for a way around Vista activation — and someone actually delivers a zip file.
In the Requests subforum of Fkn0wned's Red Light District section, member .Smurf (aka Acid) asks for a Windows Vista Ultimate key or activation crack, explicitly wanting to avoid reinstalling or messing with programs like Timestop. Fellow member Rogue supplies a rapidshare-hosted tool with step-by-step instructions, and the two go back and forth confirming whether Windows Update would still function afterward. The thread trails off months later with another user, DRTerrorist, reporting the fix didn't fully work for him, still seeing the 30-day activation warning — a quiet, unresolved end typical of these old warez request threads.
Heyy, I've looked everywhere and i can't find anything. Could someone please help me out with a Windows Vista Ultimate key that i can activate?— .Smurf
Here ya go mate:— Rogue
I used the program and i turned off UAC. But i am still getting the 30 day thing in my activation log.— DRTerrorist
Far Cry download request
One guy just wanted Far Cry in a single link — and swore his love (definitely not brotherly) to whoever delivered.
A short, simple thread in the Red Light District's Requests subforum where member 'Industry' asked for a one-link upload of the game Far Cry back in November 2007. Fellow member 'bobbafett07' promptly replied with a link, and Industry thanked him, hoping it would work. A tiny, mundane snapshot of the forum's warez-sharing culture and its casual, joking camaraderie.
anybody wanna upload in one link please? i would love you forever...i mean like sex love..not brotherly love.— Industry
I've found an FTP for you— bobbafett07
awesome, hopefully it works— Industry
Red Light Center VIP Request
A noob wanted free VIP for a 3D virtual sex world, and the regulars just pointed him downstairs to Porn Paradise
A short, low-stakes request thread in the Red Light District's Requests board where a member named mermaid00 asked for a crack or torrent to get free VIP access to 'Red Light Center' (an online adult virtual world popular in the late 2000s). Co-Manager MessiaH suggested checking the porn passes section, a one-post newcomer asked where to find that, and ynaggo helpfully pointed out it was literally the forum section right below the one they were posting in. A tiny, mundane slice of everyday forum life rather than any major event.
if anyone has or could find me a crack or torrent to get free vip for red light center i would greatly appreciate it— mermaid00
Porn Paradise just below this forum >_>— ynaggo
Red Light District: Requests board
The 'gimme this software' megathread — from Photoshop cracks to Warcraft 3 to a School Admin Tutorial (TM)
This was the catch-all request forum inside Fkn0wned's 'Red Light District' warez section, where members with 10+ posts could ask others to hunt down and share software, cracks, games, guides, and product keys. The board ran the gamut from mundane (Flight Simulator X, Sibelius, Windows XP Pro) to the ambitious (a WoW item/stat editing program, 'how to get admin in school') to the era-specific (Madvillain albums, CS strategy guides like 'The Art of Counter-Strike'). Staff enforced a search-first rule to cut down duplicate requests, and the thread list shows a steady, low-drama churn of small asks getting answered by regulars over January 2008.
How to control or get admin in school? need tut— chaser123
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VMware & Microsoft Office Request
A guy just wants VMware and Office 2007 — dakota delivers with a whole product writeup
A short, ordinary Requests-board thread where user Prof_Oak asks for the latest VMware Workstation and Microsoft Office. Dakota answers quickly with links and a fairly detailed rundown of VMware Workstation's features and Office 2003/2007 Professional editions. A third poster, lopolop, drops in a month later just to say thanks, closing out the thread.
Ask and you shall receive i got you office 2003 and 2007 rep me if you like— dakota
I need the newsest version of vmware and i need the newest version of microsoft office if anyone has— Prof_Oak
[REQ] Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
A one-line game request that fizzled out with a member roast instead of a download link
A short, low-effort request thread in the Red Light District's Requests subforum, where a member (posting under two different handles/titles across archive snapshots, 'Don Ruski'/'Peski-Ruski') asked for a link to Dark Messiah of Might & Magic, comparing it favorably to Oblivion. The only reply came from HaSh, whose post title literally called it a 'Pointless thread starter' rather than offering the file. No actual link or follow-up appears in the archived page — a typical dead-end warez request from the site's early days.
Awesome game, some think its better then TES4 Oblivion, if some one could find a link to it that would be real cool.— Don Ruski / Peski-Ruski
Pointless thread starter— HaSh
pr0n vid. (bangbros request)
A guy posts a porn link, immediately says nevermind, and the thread lives on for months anyway.
A one-line request in the Red Light District's Requests board, where a member (c0rpsegrinder) asked for a bangbros clip and then almost instantly retracted it, only to have 'laptops' step in and fulfill it for anyone still interested. The thread then meandered on for weeks and even months as a trickle of members dropped by to say thanks, 'nice', or 'ty' — the classic low-effort bump culture of a warez/porn request board. Nothing dramatic happened; it's a small, quiet artifact of the forum's Red Light District section doing exactly what it existed for.
actually i got it now someone delete this post.— c0rpsegrinder
Hmmm..... I see why you guys want it now.— wirmware
Looking for a 3GB File Host
A 2007 quest for a mythical free 3GB-per-file upload site, solved (sort of) with YouSendIt.
A short, mundane thread from the Requests subforum of Fkn0wned's Red Light District section, where user Ray Teh Ak asked for recommendations on free file hosting services that could handle files up to 3GB. Fellow member jacal chipped in with suggestions, first 4shared (5GB total storage but only 100MB per file, which didn't cut it) and then YouSendIt as a 2GB-per-file alternative. A tiny, everyday slice of pre-cloud-storage internet life, back when finding a decent free host for big files was a genuine hassle.
thanx but thats 100mb per file, i forgot to say 3gb per file— Ray Teh Ak
well i didn't find a 3 gb one but heres a 2 gb upload center— jacal
[Request] Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended
One member's plea for pirated Photoshop CS3 gets quietly fulfilled — and a grateful noob says thanks.
A short, closing exchange in a warez request thread on Fkn0wned's Red Light District > Requests board, where a member had asked for Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended. Member 'imanab' re-uploads the file after apparently having trouble editing their earlier post, and newcomer 'Thanatos' pops in to express enthusiastic thanks. It's a tiny, mundane slice of the forum's software-sharing culture — the kind of low-stakes, community-service post that kept these request boards running.
I must be an idiot because i can't edit my post but i reuploaded it to megaupload. Enjoy!— imanab
Thank you soo much!!!— Thanatos
[REQ] Battlefield 2: Special Forces Key Request
One lonely post asking for a BF2 expansion key that nobody ever answered
A short, single-post request thread in the Fkn0wned.Com Red Light District 'Requests' subforum, where members with enough post count could ask others to hook them up with game keys or media. User 'fKn hectic' (Cud), an Australian CS:S player, asked if anyone could supply a Battlefield 2: Special Forces expansion key. It's a tiny, mundane artifact of the site's warez/requests culture — no replies, no drama, just a snapshot of the everyday key-begging that filled these boards.
not sure if this is possible but if anyone could get me a bf2 special forces key would be much appreciated— fKn hectic
[REQ] Vantage Point DVD
A one-line request for a DVD-quality rip of Vantage Point — classic warez board bait, no replies to be found.
A member named dshizzle posted a simple request in the Red Light District's Requests subforum, asking for a proper DVD-quality copy of the 2008 film Vantage Point, specifically ruling out cam-rip versions with bad audio. It's a small, mundane snapshot of the site's warez-sharing culture, sitting alongside the board's request rules requiring 10 posts before you could post one. No replies are recorded on the page.
If someone could get the dvd quality one. Not the camera one with bad audio.— dshizzle