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Steam Accounts, Hurry lol
A member dumps a pile of 'free' Steam accounts to buy some love — nobody's impressed, and a staffer calls it out cold.
Afteryou posted a batch of Steam account/password combos in General Discussion, seemingly trying to win favor with the community. Several members (prefeK, ballistic, Visio) quickly reported the accounts were dead or non-functional. Staff member miLLer shut it down hard, accusing Afteryou of trying to buy respect, and Afteryou fired back before storming off to promote another thread instead. A quick, petty flare-up typical of the forum's off-topic chaos.
Stop trying to buy peoples respect, you are a bellend plz leave.— miLLer
Ok sure well i aint even gonna argue you aint worth it go look at my new thread asshole— Afteryou
None work.— prefeK
Real pic of Tuxified.
A member posts an alleged photo of forum regular 'Tuxified' and the thread instantly derails into roasting, denial, and drama.
A new member, noname232, started a thread claiming to post a real photo of a well-known user known as Tuxified, sparking immediate skepticism, jokes, and low-key insults about his appearance and identity. Staff member Industry questioned the photo's authenticity while ribbing Tuxified anyway, and other regulars like Riley and bobbafett07 jumped in with mixed reactions ranging from indifference to teasing defenses. The thread quickly took on the classic fkn0wned off-topic tone — petty jabs, inside jokes, and general chaos — before a moderator (tKeR) shut it down with a blunt 'Relax kids.'
yes it's real. no joke.— noname232
so? why is that bad? tuxified you need to start working out, you kinda weak looking..sorry but i dont know if i believe its him— Industry
Relax kids.— tKeR
"lmaoooo so owned (12 year old girl)" — a 2007 General Discussion thread
A throwaway 2007 off-topic post that says everything about the site's old 'epic owned' culture.
A December 2007 Off-Topic thread where a member shared a private photo of a young girl 'obsessed' with his friend, framing it as her getting 'owned.' Regular members Nerf and TuxifieD (a site CEO/founder) piled on approvingly, with TuxifieD half-jokingly suggesting she brand herself with the site's name, while waLLa pushed back calling it 'pretty lame.' The exchange is a small, uncomfortable snapshot of the forum's edgy 'we moderate your fun' era humor and its casual disregard for the people being mocked.
Beyond owned.— Nerf
He's posting her picture all over the internet so she gets epic owned;Get the drift?— Nerf
Thats pretty lame.— waLLa
Im sorry.
An apology thread that turned into a mini-referendum on why the guy apologizing wasn't even to blame.
A short-lived General Discussion thread where a member (Nerf, per the closing note) apparently apologized for something involving another site's staff conduct, prompting quick forgiveness from InzaneHacker and pushback from veteran Don Ruski questioning why an apology was even necessary since the person in question wasn't an admin. The thread was closed by moderator NoNamE! with the blunt reason 'no one cares,' capturing the low-stakes, thin-skinned drama typical of the board's off-topic section. Staff member Industry also chimed in near the close.
Apologie accepted. Thx.— InzaneHacker
Why are you apologizing? He's not even an admin on your site, you can't be responsible for what your staff does. Just gives your site a worse name than it already had.— Don Ruski
no one cares.— NoNamE!
Whats a "ceo"?
One member sincerely asked what a CEO is — and the whole board never let it go
A short, silly General Discussion thread from November 2007 where member blackxthink genuinely asked what the acronym 'CEO' meant. Other members reacted with disbelief and mild ribbing, blackxthink explained he was French and unfamiliar with the term, and a moderator eventually closed the thread with a joking sign-off referencing the 'I'm a CEO' meme song. A classic low-stakes, good-natured Off-Topic moment typical of the forum's casual banter.
you cant be serious chief executive officer (CEO...— PaRaNoID
I am french , So yes im serious— blackxthink
Im a ceo .. im a self employed CEO.. everywhere I gooooo, everywhere I go.. IM a CEO— TuxifieD
Blaqk Hits 1,000 Posts
A GFX staffer's 1,000th-post brag turns into a mini reunion of the site's '1K Club' regulars.
A milestone thread where member Blaqk celebrates reaching 1,000 posts and earning entry into the site's informal '1000 Club' rank. Fellow members, including moderators and staff, drop in with quick congratulations, inside jokes about the '1K Club' perks, and small talk about custom titles and avatars. It's a low-stakes, feel-good thread capturing the casual camaraderie of the forum's Off-Topic section, later mirrored on the site's rebranded successor, Gametration.com.
I finally made it. I LOVE this site.— Blaqk
congratz mate enjoy your prize— PaRaNoID
Now he has acces to the 1k club goods...— banak
Post Your Desktop
Ten-plus pages of Fkn0wned regulars showing off their XP themes, dual monitors, and questionable file organization.
A long-running, chill General Discussion staple where members posted screenshots of their desktops — wallpapers, custom XP/Vista themes, icon habits, and dual-monitor setups. It ran for months (mid-2007 into 2008) and stretched across 10-12 forum pages, functioning as a low-stakes hangout thread full of banter, roasting each other's clutter, and mild off-topic jokes (including a running bit about hidden folders of 'pr0n'). Several staff and long-time members (Shifty, Bucketface, Don Ruski/Peski-Ruski, c0ke, AKULA, Jinxi) chimed in, giving it a communal, regulars-only vibe typical of the site's Off-Topic section.
Omg all you nubs have icons on your desktops...— c0ke
Lol, all the pr0n is hidden in the Fkn0wned.com forums— Janza
I hate you.— Don Ruski
ZaksterNZ gets his MSN, Hotmail, and Bebo jacked by NutterNZ
"i done it" — the confession that turned a betrayal into forum legend
A member going by ZaksterNZ posted a farewell/venting thread claiming his MSN account was stolen and sold to a stranger who used it to show off on webcam, saying he'd lost faith in the site and expected to be banned. The post included a pasted MSN chat log where he directly confronted fellow member Nutter, who casually admitted to hacking him over an unpaid 5 million RuneScape gold debt, walking through how he used a phishing site to also grab his Hotmail, WoW, and Bebo logins. The reveal that Nutter did it 'for the funds' owed, plus his blunt cyber-sass, made this an instant comedy/drama thread, with staff and members piling on to mock ZaksterNZ for getting outplayed.
i done it— Nutter
usally when i hack people well use phihsing site i go in their email see what they have emails from and steal— Nutter
LMAO, I seriously have to say, you got owned by NutterNZ. I'm not joking lol.— DCLXVI
Should I stay blond or not?
38 votes, a poll, and half the forum weighing in on a girl's hair color like it was a CS map vote.
A General Discussion poll/thread where forum member Astrea posted photos asking whether to stay blond or go back to brunette. The community piled on with mixed opinions, some teasing about makeup and 'emo/goth' looks, others giving genuine takes, while a couple of regulars pointed out the absurdity of taking hair advice from a forum. Classic mid-2000s off-topic fluff thread, light and personal rather than gaming-related, with staff and 1K Club veterans mixing in alongside newer members.
brown is defiantly sexier..duh— noname232
Stay brown. It's cheaper.— bobbafett07
Do whatever you want yourself, I wouldn't ever make desisions on answers I get back from a forum.— sammo
Type ur Name using ur Feet! (page 2)
A whole page of Fkn0wned regulars butchering their own usernames barefoot, for science.
A goofy Off-Topic/General Discussion challenge thread where members tried to type their own forum names using only their feet (some closed their eyes, some wore socks, one used backspace and called it cheating). The results are exactly what you'd expect: garbled usernames, self-roasting, and members clowning each other's attempts. Staff like Supervisor mr.N0Nam3 and Co-Manager DCLXVI joined in alongside regular members, giving it that classic low-stakes, everyone's-in-on-the-joke forum vibe.
I DID IT 2nd try =/— mr.N0Nam3
i used backspace. wireless ftw without backspace— DanishJordan
LOL you didn't even hit the F HAHAHAAH— The Moose
Want to Buy Bud for Cheap?
A supervisor finds a sketchy 'legal herb' site and the whole Off-Topic board weighs in on whether it's a scam, a headache, or just a reason to grow your own.
In this Off-Topic/General Discussion thread from late November 2007, a Supervisor member posts a link to an online 'legal bud' vendor, marveling at the low prices compared to street rates but noting the site won't take PayPal. Replies range from skepticism about shady shipping practices and 'too good to be true' scam warnings, to a member who claims to have tried a free sample and found it useless, to the classic forum suggestion of just growing your own. A staff member closes out the page with a one-liner. It's a low-stakes, jokey off-topic tangent typical of the board's looser corners, far from the site's cheat-database focus.
Good luck telling a cop it's legal.— Arcade
best way is to grow it,. haha— Us^T
try it > some random dudes word on a forum ill take my chances.— Goodapollo
What if...? — Marc347's Immortality Hormone Sci-Fi Pitch
A 2007 late-night 'what if we never died' musing turns into a dictator-on-the-moon novel pitch, then derails into premature ejaculation jokes.
Member Marc347 floats a sci-fi concept for a school magazine short story: a hormone that grants near-immortality and what that would mean for religion, aging, and society. He sketches out a dystopian plot involving a dictator named Richard Taytour who invents the hormone and effectively becomes God, with a betrayed narrator leading a mass suicide. The thread meanders through genuine interest (Arcade, Industry, and valucard offering writing help or plot questions) and typical off-topic derailment into jokes about staying up all night gaming and lasting longer in bed. It's a fairly chill, low-drama General Discussion thread showing the community's more reflective/creative side between the usual chaos.
There would be no need for God/ideas of God, seeing that you would never go there if you don't die.— Marc347
the world is just going to get shitter and shitter so I don't really want to stay around to watch it go down hill.— Sammo
Lol. Wouldn't it be great to make a hormone or electric thingy that makes sex last longer than 30mins?— Whats that?...BANG!!
The TeamSpeak Admin Hax Thread
A guy whose clan's TeamSpeak got owned wanted revenge hax — six months later someone grave-dug it into legend.
A member ('bumbumlongtime') asked for a way to get unkickable admin powers on TeamSpeak after a rival clan hacked their TS server and taunted them in a right-click error box. Regulars debated whether such a thing existed, with one member insisting brute-forcing was the only real method and mocking the idea of 'l33t teamspeak hax', while another posted a brute-force tool that was quickly called out as useless against current TeamSpeak versions. The thread went quiet for months until it got revived in January 2008, prompting a mod to close it with an exasperated one-liner and a fellow member praising the necro as 'epic'.
the ONLY way to get admin is to brute force it, stop asking if you can get 't3h l33t t34msp34k h4x' cos there arent any you will get— ballistic
Absolutely pointless if it wont work on the current version because 99.9% of admins keep thier servers up to date lol..— hEndr!x
holy shit.— mr.N0Nam3
Call of Duty 4
Members argue over ranks, prestige, and PC vs. console bragging rights in a fresh CoD4 hype thread from '07.
A November 2007 General Discussion thread where WillowZ, freshly back online after a computer crash, gushes about picking up Call of Duty 4 and hitting rank 52. The thread turns into a casual back-and-forth about ranks, prestige mode, platform preference (360 vs PS3 vs PC), and the usual CS:S loyalists dismissing CoD4 entirely. Light, friendly banter typical of the era, with some good-natured ribbing over WillowZ's erratic capitalization.
Whats with all your random capital letters. Rofl— Shifty.
It's got nothing on CSS. No game does.— bobbafett07
Stop playing the 360 Move to the PC =] the grap...— jcomp6
My 1000th Post :D
One member hits 1,000 posts, and the whole '1K Club' shows up just to rib him about it
A classic forum milestone thread from Fkn0wned.com's General Discussion board, where member 'Exodus' announces reaching 1,000 posts and induction into the informal '[1K] 1000 Club' usergroup. Fellow members and staff pile in with quick congratulations, light teasing about post-count 'spamming,' and reminiscing about who's been around longest. It's a low-stakes, good-natured slice of everyday forum culture rather than any drama or notable event — just members marking community tenure and ranking themselves by seniority and post counts.
Okok finally got my 1k'th post, thanks to all FKN members. Will keep being active, all staff rock on \m/— Exodus
Congrats. From what I've heard the 1k club is awesome.— bobbafett07
Lol, Im going for 1k club before you! and bobba, thats why i spam.. not— banak
"help me fuck these bitches up" — the niwa-online raid thread
A member cracks a rival forum wide open, posts the loot, and the site goes dark by page two.
User l3m0nz shows up bragging about having broken into another gaming forum (niwa-online.com), having posted spam/offensive content there and gotten banned, then dumps session/account data and a step-by-step cookie-editing method so other members could log in as hijacked accounts. Regulars pile on approvingly, someone confirms they 'did their bit,' and within a day the target forum is reported offline entirely, which the thread treats as a trophy. Staff member HaSh chimes in casually endorsing browser cookie-editing as a go-to move for 'xploitable' sites, giving a glimpse of how normalized this kind of raiding was on the board.
help me fuck these bitches up.— l3m0nz
did my bit ;D— pyeman
This is why I use opera, cookie editing is the shit, especially when you get some gay ass site that is xploitable up the ass, grab any hash you want.— HaSh
:-| ? — Is That Really Tux?
A blurry photo, a guy named Tker, and half the forum arguing about who's actually in the picture.
A throwaway thread from November 2007 where a member posted a photo asking if it was forum regular 'Tux,' sparking a short back-and-forth about whether the image was legit. Several members chimed in with counter-photos and denials, with the consensus landing on 'none of the pictures of Tux are real.' Low-stakes, jokey off-topic chatter typical of the General Discussion board, with a staff member (Don Ruski) even weighing in to settle it.
None of the pictures of Tux are real..— lol
In no way is that Tux lol.— Don Ruski
wonder if hes fat.. or black— asshoel50
The Random Phone Number Prank Thread
A random phone number, a chorus of "I'll call it," and one mod who just wanted the whole thing to die.
A General Discussion thread built around someone posting a random phone number for members to prank call, in classic bored-forum fashion. Members riffed with 867-5309 jokes, pitched the idea of a coordinated prank-calling party over voice chat, and one user (Christobell) called out the pointlessness of posting random numbers when anyone could just Google a phone directory. It ends the way a lot of these threads did — with a staff member demanding it be closed and a note that the number was already dead.
Toby, can you haxor my ex girlfriend? 867-5309 Ask for Jenny— Goodapollo
LOL!!! we should do a phone prank And host it on a website so we can hear that— blackxthink
Someone close this piece of shit thread? Call the guy yourself am i fuck paying to hear some squeeky teenager pick up the phone just to hang up a few seconds later.— Scratch
Cool Pictures thread
A bored gang of CS:S kids kill a school night posting Crysis screenshots, creepy contortionists, and 'wall hacking' ladies.
A casual off-topic thread in Fkn0wned.com's General Discussion where members shared random images — Crysis screenshots, oddball photos, and eventually some risqué picture posts — mostly to pass time out of boredom, with several posters explicitly noting they were bored or procrastinating on schoolwork/other tasks. Regulars like Shifty (a Co-Manager) and Goodapollo dropped in alongside lower-ranked members, giving it a laid-back, low-stakes community hangout feel typical of early cheat-scene forum culture. By page two the thread had drifted toward comments on posted photos of women, drawing a cheeky remark from a banned member.
POST SOME, I WANNA SEE EPIC PICTURES— hunterbrute224
All the Ladies that are posted on here are pretty damn Amazing o_o Specially the wall hacking one.— sanjuro3456
lol took a while for people to post— hunterbrute224
Banned people? - a member asks how forum bans actually work
Newbie asks 'what happens when you get banned?' and immediately gets roasted for asking
A short, mundane thread in the General Discussion section where member Rock Superstar asks basic questions about how forum bans work on Fkn0wned.com - whether banned users can still log in, PM, or post. Other members, including staff member Bucketface, quickly answer (bans lock you out entirely) while mocking the question as a dumb topic. The thread was closed by moderator PaRaNoID the next day marked 'answered', a small but characteristic snapshot of the forum's blunt, joke-heavy moderation culture.
If you get banned, then you are not able to log into your account at all.— mystical1
You get banned for cloging up the general discussion section with incredably dumb topics.— Bucketface
WTF wow why would you even ask this lol— Afteryou
Whats your click to pay site?
A guy asking for PTC site recommendations accidentally drops his referral link and gets side-eyed by a Supervisor
A member shares his modest earnings from a pay-per-click site and asks others what they use, tucking his own referral link into the post. Other members chime in with mixed results and their own site suggestions, before Supervisor Don Ruski calls out the referral link as a thinly-veiled ad and issues a warning without deleting the thread. A minor back-and-forth follows about fairness and whether other similar threads got the same treatment, ending in a shrug and someone plugging their signature instead.
This is a different way of simply throwing your refferal link in the thread content and leaving it like that. I'll let it go this time but let this be a warning to every one else too.— Don Ruski
i have seen ppl purposely create a thread like this for refs but i have seen no warnings for them?— UserID_7588
Click on my sig— blacknight00
WHATS THE BEST HACK ON THIS SITE!
A brand-new noob demands the site's best CS 1.6 hack — gets roasted instead of an answer.
A newly-registered member with only 8 posts asks the classic rookie question: which hack on the site has aimbot, wallhack, and 'more additional features.' Veterans immediately clown him for not just scrolling down and searching existing topics, taking bets on whether he's lazy or just can't read. A couple of regulars toss in genuine advice about avoiding VAC-detected hacks, but the thread is mostly ribbing until the OP snaps back defending himself as a non-lazy Brazilian new to the forum. A Supervisor shows up at the end, and the case gets marked 'answered' and closed by staff.
1. you lazy fuck scroll down 2. look in the topics 3. test them 4. Bingo!— jcomp6
$5 on he cant read— jcomp6
I just fucking joined the site, Im brasilian and i learned how to read coming to america... FDP— Vascaino77
Fkn0wned Official Playlist!
The forum tries to crowdsource the ultimate gaming pump-up mixtape — Pendulum vs. Machine Head vs. Dragonforce, rapidshare links included.
Started by founding member c0ke in September 2007, this thread invited members to submit one favorite hype-up song each, with plans to poll the submissions and bundle the top 15 into an official 'Fkn0wned.Com Gaming Playlist' hosted on the server. It ran for weeks, pulling in a wide mix of metal, drum and bass, nu-metal, and rap tracks (Machine Head, Rage Against the Machine, Pendulum, Dragonforce, Slipknot, Kanye West, and more), with people uploading songs via rapidshare. The vote never seems to have fully materialized on schedule, and a few members later poked fun at the promised deadline slipping — a small, good-natured, very of-its-era community moment.
The idea of the Fkn0wned.Com playlist is to get everyone to post their favourite song for gaming to.— c0ke
Any genre as long as it pumps you up and gets you in the mood for ownage!— c0ke
Wasn't the vote for this suppost to be Septemb...— Sideways
Thread of Knowledge.
A random-facts thread that spiraled into pig orgasms, Barbie's Nazi origins, and a Blizzard/Mayan apocalypse conspiracy.
Started by Olie22 as a simple 'share something you know' thread in General Discussion, this one ran for pages as members traded random trivia, dubious 'facts,' and urban legends. It devolved in classic forum fashion — a fact about pig orgasms derailed the thread for several posts before someone tried to steer it back on topic. A mix of regulars and staff (including a Co-Manager) chimed in, giving it that laid-back, time-killing off-topic energy typical of the board.
pigs have 30 minute long orgasms— dainbramaged
These orgasms literally blow their brains and or guts out. That is why male pigs and female pigs must be separated, lest a massive pig exploding fest occurs.— DCLXVI
world of warcraft is actually an epic plot to control the masses. in 2012, blizzard inc. will set free their minions to destroy the planet— Industry
olie22's 1K Post Celebration Thread
A member hits 1,000 posts, immediately typos his own celebration, and gets roasted by the '1000 Club' regulars anyway.
A classic milestone thread on Fkn0wned's General Discussion board: member olie22 announces reaching 1,000 posts, then almost immediately corrects himself mid-celebration. The thread fills with congratulations from fellow '[1K] 1000 Club' members, plus some good-natured needling about the club losing its exclusivity as more people 'spam' their way to 1K. By the second page, olie22 has been marked as Banned, adding a bittersweet footnote to an otherwise lighthearted milestone thread.
Everybody i finally made 1K FkN is so great WOOOOOOOO!!— olie22
Meant to be an exclusibe club but everybody spamming now..— sammo
thats the most disgusting cookie ive ever seen. gratz ollie— Paws
Yay! I've been on Fkn0wned for a year now!
One member's one-year 'anniversary' post turns into a low-key cookie-giving roll call of old regulars.
Member {}JuNNeZ{} marks their one-year anniversary on Fkn0wned, reflecting fondly on the hacks, exploits, and tutorials they'd seen over the year and pledging to stick around. The thread is a light, congratulatory ritual typical of the forum's Off-Topic section, with several long-time and high-post-count members chiming in with jokes, mock envy over 'cookies,' and casual well-wishes. It doubles as a small snapshot of the community's internal hierarchy (1000 Club members, staff, co-manager) hanging out casually rather than discussing cheats.
I have seen some pretty neat and good hacks, exploits, tutorials etc. etc. and I will stay on Fkn0wned to the day i won't stay here anymore (Pretty obvious)— {}JuNNeZ{}
So have thousands of members. /gives cookie— Shifty
COOKIES? ur giving him cookies?!!11!!@21 i want some cookies ):— Industry
Worst Injury
Curling irons, cabinet handles, and soccer studs — Fkn0wned members swap scar stories in the off-topic pit
A casual off-topic thread in General Discussion where members traded personal stories about their worst physical injuries. It's a low-key, meandering multi-page chat typical of the section, mixing childhood accident anecdotes (a curling-iron burn, a jammed cabinet handle) with sports injuries (a soccer studs gash) and a handful of posts that were just spoiler-tagged 'hidden content' with no real substance. Nothing dramatic happened here — just regulars killing time and one-upping each other's gnarly stories.
Clamped my arm for MAX damage.— sanjuro3456
went for the ball and keeper came out studs first and it dug into my leg, made a big hole but didn't break a bone.— Futerix
why am I not able to see the hidden content omg it's a bit annoying— LoRd Ragealot
I Bring You.... (the thread that turned into a slap-fight)
A random 'I bring you...' post spirals into a 1K Club member telling someone to fuck off over a date mix-up.
This is the tail end of a multi-page General Discussion thread on Fkn0wned.com whose original topic has long been buried under bickering. By page 3, member 'haha.1' is furious at 'Paws' over some perceived slight tied to a January post, dropping a profanity-laced rant defending his '1K Club' status. Paws brushes it off, a couple of other members ('.Smurf' and staffer 'laptops') step in to tell everyone to cool it and take it to PMs, and a staff request to close the thread caps things off, followed by one last unrelated troll reply from 'Nur5'. Classic minor forum drama: petty, quickly moderated, and mostly forgotten except as a snapshot of the site's Off-Topic energy.
fuck off paws.. its fucking 4 january.. if u know nothing about me and the post i posted go look at 1k club members.. i learn my mistake u fucking cunt— haha.1
Watch it Haha.1. /Requesting topic to be closed.— laptops
lmfao, janejio worked for me..MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.— Nur5
"I made a FKN0wned commercial" — user's homemade site promo video
A member tried to make FKN0wned's first fan-made commercial — the forum had opinions.
A member named 'whee' posted a YouTube link to a homemade promotional video for the site, hoping staff would notice and approve it, admitting it 'kinda spazzed out.' Replies were mildly encouraging but lukewarm, with one member (l3m0nz) saying they'd hoped for something more 'professional.' Whee floated the idea of starting a dedicated Fkn0wned Video Making Club, and a couple of staff/graphics members (Blaqk, laptops) dropped in briefly without much comment. A small, low-stakes slice of community life — someone trying to contribute creatively and testing the waters with the regulars and staff.
Well its on youtube hope you like! It kinda spazzed out + rep Would be nice— whee
there should be a Fkn0wned Video Making Club But I want To join it if i can— whee
lol its ok i guess i was thinking something more professional but nice job still— l3m0nz
Short Story - Fkn0wned.Com
A member posted a grim little short story titled 'its story time kids' — and the forum immediately roasted its ending.
In this General Discussion thread, forum member Industry shared an original short story about survival amid destruction that ends with the protagonist's suicide. Reactions were mixed: some members praised it and jokingly urged Industry to 'write a book,' while others (notably Astrea) critiqued the pacing and abrupt ending, calling out the disconnect between the survival setup and the grim payoff. The thread has that classic mid-2000s forum vibe of dark humor mixed with genuine amateur creative writing feedback.
its story time kids = LIE?! lucky to be alive = LIE?!— Astrea
it was... inspiring, brb goin to get wooden box, might not come back.— ballistic
eh, it wasnt really a story so much as just a description of time.— Industry
The Great Rapidshare Account Lend-Out
One guy needed a Rapidshare login to finish a 25-part download — and half the forum lined up to "lend" him one for rep
A member stuck downloading a game split across 25 Rapidshare parts asked if anyone could lend him a premium account to skip the hourly wait timers. True to Fkn0wned form, several members (including a 1000 Club regular and an Uploader-ranked user) jumped in offering accounts, mostly in exchange for reputation points, with a bit of jokey haggling over 'lend vs sell' along the way. It's a small, mundane thread but a perfect time capsule of file-sharing life in 2008 — Rapidshare wait timers, rep-for-favors currency, and forum ranks like [1K] 1000 Club and [Uploader] doing a lot of social heavy lifting.
he said lend him.. ok i will lend u.. and u MUST +rep me..— .1
if you pm me, I lend you one. all I want is a +rep— LoRd Ragealot
i got one.— ijusk03du
Adramax Keylogger "Fkn0wned" Serial Giveaway
Someone dropped a free keylogger license and half the thread just wanted to know what it even did.
Member l3m0nz posted a registration serial for the Ardamax Keylogger software, branded with a fkn0wned-themed username, prompting a handful of members to test it and ask basic questions about what a keylogger license actually does. The thread has a low-key, everyday-tech-sharing vibe typical of the forum's General Discussion section, with some mild ribbing from regulars like LoRd Ragealot and ballistic, who pointed out that such serials were common knowge/easily found on warez sites rather than anything impressive.
wow thanx if this works i swear i gonna +Rep u..— haha.1
It's called a keygen, can easily be found on any warez site. Not exactly leet— ballistic
thx but I already have a working serial for ardamax— LoRd Ragealot
Keyboard Commands aka Shortcuts
A copy-pasted Windows shortcut list turns into a thread about Alt+F4-ing someone's life
User l3m0nz dumped a giant, straight-off-the-internet list of Windows keyboard shortcuts (Start menu, copy/paste, Explorer navigation, accessibility toggles, Natural Keyboard keys, etc.) into General Discussion. Almost nobody cared about the actual shortcuts — the thread immediately derailed into regulars riffing on using ALT+F4 or SHIFT+DELETE to metaphorically end someone's life, capped off by a slur-laden joke exchange typical of the era's forum culture. A textbook low-effort filler post that became a minor in-joke thread instead of a useful reference.
I would like to be able to Alt + F4 somebody's life lol.— sammo
Ok, put it this way: Ctrl + A then, then Alt + F4. Select all then close their life lol— sammo
i want to Shift+Del someones life. haha— olie22
Evel Knievel died today :(
Fkn0wned pauses the cheat talk for a moment of silence over Evel Knievel.
A short, low-key tribute thread posted the day daredevil Evel Knievel died in November 2007. Goodapollo shared the news with a link to the SI/AP obituary, and a handful of regulars from Media Crew, Supervisor, and 1000 Club ranks dropped brief condolences. Nothing contentious — just a quiet, sincere moment of community reaction on an otherwise gaming-and-cheats focused board.
such a sweet dude, that really sucks.— Goodapollo
aww shit, RIP.— MostWanter
I liked him what a shame, but on his wiki page i think it said he was pretty much in debt.— Sammo
I think im OFFICIALLY RETARDED :D
A new guy just wanted to know how to put a pic in his sig — chaos, kindness, and one random confession about a browser game ensued.
A low-stakes General Discussion thread from November 2007 where member CoryZ sheepishly asked how to add an image to his forum signature. A couple of regulars and staff (Arcade, Industry) patiently explained BBcode and image hosting, keeping the tone light and self-deprecating. A one-post member, supercan, derailed briefly with an unrelated aside about a browser game, and Supervisor-rank member HaSh dropped in near the end. Classic filler-thread vibe: minor question, quick helpful answers, a little forum noise for flavor.
How do i put a pic in my sig? do i need to be a like a pimp or sometin or am i dum Plz helpo— CoryZ
It's called BBcode, used for forums.— Arcade
i know how to use cheat engine to hack in clickclickclick .com— supercan
tournament.com
A member wanted to buy a dead tournament site — the replies were the real punchline
In this February 2008 General Discussion thread, newer member jldrake asked if anyone remembered tournament.com and who built its old tournament-play software, hoping to track down the owners to buy the site. A few regulars, including Sammo and MONST3R, recalled using it back in the day and joked that the platform folded because it 'wouldn't make money.' The thread stayed short and lighthearted, with minitureman and staff member Industry riffing on the idea of a betting-style CS:S site failing to turn a profit.
I used it at the time, until they found out that the business wouldn't make money LOL.— Sammo
Start Tournament.com Run Tournament.com ???????? PROFIT!!— Industry
rofl a betting site for css and they cant make money lolz— minitureman
CFL Riders vs Lions
A Saskatchewan Roughriders fan hijacks Off-Topic to gloat about the Grey Cup — and half the board doesn't even know what the CFL is.
Supervisor HaSh kicks off a thread celebrating the Saskatchewan Roughriders' West Division final win over the BC Lions, hyped for the Grey Cup. Replies trickle in from a mix of confused non-fans (mostly American members unfamiliar with the CFL) and Canadian members chiming in with their local team loyalties, including a BC Lions fan lamenting the loss. It's a small, casual off-topic sports chat typical of the forum's General Discussion board.
FUCK YA RIDERS WON!!!!!!!!11 GREY CUP!!!!— HaSh
i dont think manny ppl watch cfl but sweet...wat was the score?— mako_x23
aWWW bc lost:( i was watchin the game at Vancouver— ijusk03du
WillowZ's Call of Duty 4 Frag Video
A CoD4 frag montage gets a 9/10 — but everyone begs him to lose the music.
In late November 2007, member WillowZ shared a self-made Call of Duty 4 gameplay/frag video via YouTube, apologizing for quality loss from compression. A handful of regulars weighed in with quick praise, calling it one of the better frag videos they'd seen, while several members pushed back specifically on his choice of background music, asking for a cleaner cut with just game sound for the follow-up. It's a small, friendly slice of the community's video-sharing culture rather than any major event.
nicely done. one of the better Youtube frag videos i've seen.— integrity09
Don't do the second one with music please..— The Moose
lol do music or the sounds of the game— minitureman
Help Me 'Bout Banners
New guy asks where everyone's fancy sig banners came from — turns out he just didn't know the magic word: 'userbars.'
A newer member named Edgo asks where forum users got the little sig banners (like 'Fkn0wned user', 'css player', 'Proud to be an aussie') seen under people's posts, wondering if they were custom-made or sourced from a site. A few regulars needle him for not just Googling it, one jokes the banners link out to another site, until someone points out the actual term is 'userbars' rather than 'banners' and drops a link to a userbar site. Mundane but charmingly typical of the forum's low-stakes, sig-culture chatter.
whats are googles for.. i always search my things at googles or yahoo.. try not to be lazy.. not a good thing— haha.1
Thanks guys and i did use google but had no success because it was called "USERBARS' not banners— Edgo
Yeh m8 they are called userbars— sammo
dclxvi's New Picture Thread
A staff member posts a new pic and the whole board pounces on the haircut.
A short, lighthearted General Discussion thread from November 2007 where user blackxthink posts a staff image of member 'dclxvi' and jokes about it. A handful of regulars and staff (Blaqk, NutterNZ, tKeR) chime in with quick reactions, including NutterNZ confirming a photo of himself was genuine. It's a casual, low-stakes exchange typical of forum photo threads at the time.
AHAHAHA! omfg— blackxthink
LOL! nice haircut 1980's— blackxthink
The one of me is seriously me this time.— NutterNZ
This or That? — the 39-page pinned game
39 pages deep, still going: the never-ending 'this or that' thread that Nerf finally made official by pinning it.
A long-running Off-Topic game thread where members traded rapid-fire either/or questions, ranging from shoe brands to gross bodily-function trivia. By page 38 it had racked up enough activity that staff member Nerf pinned it, cementing its status as a community fixture. Regulars like dainbramaged and Paws kept the chain of questions rolling, with the tone staying light, silly, and a little gross-out.
Beacuse this thread is so active and so many pages i'm going to pin it.— Nerf
yay, my thread is pinned ;O— Paws
losing your legs nike or adidas?— dainbramaged
Hacking Hotmail
A member's homebrew 'cookie-swap' theory for cracking Hotmail gets shot down fast by the staff
Member AKULA floats a half-baked idea about using the Firefox Tamper Data plug-in to somehow trick Hotmail into accepting a wrong password by messing with cookies. Other members, including staff member Scratch, quickly explain why the theory doesn't hold up technically, citing password encryption and account lockouts/captchas. AKULA concedes he was wrong, and the thread drifts toward a joke suggestion about fake MSN hoax tools before trailing off. Fairly typical late-2000s forum tech talk: more amateur speculation and back-and-forth than anything that actually worked.
Well, me theory is that you can switch the wrong password and make it correct by changing stuff like the cookies and stuff like that.— AKULA
theres no way your thoery will work.— Scratch
Ok then I was wrong lol— AKULA
"Where is the haxes?" — the classic new-guy question
A brand-new member asks the most basic question imaginable, gets pointed to the database, thread closed in six minutes flat.
A newly registered member with all of 13 posts asked where to find the CS 1.6 cheats on the site, unable to locate the Database section. Two regulars (hunterbrute224 and Goodapollo) politely pointed him to the Cheat Database navigation path, and the thread was closed by a moderator the same day with the tongue-in-cheek reason 'solved for jesus!'. A small, mundane but perfectly preserved slice of everyday forum life — the kind of low-stakes newbie thread every cheat-scene board had dozens of.
where can i find cs 1.6 cheat on this website :b ?— drdre
look under database, click Counter Strike 1.6, there, now you can get Hacks, and scripts and stuff.— hunterbrute224
solved for jesus!— mr.N0Nam3
How to Burn DVDs Copywrited
A guy just wants to burn his Battlefield 2 disc, gets the full 2007 forum treatment
A low-key General Discussion thread from November 2007 where member jcomp6 asked how to get around copy protection to burn a backup of Battlefield 2. Replies ranged from genuinely helpful (decrypting the disc and using DVD Shrink) to the usual forum snark and jokes about torrents and sharing a friend's Alcohol 120% install. Nothing dramatic here, just a snapshot of everyday early-2010s (well, late-2007) forum life at fkn0wned — casual disc-burning help mixed with off-topic banter.
just wondering if someone to let me know how i could burn a game BattleField 2 but its copy writed could you let me know how to get round this— jcomp6
well it wud of been done by now lol— pyeman
Just decrypt it, then use dvd shrink to put it on disk.— Sammo
Fkn0wned.Com - General Discussion (Off-Topic Board Index)
78 pages of car crashes, Christmas cheer, and a thread simply titled 'NIGGERS' — welcome to old Fkn0wned's Off-Topic
This is a board index page for the General Discussion sub-forum under Off-Topic, dated right around New Year's 2008 based on the timestamps. It captures the classic mid-2000s cheat-scene forum sprawl: staff announcements about site rules/FAQ and 'Help Fkn0wned' donation drives sit above a chaotic mix of everyday member chatter — introduce-yourself threads, desktop/setup pic threads, a member sharing a serious car accident story, gaming debates (BF2 vs CoD4), tech help requests, and a fair amount of edgy/off-color thread titles typical of the era. The page also shows the site's later evolution into an IPB 3.0 forum with a Movies/warez release sub-board flooded with duckbutta and joeymes DVDRip postings, hinting at the site's drift toward general warez/leech culture after its cheat-scene roots.
pics&VIDS&story of my car accident very bad(it paralyzed me)— .:XxX:.
Help get Fkn0wned back on top!— [Co-Manager] Shifty
gee doesn't this like rather familiar.— [Supervisor] mr.N0Nam3
Dear Fkn Community (And Industry...hoe) — Traitor's Farewell-For-a-Few-Days Post
Member's PC dies, announces a two-day 'goodbye' to the forum, community reacts with a collective shrug.
A member going by 'Traitor' posted a dramatic-sounding farewell titled after computer troubles, explaining he'd be offline briefly while reformatting his PC and hunting down an old Windows XP disc. The tone was self-aware and joking rather than an actual departure, but the grand title didn't match the mundane reason, prompting a blunt 'so?' from a Supervisor. The thread is a tiny slice of everyday General Discussion chatter typical of the board — low stakes, lots of inside humor, and staff keeping a tight, no-nonsense grip on the section (as seen in the reopening notice from moderator Nerf).
gg windows, you win.— Traitor
so?— NoNamE!
I closed it for a reason it's bullshit, Got a problem with it please PM me I moderate this section and when I close something then it fucking stays closed— Nerf
Comparison: Help Me Decide! - Which Chick Is Hotter?
A dead-simple 'dress girl vs swimsuit girl' poll turns into a mini soap opera about whose girlfriend is a 'bitch when she fights.'
A late-page continuation of an old General Discussion poll thread asking members to vote on which of two women pictured was hotter, with Swimsuit Girl dominating the vote overwhelmingly. The tail end of the thread drifts into some light ribbing between members about one poster's girlfriend, with a staff member jokingly asking for more pictures. Classic low-stakes off-topic filler content typical of the board's General Discussion section, later archived with visible signs that some participants (TheLoneMan, ri0t) had since been banned.
you know, ur g/f is pretty hot..ur a lucky sumbitch— Industry
She definitely is, for sure. But I pay my price for it... she's a fucking BITCH when she gets in a fight.— TheLoneMan
Can I get more pics of the dress girl :]?— Arcade
"My First Time Having Sex" — Thread That Wasn't
A thread titled about losing your virginity... that somehow turns into people showing off a Counter-Strike map.
Despite the attention-grabbing title, the surviving tail end of this Off-Topic thread on Fkn0wned.com has nothing to do with its subject — it's just a handful of members complimenting a custom map someone was building and sharing an fpsbanana link to check it out. Classic forgotten forum drift: a thread named for shock value that wandered completely off course by page 2. Low post volume, mostly quick one-line replies from regulars.
Looks wicked. Keep up the good work.— MONST3R
Check out my fpsbanana account, I'm about to upload a wicked map.— Marc347
looks cool— y0uran00b
i Cant Get onto Fkn
A staff member gets locked out of his own forum — and the fix is buried in Windows' hosts file.
Staff member Laptops posted asking why he could only reach Fkn0wned and its sister site through a proxy, wondering if he'd been accidentally IP banned. Fellow members ballistic and Paws chimed in with a quick technical suggestion (clearing the Windows hosts file) rather than confirming any ban. A small, mundane slice of forum life — the kind of low-stakes tech-support thread that filled the General Discussion board between the drama and cheat talk.
hey, i cant get onto fkn, i have to use a proxy... have i been IP banned? maybe by accident, please check and let me kno, thanks.— laptops
go to C:/Windows/system32/drivers/etc/ and delete the hosts file (smile.gif)— ballistic
if that doesnt work... well.. i dunoo:(— Paws
Is this weird or lame to collect. (energy drink cans)
One guy's 23-can energy drink collection featuring the legendary 'Communist Russian Monster' can
A Fkn0wned member named Jerry_Seinfeld asks the General Discussion board whether collecting energy drink cans is weird, spotlighting a prized find he dubbed the 'Communist Russian Monster' can with a hammer-and-sickle design. A few members chime in supportively, one asking where to find the can, another bringing up a knockoff Red Bull tangent, and the thread drifts into casual chat about energy drinks and bootleg brands. It's a small, low-stakes slice-of-life thread typical of the forum's off-topic side — mundane hobby talk rather than cheat-scene drama.
It's made by monster and its energy drink with a splash of Java, it's quite good.— Jerry_Seinfeld
ppl collect things WAAAAY weird-er than that bro..I think its kinda cool.— UserID_7588
isn't there a fake redbull called like columbian or something?— Marc347