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Faggot Americans can now snort their liquor drinks, leaving more room for hamburgers in the facial orifice.

In all seriousness though this is going to lead to some tom foolery.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/palcohol-us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol-that-can-be-mixed-with-water-snorted-or-sprinkled-onto-cereal-10103562.html

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anyone who does this in public deserves a knuckle sandwich

They probably will, I imagine this stuff probably gets a tad tricky to dose as the nights go on. Knuckle sandwich if they're lucky if not probably lots of OD's and sexual molestations. It's a bit silly.

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I bet it comes in standard amounts, like one packet is a shot. I think this is a cool idea and I will definitely be trying it out so I can "shoves more hamburgers in my facehole" 

 

also, I hate pissing so much throughout the night.

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I bet it comes in standard amounts, like one packet is a shot. I think this is a cool idea and I will definitely be trying it out so I can "shoves more hamburgers in my facehole" 

 

also, I hate pissing so much throughout the night.

​Could be wrong but I don't think this is going to make you piss less because I believe it's just an affect of alcohol that makes you piss more, I forget the name. Guess you could probably count on some decent dehydration if you dont get some liquids in you while using these haha.

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Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.

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Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.

 

 

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Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.

​Do lines of it and let me know how it goes? I'm thinking about getting some shipped over but cant be fucked if it's just unpleasant.

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It says on the website, which you did not read, that doing lines of the powder burns like snorting vodka. Are you ignorant or can you not read?

​Why would I look on the website when I have my very own american guinea pig I can shout demands at over the internet?

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What if I gave you wrong information and you ran a line up that delicate horn you call a nose? I am a troll.


He drinks and drugs like a troll

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What if I gave you wrong information and you ran a line up that delicate horn you call a nose? I am a troll.

​Probably snorted worse to be honest. Who needs sinuses anyway

He drinks and drugs like a troll

​Well I don't drink but if I get this powder I'll probably save it for a rainy day.

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​Probably snorted worse to be honest. Who needs sinuses anyway

​Well I don't drink but if I get this powder I'll probably save it for a rainy day.

​you dont drink? haha, what? like lol what?

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​you dont drink? haha, what? like lol what?

​Well I drink water and other non alcoholic beverages. Not to say I'll never drink again I've just had 0 desire to do so for some time now.

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​Well I drink water and other non alcoholic beverages. Not to say I'll never drink again I've just had 0 desire to do so for some time now.

​what happened?

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im kinda the same as zant, used to love sucking back brewskis but now i just cant be fucked. i still drink like once a week though, im not a complete homosex

 

if everyone smoked weed i dont think there would be anywhere near as much demand for alcohol

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