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Kid Gets Murdered Over MMORPG Debt (Graphic Content Thread)
A shared link about a real-life murder over MMO gold turns into three pages of gallows humor and 'wtf fake' denial.
A Links/Humor thread from late 2007 shared a graphic news story about a kid allegedly murdered over unpaid MMORPG debt. Replies swing between shock, dark jokes, disbelief that it's real, and random tangents about Tibia and RuneScape. One member even suggests the story is so absurd it deserves its own over-the-top forum category rather than Links/Humor. Classic mid-2000s forum tone: morbid curiosity dressed up as banter.
This link doesnt belong in the Links/Humor section, It belongs in the OMFGWTFBBQHOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITPSYCHONERD section.— Whats that?...BANG!!
i LOL'd...then i felt really bad— SDJH2982
wtf fake— MicroUltra
Xfire rando
Some random 15-year-old xfire warrior spams a member with 'bashed by lebs' for like 100 lines straight, and it gets archived forever.
A member posts a copy-pasted Xfire chat log (credited as 'stolen from DCXVI') showing a random stranger, going by GeneralSmith-CM, spamming another user (DonuT^) with an absurdly repetitive taunt about being 'bashed by lebs.' The exchange spirals into juvenile trash talk, mock-concern about self-harm, and racism accusations before fizzling out. Replies are short and jokey, with other members chiming in about getting similarly spammed by other randoms on Xfire, treating the whole thing as harmless forum comedy rather than real conflict.
bashed by lebs— GeneralSmith-CM
notice how my cbf factor is at 100% right now ?— DonuT^
Does posting this make you feel like you are special? I get spam bombed all the time....— hunterbrute224
rofl funny iraq shit
A guy dumps some YouTube links, half the thread argues about whether they even work, nobody quite agrees it's funny
A 2008 Off-Topic/Links-Humor post where user l3m0nz shared a batch of YouTube videos billed as 'funny iraq shit.' The thread quickly derails into a minor squabble over whether the video IDs/links were broken, with l3m0nz insisting everything worked fine while others called the links dead. Reactions to the actual content were mixed — some laughed, others (like aKari) flatly said it wasn't funny — a small, forgettable slice of the forum's daily link-sharing culture.
all links are fucked.— LoRd Ragealot
its not funny boy— aKari
''U Want Candy'' ''Yea'' ''I Dont Have Any Candy, Do u want an handgranade'' LMFAO— Tundergun
"dude playing mario so funny!" — the Google Video LOL thread
A 30-minute Mario rage video had half the Links/Humor board cackling for a week straight.
In November 2007, member jacal dropped a link (via Google Video, since pulled/dead) to a lengthy clip of a guy losing his mind playing Super Mario, and the Links/Humor section piled on with pure enthusiasm. It's a classic low-stakes forum humor thread: dozens of members chiming in with 'LOL', quoting the funniest rage lines, admitting they'd seen it before but watched again anyway, and eventually identifying the clip as the well-known 'Super Mario Frustration' video running on a NES emulator. No drama here, just a nostalgic snapshot of forum culture — quick reps, inside jokes about 'the big fire stick,' and jacal basking in getting 'love from ppl.'
Woh that a big fire stick !!!!!— 3dstz
YAY im getting love from ppl i feel so much better...— jacal
THATS A BIG FIRESTICK!! LMAO SO FUNNY— Shifty.
This guy.. (Techno Viking video thread)
ZarbonPRO drops the Techno Viking meme in 2007 and half the forum just shrugs 'lame'
A short, low-stakes Links/Humor post from November 2007 where user ZarbonPRO shares the now-legendary 'Techno Viking' YouTube clip. Reception was mixed to lukewarm — several members called it 'lame' or said they didn't get it, sparking a mini back-and-forth including a light callout from Supervisor 'Don Ruski'. A classic slice of early-forum humor-sharing culture, notable mainly for being an early sighting of a meme that would later become internet-famous.
..kicks Techno Viking's ass!— ZarbonPRO
lame— blacknight00
Zarbo, come on, wtf?— Don Ruski
Really? (the "can a CPU explode" link thread)
A sketchy link, a Die Hard 4 debate, and someone insisting hard drives are packed with C4.
A short-lived Off-Topic joke thread where Pr0wL3r454 dropped a mystery link captioned 'Scary?', prompting the usual cautious 'I will not click that' reactions before people clicked anyway. It spun off into a goofy back-and-forth about whether Die Hard 4's premise of remotely exploding computers was realistic, with regulars weighing in on CPUs, C4, and hacker logic. It ends the way a lot of these threads did: someone calls it an old repost, and a brand new member derails things by asking, unrelated, whether anyone actually has hacks.
I will not click that, like really.. I will not.— The Moose
Didnt you know they put C4 in harddrives these days? Damn..— ZarbonPRO
really do yuo have hacks— donkeykonger45
Funny Shit =P (the Kingdom Hearts video nobody agreed on)
One guy posts a 'funny' video, nobody laughs, and it turns into a Kingdom Hearts debate instead.
InzaneHacker dropped a YouTube link claiming it was hilarious, but most repliers didn't find it funny at all, with Don Ruski suggesting the thread should've been titled 'Stupid Shit' instead. The conversation drifted into identifying the anime/game featured in the clip, landing on Kingdom Hearts 2, which sparked a small side debate over whether the game (and the video) was actually good. A classic low-stakes Off-Topic filler thread typical of the Links/Humor subforum.
Try "Stupid Shit =(" isntead of "Funny Shit =P"— Don Ruski
First min - entertaining Second min - retarded— Pr0wL3r454
That was shit...Kingdom Hearts 2 is a great game. I take pity on those who dis it.— Insatiable.
Demonoid Invites Thread (Page 2)
Members begged for Demonoid invites right up until the site got 'pwned by teh law'
This late tail-end of a thread in Fkn0wned's Links/Humor section was originally about members trading and requesting invites to the private torrent tracker Demonoid. By early 2008 the conversation shifts to news that Demonoid had gone down amid legal trouble, with members reacting, confirming it was dead, and noting a community forum sprang up to keep people together (explicitly not file-sharing related). The mood ranges from disappointment to resignation, with a couple of posters calling to just close the topic since Demonoid 'was never coming up anyway'.
Demonoid is gone, don't even bother.— lol
Demonoid got pwned by teh law! in other words, Demonoid is not warez at all any more... to bad— hawwah
Close this topic. Demonoid is never coming up anyway— banak
Owned or Mighty?
A silly custom-name prank link generator turns into a one-page giggle-fest in Links/Humor.
bobbafett07 posted links to a gag site generator that could make any name look either 'just got owned' or 'is mighty' by swapping the subdomain, and applied it to the forum's own name for a laugh. A handful of regulars (olie22, Tundergun, banak, Looter, jacal, .:ĐĐĐ:.) chimed in with quick reactions ranging from amusement to nostalgia that the gag was already old news by 2007. It's a short, low-stakes Off-Topic thread typical of mid-2000s forum humor culture rather than anything dramatic.
lol it says Fkn0wned just got owned.— Tundergun
Thats old like hell, but its always nice— .:ĐĐĐ:.
Haha i have not seen the Mighty 1 b4, good stuff— Looter
Scammerkid Getting Owned
A screenshot of a scammer getting caught red-handed had the whole Links/Humor board cracking up
A member posted a set of screenshots showing an unnamed 'scammerkid' being called out and humiliated, likely mid-scam attempt on Steam or a trade. The thread got a wave of laughs and one-liners from regulars, with most calling it hilarious even though it was apparently an old, previously-circulated image set. A brief bit of ribbing broke out when one member accused the poster of faking part of the screenshot by writing the site name on a chalkboard, but it didn't derail the thread.
That wasn't even funny it was retarted. ^kanetheheat plz tell me u didn't write fkn0wned on a chalkboard lol— Afteryou
omg..i pissed my pants i was laughin so hard— mako_x23
I laughed, that kid got raped. LOOL— hunterbrute224
Lmao, some girls got pwned @ MSN
2007: a webcam prank gone gross gets shared, mirrored, and re-uploaded three times because Rapidshare kept dying
A 2007 Off-Topic/Links thread where a member recounts a friend and co-poster secretly recording a girl over webcam after meeting her in an MSN/lesbian chat room, then posting the clip as a link for laughs. The rest of the thread is mostly other members complaining that the file host links were dead, asking for reuploads or passwords, and a couple of people egging on the 'prank' or asking to be taught how to do it themselves. It's a pretty ugly, of-its-era slice of early cheat-forum off-topic culture — casual exploitation played for laughs, framed as a joke thread rather than drama.
so heres the link for it... thats when Inzane n asshoel50 is gonna like rage her badly=P start spamming n shit!— olie22
ill tell you when will do it next time... just go to sol.no and then lesbe chatt make your own msn and pwn the noobs.— asshoel50
megaupload doesnt work neither. sad.— Exodus
Funny Pictures.
A guy posts a rabbit eating a pancake and the whole thread just... vibes about it.
A low-key Links/Humor thread from November 2007 where member rynth kicks things off by sharing a picture of a rabbit eating a pancake that made him laugh, inviting others to post their favorite funny animal pics. It got a handful of replies over the next day, ranging from unimpressed ('that didn't even make me smile') to a signature share and some inside-joke banter between regulars. Pure filler-thread energy — nothing dramatic, just classic mid-2000s forum off-topic chatter.
I don't know why, it just makes me roffle.— rynth
that didn't even make me smile its a really ba...— jacal
I got big balls— blackxthink
answer to life, the universe and everything = 42
Six posts, one number, and a Hitchhiker's Guide shoutout — peak Off-Topic filler from 2007
A short, low-stakes thread in the Links/Humor section where jacal posted an image joke about the number 42 being 'the answer to life, the universe, and everything.' A handful of regulars chimed in, some calling the joke old news, others explaining its origin as a reference to Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a small slice of everyday forum chatter — nothing dramatic, just members killing time and trading trivia.
LOL hard core— jacal
This was posted soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago.— Pr0wL3r454
yeah they put that there BECAUSE of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, as a little homage to the great Douglas Adams =P— SDJH2982
Terrorists Stole My Paper! - Fkn0wned.Com
A funny video link buried under 15+ posts of people just demanding someone 'unhide' it
A long-running Off-Topic humor thread sharing a video titled 'Terrorists Stole My Paper!' that spiraled into the classic forum ritual of members spamming 'unhide' to reveal hidden content, plus a side-argument over whether the hide tag should be reserved for hacks/passwords rather than jokes. By page 3 the thread is mostly one-line bumps ('lol', 'asdf LOLololol', 'yays') with a couple of members posting related YouTube links and a supervisor (Janza) dropping in with a casual comment about the video's audio.
hide is made for pass's hacks software and stuff not humor shit— jacal
Haha guy sounds asian at some parts.— Janza
If its funny its sexy— Bloodyb
Who's Gonna Win? FPS Doug vs. Angry German Kid
A 2008 poll pits two of YouTube's earliest viral legends against each other — and Fkn0wned had opinions.
A lighthearted Links/Humor thread from January 2008 built around a poll asking members to pick a winner between two early viral video icons: FPS Doug (a Counter-Strike: Source machinima character) and the Angry German Kid. Members shared YouTube links, argued over whether the famous 'rage' footage was staged, and mostly sided with FPS Doug (69% of the vote). It's a small, harmless slice of old-internet meme culture debated by regulars of the forum's off-topic scene.
he's so fuckin' pissed! he's yelling and shit while doug pwn's him.— lragnarok11
the video where the kid is fkn pissed is fake i think— Tundergun
it was weird to see a german kid go mental just over a game— kippa
mr. noname and I
A pasted late-night chat log about slinkies, dog collars, and Fleshlight ads goes exactly where you'd expect on Links/Humor.
A member posts a copy-pasted IM/chat conversation between themselves ([Fkn] Industry) and someone called 'Santa.' (aka 'mr. noname'), riffing crudely on masturbation methods and mocking Fleshlight advertisements. It's classic low-effort Links/Humor filler from late 2007, the kind of thread that exists purely to make people laugh or groan. Replies are short, dismissive, or amused, with one staff member giving a one-word 'yawns' and another commenter pointing out the subject was just a kid.
his hotdog just didnt come with mayo— [Fkn] Industry
because thats what all the k00l k1dz d0 t0d4y.— Santa.
But nonames just a kid !— Exodus
~Porn~ x.X - Misfiled Link Sparks a Petty Squabble
A newbie posts a link in the wrong section and gets called out — chaos (mildly) ensues
A brand-new member with 23 posts dropped a link in Links/Humor that probably belonged in the dedicated Porn Paradise section, prompting another member to snap at him. A more senior '1000 Club' regular jumped in to defend the noob, scolding the aggressor for being needlessly harsh to a newer user just finding their way around the forum. The thread fizzles into a few members bickering about whether the linked site was even down for maintenance, a classic low-stakes derail typical of the Links/Humor board.
Post it in the Porn Section Fuck face— blackxthink
No need to call him a fuck face u asshole.. Hes got 21 posts hes new, he doesnt know his way around . Help him instead of insulting him..— Paws
youporns been down for a while dude...— dainbramaged
Fat kid on Moped
A YouTube link, a face-plant into red sand, and one gaming perk joke that's still funnier than it should be.
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from January 2008 where user WillowZ shares a YouTube clip of a kid wiping out on a moped. The thread is a short, casual pile-on of laughing reactions and a running gag comparing the crash to video game 'perks' (Juggernaut, Fast Recovery). Low stakes, high chuckles — the kind of throwaway link thread that padded out the humor section between the cheat-scene business.
FAST RECOVERY PERK! JUGGERNAUGHT PERK! 1FT AIR PERK!— WillowZ
RIP Handlebars you will be missed ahah— jcomp6
thats fkn funny that dude is as big as my father thats what makes it so funny— kippa
L M A O!!!! (Watch and see LMFAO) - page 2
A video so bad it got bumped just to get roasted for a week straight
Second page of a Links/Humor thread centered on some video ('LMFAO') that most posters found underwhelming or outright bad. Many replies are just repeated demands to 'unhide' the content, alongside a string of one-liners calling it lame, gay, or not worth the ten minutes spent watching. One member memorably dragged the video for having an unregistered-software watermark burned across it while the poster apparently couldn't even crack the recording tool. Low-effort bump thread, but a good snapshot of the forum's snark-heavy off-topic culture circa December 2007.
that was 10 minutes of my life i cat get back from being wasted on such a terrible thing like this— mystical1
the funny part was the "this watermark will be removed after registered" across the video. what a shit ass. he can make that animation but cant find a decent crack for his recording software?— |-noodle-|
it wouldnt need to get bumped if it didnt suck— Jack Daniels
Don't Make Little Kids Angry.
A forum full of grown gamers cackling at an 11-year-old's Ventrilo meltdown
A member posted a YouTube clip of an 11-year-old raging and cussing on Ventrilo, and the Links/Humor board did what it did best — piled on with laughing replies over several weeks. Posts trickled in from November 2007 into January 2008, with regulars and a Co-Manager alike chiming in to enjoy the kid's meltdown. Nothing deep here, just classic forum-era link-and-laugh humor and some light commentary on kids being admins/gamers online.
FUCKING HILLARIOUS. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
LOL ITS SO FUNNY HEARING A 11 YEAR OLD CUSS SO MUCH— SansabaDawg
Man I hate when little kids are admins, play games, or do both. I love how they pissed this one off— hunterbrute224
audio illusion
mako_x23 drops a mind-bending sound clip and half the thread just goes 'I don't get it'
A quick, low-stakes Links/Humor thread where mako_x23 shares a CollegeHumor audio illusion clip (a Shepard-tone-style sound that seems to keep rising in pitch forever). Most replies are short reactions ranging from genuine amazement to confusion, plus the usual light ribbing between members. The Moose's joke about it not working on Swedish people draws a blunt jab from ZarbonPRO, giving the thread its one small flash of banter/drama in an otherwise chill, filler-post vibe typical of the section.
I didn't hear anything so I guess it doesn't work on Swedish people.. =/— The Moose
You're right, you're a bunch of retards.— ZarbonPRO
ok for all you ppl that didnt get it...when u play it u hear the sound get higher right??? well if you replay it over and over the sound keeps getting higher and higher.— mako_x23
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......
A racist forwarded joke gets posted, and everyone just... laughs along.
A 2007 Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where user 'thesource' copy-pasted a racist chain-email-style joke list. A handful of regulars responded with brief approving one-liners ('i loled', 'i ROFL'd'), typical of the low-effort humor-dump threads common on the board at the time. The thread is unremarkable in structure but stands as a stark example of the casual, unmoderated edginess that characterized this corner of the forum. No real discussion or drama beyond the post itself and a few members chiming in with laughter.
i loled.— Visio
I lold irl.— blacknight00
i ROFL'd— jacal
Kid on WoW Gets Yelled At By His Parents
A viral WoW-kid-vs-parents video makes the rounds and the forum piles on
A member posts a YouTube link to the infamous early internet clip of a kid getting screamed at by his parents while playing World of Warcraft on Ventrilo. The thread is a quick, low-effort pile-on typical of the Links/Humor board, with regulars and a couple of staff/uploader-tier members chiming in with one-liners mocking the kid. Nothing dramatic happens beyond some classic mid-2000s forum snark and a bit of class-based commentary on the parents.
Lol his parents fucking own his fucking ass.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
Are you crying over it? What a spoiled little baby.— Crxss
humiliation TO THE MAX.— bobbafett07
ROFL! - a rickroll thread on New Year's Day
InzaneHacker dropped a tinyurl on New Year's Day 2008 and the whole board fell for the rickroll.
A short, low-stakes Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread from January 1, 2008, kicked off when InzaneHacker posted a disguised link that turned out to be a Rickroll. Members reacted with the usual mix of laughing, complaining it wasn't funny or was reposted, and joking about crashing their browsers trying to escape it. Nothing dramatic — just a slice of everyday forum banter to start the new year.
lolol you dickface! i just got rickrolled— Industry
not funny but just annoying imo .. and someone else posted that one earlier— goofu
grrr I had to restart my firefox— LoRd Ragealot
Tina's Perfect Guy
A dumb ebaumsworld video sparks a derailed thread of racial jokes and dick-size one-upmanship
A member posts a link to an old ebaumsworld video of a girl listing demands for her 'perfect guy,' prompting the usual pile-on of jokes. The thread quickly derails from mocking the video's subject into a string of off-color race jokes and members bragging about their own... stats, in classic mid-2000s off-topic forum fashion. Several forum regulars and a couple of staff/media crew members chime in, keeping the tone lighthearted and juvenile throughout.
she is demanding more than she can ever imagine.. lol if she do meet that guy.. i doubt that the guy would want her..— haha.1
im white and i dont think my 8 inches is that small well its good enough anyway— Olie22
Indeed. ~8 myself, lolz— ZarbonPRO
stop motion fight
One CollegeHumor link, one stop-motion fight video, and a handful of fkn0wned regulars nerding out over how they filmed the mid-air shots.
A short, mellow Links/Humor thread from late November 2007 where member jacal shares a CollegeHumor stop-motion fight video. A few regulars (Cud, mako_x23, bragamuffin, Seaking) chime in with genuine appreciation for the craft, wondering how the mid-air jump shots were pulled off, and jcomp6 offers a quick technical guess about high-frame-rate cameras. Low-drama, casual off-topic chatter typical of the board's Links/Humor section.
haiz onli if the dance were real— OwNeD :D ^_^
Impressive! I wonder how they did the mid air parts, I know it's stop motion but still.— Seaking
well you jump get a good camera that takes 21 shots a second bingo— jcomp6
13 Year Old Tries To Steal Steam Account - Fkn0wned.Com
A kid tried to scam a Steam account, got wrecked so hard he cried to his school counselor.
A thread in the Links/Humor sub-board sharing an old, widely-circulated story (originally posted to Digg) about a 13 year old who attempted to steal someone's Steam account and got humiliated in the process, reportedly ending in him crying at school. The OP hid the post to keep the thread bumped, which drew mild admonishment from staff, and the rest of the thread is mostly members asking to 'unhide' the content and reacting with laughter, calling it an old but still funny classic.
go mow some yards, bitch— miLLer
The 13 year old started crying in school and he told the counselor that someone stole his Steam account.— orangespwnz
Wow, dont put stuff on hide so the thread stays alive... Dont do it again it's gay =/.— Nerf
Was Spamming
A member brags about spamming some other site, only to find out a buddy already beat him to it — and got caught by the same mod.
A short, low-key Links/Humor thread from November 2007 where user banak posts a screenshot bragging about a spam run somewhere else that fizzled out fast due to lag. Fellow members chime in with some light ribbing, and it turns into a small back-and-forth when Industry claims he'd pulled the same stunt earlier and got deleted by the same person, prompting some confusion and mild callout banter. Pretty typical filler thread of the era — quick, throwaway, and mostly just members clowning around at each other's expense.
LoL, seems like someone did it before me— banak
i spammed them and got deleted by that same dude— Industry
wtf do you mean by that was you.— [LiP]STicK.
247Vent - Prank Ventrilo Server Thread
500-slot prank Ventrilo comes back from the dead, and fkn0wned shows up to gawk at the drama
A member advertises the relaunch of 247Vent, a large entertainment-focused Ventrilo server known for prank calls and live pranks on unsuspecting listeners. Replies range from nostalgic excitement from old-timers who remembered the community, to basic connection help, to a griping detour about the server's admins being trigger-happy with bans. By the end of the month a couple of posters check back in to see if the server's still active and get vouched for by a longtime listener.
They are known for hilarious pranks, and prank live!— Rebelz
The admins are assholes They ban kids for stupid reasons— waLLa
I've been listing for about two years now and they are extremely cool people.— Nerf
Possesed Kid
A 2007 CollegeHumor video link about a wild kid spirals into the forum's collective childhood trauma therapy session.
A quick Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where user mako_x23 shares a CollegeHumor video of a hyperactive/possessed-acting kid, prompting the usual pile-on of laughing reactions and gifs. It devolves into lighthearted banter about sugar-fueled children, regretting future parenthood, and general 'kids are messed up' commentary. Nothing dramatic — just a classic low-stakes filler thread showing the casual, joke-around culture of the board, with a Co-Manager (Shifty) even dropping by to close it out.
wen i have a kid....i want 1 like him— mako_x23
Kids are just so fucked up. Cant imagine how i got thru my childhood.— Exodus
I'd be embarrased for that kids parents lol.— Whats that?...BA... Whats that?...BANG!!
Kat Williams Weed
A 2007 YouTube clip of comedian Katt Williams talking weed had half the forum in stitches — and one guy who just didn't get it.
WillowZ dropped a link to a Katt Williams stand-up clip about weed in the Links/Humor subforum, sparking a quick chain of replies mostly agreeing it was hilarious. banak was the lone dissenter claiming it wasn't funny, which drew a bit of ribbing from HaSh about not smoking weed or having a sense of humor. A handful of regulars piled on with quick 'lol'd' style approval before the thread petered out — a classic low-stakes off-topic filler thread.
Weed isnt a drug, its just a plant, and when you light it on fire, theres some effects— HaSh
Cause you dont smoke weed and dont have a sense of humour.— HaSh
I lol'd at his haircut alone.— bobbafett07
Graffiti Thread - sabre025's Artwork
A CS cheat forum's resident tagger shows off 11 weeks (or maybe years) of graffiti work down under
Member sabre025 posted a batch of photos showcasing his own graffiti art, done in Australia, sparking a mostly positive reaction from the Off-Topic crowd. Some suspected he'd downplayed how long he'd actually been practicing, while others admired the skill and noted it was refreshing to see forum members with hobbies outside the computer. A GFX staffer and a couple of veteran '1000 Club' members chimed in with praise before the thread petered out with an off-topic question about tying it back to Fkn0wned itself.
soz i aint posting any ilegal stuff , cops run the internet..— sabre025
u are the graffiti master of fkn0wned lol— Industry
kickass.. nice to see some people on fkn have lives off the comp lol— dainbramaged
The fkn Rank on internet!
A screenshot of a random toolbar's site-rank turns into a forum-wide 'lol you got spyware' pile-on.
blackxthink posted a screenshot showing Fkn0wned's ranking (apparently pulled from a Megaupload toolbar) and hyped it as a good rank. Confused members chimed in, several jokingly accusing him of having spyware, while others genuinely didn't understand what the screenshot was showing or whether the number was even real. It's a classic low-stakes Off-Topic thread: a mundane bragging post that spirals into ribbing and confusion rather than any real discussion.
Lol you got spyware— havok123
Its the Megaupload toolbar— blackxthink
that can't be real can it— Uncensor3d
Human Tetris
Someone shared that goofy Japanese human-Tetris game show clip and the whole thread just agreed: incredible waste of effort, 10/10.
A quick Off-Topic Links/Humor thread from January 2008 where member jcomp6 reposted (crediting 'DCXVI') a YouTube video of the famous human Tetris game show segment. A handful of regulars dropped by to say it was funny or impressive, with one member joking about the effort it took to make. Nothing dramatic, just a casual laugh-and-move-on link thread typical of the section.
is the funniest shit— jcomp6
wow that was really special! much work doing this vid I guess!— LoRd Ragealot
someone has to much time on thier hands to come up with that— kippa
Noob Cheats
A brand-new member begs 'can some1 send me some wallhacks?' — and the whole forum piles on to mock him.
A one-post-count newcomer named evrung asked the forum to just hand him wallhacks for CS 1.6, ignoring the site's existing cheat database. The request was widely ridiculed as classic noob behavior, with member after member chiming in with 'LOL', 'HAHAHA', and jabs about using the database instead of begging in Off-Topic. A couple of posters (including a banned member) dropped sketchy external links and fake-sounding cheat instructions, poking fun at the situation rather than genuinely helping. The thread is a small, dated snapshot of forum culture: low effort request, instant public mockery, database elitism.
Can some1 send me some wallhacks ?— evrung
HAHAHAHA ~ POST CLOSED ~— ynaggo
omg jsut use database is there something wrong with people?— xdan38x
Amazing slow-motion! (Links/Humor, Dec 2007)
A guy shares a slow-mo video, someone races to be 'first reply,' and gets called out for it — peak 2007 forum energy.
A short-lived Links/Humor thread from December 2007 where banak posted a slow-motion YouTube video for others to enjoy. A minor spat breaks out over someone bragging about getting the 'first reply,' which another member mocks. A couple regulars chime in with their own slow-mo clip and general approval, and the thread fizzles out after a handful of low-effort 'nice' posts over the following days.
first reply, thanks for sharing! the balloon pooping was awesome@— MostWanter
Lol, who cares about who gets 1st reply, go on youtube and say something like that.— that 1 dude
cool + heres one that dosnt pop— snipedbyhax
Who Wants Free Games?
A 2008 tip about a Steam/Nvidia promo turns into a casual joke about pirating Portal
In January 2008, a member named hunterbrute224 shared a link to a Steam/Nvidia promotion, noting Steam and ATI were having compatibility issues at the time. The thread quickly drifted from thanks-for-the-freebie replies into lighthearted banter when hunterbrute224 mentioned that extracting the Portal demo fully could get you the full game for free, prompting jokes from other members comparing it to phishing or bank robbery. It's a short, breezy Off-Topic thread typical of the forum's casual link-sharing culture, with a handful of regulars chiming in briefly.
id just phish the full portal from someone with the orange box— blacknight00
Gosh i'm low on money. OH, i think i'll just rob a bank.— Goodapollo
LOL this is easier then Phishing and a lot safer— hunterbrute224
EBAY fuckwit gives me his steam account
Guy loses an eBay Steam account auction, gets the login anyway, and threatens 'legal action' over it.
Member jacal recounts losing a last-second eBay bid on a Steam account, only for the seller to accidentally send him the login details anyway. Jacal immediately locks the seller out by changing the password, email, and security question, then posts the seller's increasingly desperate PM threats about contacting 'law enforcers' and lawyers. The thread is pure schadenfreude — the regulars pile on to mock the seller's empty legal threats and congratulate jacal on his free account.
Mate im giving you an opportunity now, to co-operate and give it back, or i WILL take legal action and do things the hard way.— quoted seller
lol law wouldn do shit with ebay i know that for a fact iv tried to get law involved with ebay matters b4— jacal
Lol law enforcer coz of 12 bucks!— AKULA
What Will Druggies Think of Next: SNIFFING SHIT
The infamous 'jenkem' thread that had half of Fkn0wned gagging in disbelief
A late-2007 Links/Humor thread in which members reacted with disgust and disbelief to a shared story/pictures about the urban legend of 'jenkem' (fermented sewage huffing), often referenced by its meme nickname 'leroy jenkems'. The tone is pure shock-humor and pile-on grossed-out commentary rather than any real drug discussion, with members trading jokes about how disturbing the pictures/claims were. It's a small, forgettable-but-memorable page of forum culture: dumb internet urban legends being passed around and mocked by the regulars.
LMAO leroy jenkems!— dainbramaged
thats fuckin nasssty— Legit_Hacks
That tasted.. Different..— The Moose
OWNAGE gifs thread
Just a January 2008 night of Photobucket-hosted 'ownage' gifs and a pigeon debate that never really ends
A classic low-effort/high-fun Off-Topic humor thread where LoRd Ragealot dumps a batch of 'ownage' reaction gifs (blue screens, facepalms, spartan kicks) hosted on old Photobucket albums, and regulars pile on with their own gif collections and quick reactions. It's pure filler-content nostalgia bait typical of mid-2000s forums — no drama, just members laughing, bumping the thread months later, and debating which gif was the best. A small slice of the site's Off-Topic > Links/Humor culture where CS:S/CS 1.6 players hung out between cheat discussions.
ROFL the pingeon one is better— DarkSoulSwiper
BUMP because i found my favorite one.— Goodapollo
I lold really hard at a few....— hunterbrute224
Retarded Policeman
A goofy YouTube link and one classic old-forum reply chain of pure lulz
A January 2008 Off-Topic/Links-Humor thread where regular LoRd Ragealot shared a comedic 'Retarded Policeman' YouTube video, quickly clarifying it wasn't meant to be offensive. A handful of members piled on with quick reactions and pointers to a second episode, the kind of low-effort, high-laughs post that filled the humor section back in the day. Nothing dramatic happened here — just a snapshot of the casual, easily-amused vibe of the board's link/humor culture.
Holy crap this guy is a funny shit i hope he makes more then 4 episodes— Bloodyb
i lol'd fkn hard— Tundergun
down syndrome ppls are teh shit now!— Industry
The Thomas the Tank Engine ROFL Thread
Shifty drops a random Thomas the Tank Engine clip and it somehow becomes a nostalgia thread for hardened cheat-scene regulars
A short, low-key Links/Humor thread started by longtime member Shifty (member #6, later a Co-Manager) sharing a YouTube clip of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, reminiscing about watching it as a kid. A handful of regulars chimed in with 'lololol' and jokes about the show lowering their IQ, with one member recalling 'Shining Time Station'. Nothing dramatic — just a quick, goofy off-topic exchange typical of the Links/Humor board, preserved here in two archived snapshots taken a day apart showing the same thread with member stats slightly updated.
this is hilarious i used to watch thomas the tank engine as a kid ... lololol its so catchy— Shifty
I always felt that watching Thomas the tank engine lowered my IQ by a few notches.— Exodus
remember shining time station?— Goodapollo
NO TESTICLES [HILARIOUS]
An 8-page thread about a dog with no balls somehow never dies.
A long-running Links/Humor thread on Fkn0wned.Com, apparently sparked by some kind of image or link involving a testicle-less dog, ground on for eight pages of one-liners and reaction posts. By the tail end members are mostly just confused newcomers reacting to a joke they never saw the original context for, asking to have it 'unhidden' or just going 'wtf is this.' It's a good snapshot of the low-effort, meme-chain humor threads that padded out the Off-Topic section back then.
yes i can imagine me dog has no nuts so it likes is empty sack all day =/— Edgo
Unhide, I wanna see this shit xD— Zunder
wow, that would suck i guess. I wouldnt know... (im female)— VulcanRaven
Awesome Guitar Player on YouTube
One guy's YouTube find kicks off a mini fingerstyle-guitar showdown in Links/Humor.
Member slingblade shares a YouTube clip claiming it's the best guitar playing he's ever seen, and the thread quickly turns into a friendly back-and-forth of counter-links, with other members chiming in that Andy McKee is the superior fingerstyle guitarist. It's a small, low-stakes Off-Topic thread typical of the Links/Humor board — casual link-sharing, minor one-upping, and a bit of ribbing over taste in guitarists.
this is the best guitar palying i have EVER seen this guy is da shiz— slingblade
That first video is nice, but Andy McKee is a way better guitarist.— Jack Bauer
you obviously haven't seen that many— bragamuffin
Photoshopping
A retouching video wows the Links/Humor crowd — and someone genuinely asks if it's a plugin
A member posted a 'you can't Photoshop a personality' one-liner alongside a video showing off impressive Photoshop retouching skills, and the thread became a small round of collective awe. Most replies were quick reactions praising the skill on display, with a running side-debate over whether the effect was achieved via a special plugin or just plain Photoshop technique (spoiler: it was skill, maybe a Liquify filter). Typical Links/Humor fare for the era — low effort, high nostalgia, everyone just vibing over a cool clip.
Whenever you see a hot girl in a magazine, just remember - you can't Photoshop a personality.— bragamuffin
Amazing, I WANT this plugin! Does anyone have any idea of what it is?— Rebelz
filter > liquify ur done— THe8l8
BME Pain Olympics? - Is It Real
A 2007 shock-site debate: is BME Pain Olympics actually real?
A member asked whether the infamous BME Pain Olympics shock video was real, carefully noting he wasn't posting the link to avoid mod trouble. Several regulars chimed in confirming it was legit, with one admitting he googled it himself and regretted it immediately. A classic mid-2000s internet 'have you seen this horrifying thing' thread, short and blunt, typical of the Off-Topic/Links-Humor section's shock-content culture.
that is the most fucked up thing Ive seen ever!— Wtts
i just searched it on google, and that shits nasty man...— Legit_Hacks
Its real i think..— Exodus
Do not laugh or get punish
A 2007 laugh-challenge video thread that nobody could actually resist laughing at.
A member posted a 'try not to laugh' style YouTube video in the Links/Humor section, sparking a handful of quick replies from regulars agreeing it was funny. Nothing dramatic — just a low-key, typical humor-thread moment from the site's Off-Topic corner, with a couple of the repliers later shown as banned members. A small, ordinary slice of the forum's day-to-day off-topic culture.
they are so funny loll— blackxthink
Kinda old, but still fkn funny— Exodus
lol when hes counting...18, 19...........tenten— Huffy778
BME Pain Olympics v2 link drop
Someone dropped a BME Pain Olympics link in Links/Humor and the thread devolved exactly how you'd expect.
A short-lived thread in the Links/Humor sub-board where a member posted a YouTube link referencing the infamous 'BME Pain Olympics' shock video. Replies were brief and unimpressed, ranging from confused to sarcastic, typical of quick shock-link threads that got posted and died fast on old forums like this. No real drama, just a handful of regulars weighing in with one-liners before the thread fizzled out.
well that was rubbish lol— scuddzilla
well hmm wtf?— fatsanta
oh what a genius movie.. the best thing is the knife. it's a nice knife! o_O— LoRd Ragealot
The Steam Account Phisher Who Got Owned
A 2007 account-stealing scammer picks a fight with the wrong Steam user and gets dragged through his own script.
Member Keke10000 posted a chat log from December 2007 showing a phishing attempt where a scammer, posing as 'Automated Help' then 'rob' then supposedly a 'director of operations' named Nathan, repeatedly demanded a Steam account's login details under threat of a fake ban. The user on the other end, z1zzLe#fuzioN., strung the scammer along, mocked his shifting identities, grammar, and copy-pasted script, and never handed over anything before declaring victory. Replies in the thread are short and gleeful, treating it as a classic 'fail' post — the community's bread-and-butter genre of screenshotting scammers/noobs getting clowned.
Sir, Calm down, I am not retarted, I am highly educated— Automated Help
Hopefully you stop failing at trying to steal accounts buddy =]. Its really fun wasting dumbasses times like yours <3.— z1zzLe#fuzioN.
it mak me lolacano!— Olie22
guy just lost his ability to breed
A viral break.com fail clip turns into a two-week pile-on of 'fkn0wned' jokes at some poor guy's expense.
Member Paws shared a link to a break.com video of a guy badly wiping out and hurting himself, launching a short-lived but steady stream of replies riffing on the injury for comedic effect. The thread ran from late November into early December 2007, mostly one-liner reactions cracking up over the fall, with a brief bit of drama when banak got called out for double-posting/spamming and clapped back sarcastically. Classic low-effort, high-turnout Links/Humor thread typical of the board's off-topic culture.
He breaks his arm ,and cracks his balls. Core Duo .— Paws
wow he got fkn0wned by a rail hahahahaha poor bast...— olie22
Hey, dude no need to spam— banak