Palcohol
started by Zantarax · 2015-03-13 00:06 UTC · 35 posts
Zantarax2015-03-13 00:06 UTC
Faggot Americans can now snort their liquor drinks, leaving more room for hamburgers in the facial orifice.
In all seriousness though this is going to lead to some tom foolery.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/palcohol-us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol-that-can-be-mixed-with-water-snorted-or-sprinkled-onto-cereal-10103562.html
smaxy2015-03-13 00:27 UTC
I'll stick to my 40oz, stupid technology.
Wackid2015-03-13 02:10 UTC
OhMyGawdzz2015-03-13 16:41 UTC
anyone who does this in public deserves a knuckle sandwich
JuNNeZ2015-03-13 18:53 UTC
I'll just keep drinking my British whiskey and french cognac.
Sanjuro2015-03-13 21:20 UTC
[quote smaxy]
I'll stick to my 40oz, stupid technology.
Fuck yes, 40oz over everything.
Zantarax2015-03-14 04:46 UTC
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
anyone who does this in public deserves a knuckle sandwich
They probably will, I imagine this stuff probably gets a tad tricky to dose as the nights go on. Knuckle sandwich if they're lucky if not probably lots of OD's and sexual molestations. It's a bit silly.
Industry2015-03-18 04:46 UTC
I bet it comes in standard amounts, like one packet is a shot. I think this is a cool idea and I will definitely be trying it out so I can "shoves more hamburgers in my facehole"
also, I hate pissing so much throughout the night.
Zantarax2015-03-18 06:20 UTC
[quote Industry]
I bet it comes in standard amounts, like one packet is a shot. I think this is a cool idea and I will definitely be trying it out so I can "shoves more hamburgers in my facehole"
also, I hate pissing so much throughout the night.
Could be wrong but I don't think this is going to make you piss less because I believe it's just an affect of alcohol that makes you piss more, I forget the name. Guess you could probably count on some decent dehydration if you dont get some liquids in you while using these haha.
Industry2015-03-18 22:59 UTC
Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.
OhMyGawdzz2015-03-19 01:46 UTC
[quote Industry]
Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.
Industry2015-03-19 01:59 UTC
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
Well, bring that irish tan cock over here and let me test these new lips out on it.
Zantarax2015-03-19 18:59 UTC
[quote Industry]
Well, I'll mix the package in an 8oz glass of water like the article suggested it be used. That means I stay hydrated all night. I'll probably still drink a beer or two because I like the way it tastes.
Do lines of it and let me know how it goes? I'm thinking about getting some shipped over but cant be fucked if it's just unpleasant.
Industry2015-03-19 23:26 UTC
It says on the website, which you did not read, that doing lines of the powder burns like snorting vodka. Are you ignorant or can you not read?
Zantarax2015-03-19 23:30 UTC
[quote Industry]
It says on the website, which you did not read, that doing lines of the powder burns like snorting vodka. Are you ignorant or can you not read?
Why would I look on the website when I have my very own american guinea pig I can shout demands at over the internet?
Industry2015-03-19 23:31 UTC
What if I gave you wrong information and you ran a line up that delicate horn you call a nose? I am a troll.
Ghost2015-03-19 23:56 UTC
[quote Industry]
What if I gave you wrong information and you ran a line up that delicate horn you call a nose? I am a troll.
He drinks and drugs like a troll
Industry2015-03-19 23:56 UTC
[quote Ghost]
He drinks and drugs like a troll
I hope he snorts a line of this stuff.
Zantarax2015-03-20 00:46 UTC
[quote Industry]
What if I gave you wrong information and you ran a line up that delicate horn you call a nose? I am a troll.
Probably snorted worse to be honest. Who needs sinuses anyway
[quote Ghost]
He drinks and drugs like a troll
Well I don't drink but if I get this powder I'll probably save it for a rainy day.
Industry2015-03-20 03:21 UTC
[quote Zantarax]
Probably snorted worse to be honest. Who needs sinuses anyway
Well I don't drink but if I get this powder I'll probably save it for a rainy day.
you dont drink? haha, what? like lol what?
Zantarax2015-03-20 03:54 UTC
[quote Industry]
you dont drink? haha, what? like lol what?
Well I drink water and other non alcoholic beverages. Not to say I'll never drink again I've just had 0 desire to do so for some time now.
Industry2015-03-20 14:30 UTC
[quote Zantarax]
Well I drink water and other non alcoholic beverages. Not to say I'll never drink again I've just had 0 desire to do so for some time now.
what happened?
Zantarax2015-03-20 16:18 UTC
[quote Industry]
what happened?
Not sure I just don't desire alcohol and am generally repulsed by the thought of drinking it, beats me as to why.
OhMyGawdzz2015-03-20 20:31 UTC
im kinda the same as zant, used to love sucking back brewskis but now i just cant be fucked. i still drink like once a week though, im not a complete homosex
if everyone smoked weed i dont think there would be anywhere near as much demand for alcohol
Industry2015-03-20 21:07 UTC
I'm opposite. I used to love getting blazed (420) but now I despise getting high. I only drink.
smaxy2015-03-20 21:15 UTC
I used to not really care to get drunk or high. But I enjoyed to make money off of selling stuff.
I now enjoy to get high and or drunk occasionally. Now I have no in real life friends to talk to so I can't sell to anyone.
OhMyGawdzz2015-03-20 21:26 UTC
[quote smaxy]
I used to not really care to get drunk or high. But I enjoyed to make money off of selling stuff.
I now enjoy to get high and or drunk occasionally. Now I have no in real life friends to talk to so I can't sell to anyone.
are you gonna just leave us with that cliff hanger or would you care to explain as to why you have no friends, friend.
smaxy2015-03-20 21:49 UTC
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
are you gonna just leave us with that cliff hanger or would you care to explain as to why you have no friends, friend.
I said in real life friends (IRL), friend. After my brain got toasted all of my old friends moved to different colleges to do do other stuff. But I didn't move away to do college I just went to a commuting community college (like 40+ minutes away which lead me to never get in touch with anyone except for a salesman). Also I had a Facebook for several years but I got uninterested in using it. That is because I wouldn't really talk to anyone due to their interests shifted one way and mine in a different way which left little conversation material.
OhMyGawdzz2015-03-20 22:04 UTC
[quote smaxy]
I said in real life friends (IRL), friend. After my brain got toasted all of my old friends moved to different colleges to do do other stuff. But I didn't move away to do college I just went to a commuting community college (like 40+ minutes away which lead me to never get in touch with anyone except for a salesman). Also I had a Facebook for several years but I got uninterested in using it. That is because I wouldn't really talk to anyone due to their interests shifted one way and mine in a different way which left little conversation material.
thats what i meant brosive. i know how you feel, like literally 95%+ of my friends all moved away for university and im probably never gonna speak to most of them again, but you gotta get back on horse, not having friends in real life will fuck you up. it will only get harder as you get older
smaxy2015-03-20 22:16 UTC
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
thats what i meant brosive. i know how you feel, like literally 95%+ of my friends all moved away for university and im probably never gonna speak to most of them again, but you gotta get back on horse, not having friends in real life will fuck you up. it will only get harder as you get older
I've aged with it and it hasn't bothered me much. I still have my hand!
Now back to the topic presented to us by Zantarax.
Zantarax2015-03-21 05:23 UTC
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
im kinda the same as zant, used to love sucking back brewskis but now i just cant be fucked. i still drink like once a week though, im not a complete homosex
if everyone smoked weed i dont think there would be anywhere near as much demand for alcohol
[quote Industry]
I'm opposite. I used to love getting blazed (420) but now I despise getting high. I only drink.
It's better for the general public if I don't consume alcoholic beverages.
Zantarax2015-03-21 05:25 UTC
[quote smaxy]
I said in real life friends (IRL), friend. After my brain got toasted all of my old friends moved to different colleges to do do other stuff. But I didn't move away to do college I just went to a commuting community college (like 40+ minutes away which lead me to never get in touch with anyone except for a salesman). Also I had a Facebook for several years but I got uninterested in using it. That is because I wouldn't really talk to anyone due to their interests shifted one way and mine in a different way which left little conversation material.
[quote OhMyGawdzz]
thats what i meant brosive. i know how you feel, like literally 95%+ of my friends all moved away for university and im probably never gonna speak to most of them again, but you gotta get back on horse, not having friends in real life will fuck you up. it will only get harder as you get older
Wow way to bring down the vibes dodes, serves you right for being friends with high achievers though. I dont know anyone that went to university, few lads in the gaol though haha
JuNNeZ2015-03-21 10:50 UTC
What would happen if you mixed it with like vodka, do you get stronger vodka?
smaxy2015-03-21 12:24 UTC
[quote JuNNeZ]
What would happen if you mixed it with like vodka, do you get stronger vodka?
Yes, even stronger alcohol.
Zantarax2015-03-22 04:11 UTC
[quote JuNNeZ]
What would happen if you mixed it with like vodka, do you get stronger vodka?
No the alcohol counteracts itself and you end up with lemonade